What would you do if....

[Hydrizzle]

Let's say you were minding your own business, just sitting at home, when, lo and behold, a news report comes out saying that a plague of zombies has broken out downtown! And your beloved spouse and 2 children have gone to a play right in the middle of it! You know they are smart enough to evade the zombies for a short time (being that zombies have the brain of an insect and walk very slow), but you know that, with thousands of zombies in the streets, it is only a matter of time before they are turned into undead themselvs.

Seeing as how rioting and looting has taken the streets into a state of chaos, you can take anything you want from the gun store... so here's the question...

What weapons would you take to the scene to save your beloved family? Keep in mind that there are possible thousands of undead roaming the street, and that ONLY a headshot or prolonged burning will actually kill the zombie. Also, severing of the head works, although the head can still roll around and try to bite people.

Describe the kit you would use, the vehicle, and the strategy.

[Hydrizzle]

Ok here, I'll start:

1 remy .22 rimfire silenced rifle.

1 remy 12 guage pump shotgun

1 high quality japanese katana

1 dirtbike

blowtorch (caturize my wounds in case of bite)

road flares (good distraction for stupid zombies)

[rastabill89]

wow dude thats a hard one...id like to phone a friend

[rastabill89]

lol this thread is like 10 minuits old and already has 5 out of 6 stars :confused:

[Lily420]

I'de start my car and drive through the plays wall, pick up my kids and leave my spouse (he was no good anyway). I'de use a gun to blow their heads off and an axe because they are nifty. Then drive to the airport, go to canada, buy some Llamas, marry sumone else, and smoke sum bud. :D

[High Agane]

ak47, double barrel shot gun *maximum impact* id get a truck rampage threw the city over the zombies get the kids and wifey and who ever else we came across cause im just such a good saint like that go to my supplyers house take all his chronic and hop town..... i like the lamma and canada idea too ill take a hit on that one cause thats a good idea
and smoke bud :-D

[Bazooka Joe]

Nice Topic......for the vehical i would have a 2000 gmc searria 4 door lifted up with big mud tires on it, and have my sound system blaring some metallica,crossfade, and some slim thug and miek jones....would be runnin zombies over and bustin there mellons... for choice of weapons, well an AR-15 with 2 40 round mags, and ak-47, with a 40 round mag, 2 twin berreta 9mms with hollow points, a winchester model 300 12 guage (black and stainless steal) and a box of slugs and a box of 00 buck shot, and a .308 sniper rifel with ballistic tip bullets....roll up to the play jumpout with guns blazin, get my kids and my gorgeous wife, hand my wife a pistol ( my wife will have to love guns and know how to shoot) make our way back to the truck and drive all the way to BC build a zombie proof house and yard and grow the best ganja and bang the shit outta my sexy ass wife.......lmaooo.......oh yeah and i would help out all the un-bitten humans let em hop in the back and get a gun (gotta have somebody to help me grow all that mary jane)....but if they make the moves on my wife, they get a hollow point in there mellon!

[pyroron65]

first i would get really highhhhh.
then i would worrie about them sombies, give me a 7 mm mag rem
a m203 granadelauncher and a laws rocket then get buzzed again

[daZenfmeister]

I would grab a .50 cal Desert Eagle (chrome silver) Revolver and make some Zombie brain puddin' Also a sawed off shotgun with buckshot just for some entertainment. And hell yeah on the katana cept I'm ambidexterous and would have katana in right hand and a nice rusty falchion in the lft hand. Also would have one of those extendable police baton thingys (think televistion antenea but build for whackin people) just when I wanted an adrenaline rush just go beat the fuck out of a zombie and then stomp the fuckers face in and also dont chop their heads off slice right through the mouth that way you get their brain stem as well.

[MeatRulz]

pound of bud and a lot of blunts and get the zombies high then they would chill out and stop tryin to kill everybody then i would take em to there house and listen to some rap music.

[Hydrizzle]

one thing you must take into account is the avaliability of ammo in a zombie-infested area. Obviously a gun store must be raided. a rifle that fires .22 rimfire is a must, as that ammo is sold anywhere guns are sold. with the added weight of higher caliburs, it will be hampering on long treks, with little or no sleep. also, higher mag capacity is a must when being swarmed by 10+ zombies.... what ya gonna do when your 7 round clip of .50 runs out?

as for vehicles..... 4 wheels is a bad idea, as vehicles will be blocking the street. when a zombie outbreak occurs, everyone will rush out of town, creating a massive traffic jam, and lots of food for the zombies. even a good bycicle is better than a truck, as it can be lifted over traffic jams. keep in mind that all you need to outrun zombies is a fast walk. .

stabbing weapons are a no-no, as you would need a highly skilled stab into the eye socket, or just a vicious penetrating thrust. if you can't find a good slashing weapon, then the next best thing would be a bludgeoning weapon like a bat. might take 2 swings to fully destroy the brain, though.

[Psycho4Bud]

Vehicle: Hummer
Weapons: 10 cases of dynomite, flame thrower, samari swords, AK
Provisions: Bottle of scotch, ounce of bud

[Psycho4Bud]

Roads blocked?

apache helicopter

[koshea]

lol i live in houston, if my family was downtown in an outbreak of zombies theres no fucking way i could find them

[Hydrizzle]

well you would have to try. with extreme prejudice.

[hardon]

id take my trusty sling-shot, and my old batman tricycle. or maybe an m16 and hmm...a jeep wrangler. yup

[mrdevious]

first i would get really highhhhh.


but then if you got turned into one then you'd be the most dangerous zombie EVER. A Zombie with the munchies! :eek:

[BlueCat]

Hey Hydrizzle did you by chance just see the movie "28 Days Later"?

It's the best zombie movie!

[Ganj]

Ok here, I'll start:

1 remy .22 rimfire silenced rifle.

1 remy 12 guage pump shotgun

1 high quality japanese katana

1 dirtbike

blowtorch (caturize my wounds in case of bite)

road flares (good distraction for stupid zombies)

things i'd have:

1. hanso hattori sword (kill bill) or any sharp, durable sword capable of decapitating

2. .50 desert eagle

3. cigarettes, ounce of weed and a safehouse

[ezjim]

hand gernades - couple dozen
ak -47 or a AR 15 w/ 10 clips
a BAR [ browning assult rifle] - Like bonnie and clyde used dozen clips
2-44.cal auto mag's w/10 clips each
a armoured car like the banks use
and a flame thrower just for kicks and giggles

[Da1lungwonder]

Ok i think this is what i would do..

16 2liters of Pepsi
12-14 packs of Marlboro light box
2ozs of Sticky for smokin..
100pounds of dirt weed
1 BarBque Grill,propane powered..
1 hi powered generator
1 of those 6ft diameter exhaust fans
electical cord of proper amperage rating
1 H1 hummer witht he pickup bed..
2 .50caliber GatlenGuns, with 2 barrels of amo for each
2 40cal Glocks with waist monted ammo belts
1 Gravity Gun from HalfLife2
Mount the fan and grill in the pickup bed of the H1. throw all that dirt weed in the grill and fire it up.leave the lid down so you get a good dense smoke while your driving there.. then just before you roll up on the Zombies, turn on the fan(hence the generator and electric cord)and smoke those dumb fuck s out..They act half stoned already so the dirt weed will get em lifted, then you dont have to kill em at first..
Grab the fam.
Smoke a few "happy i found you" spliffs..
Now, this is were the heavy artiliry comes in, for those zombies waking up, they got the munchies right..
Well i got a whole shit load of LEAD for they asses....

Yup, sounds good to me

[Gothen]

Yeah, see, but our definition of zombie is different. Mine are like the kind in Dawn and Land of the Dead. They're fast, they can run, and are very aggressive. If I ever saw THOSE zombies on the news, I'd basically pray to God to forgive me for all the bad things i've done in my life, thank him for letting me live and all that, then, I'd say Amen. Stand up, and find the best place to hide. Somewhere out of sight, and not likely to draw attention.

I'd rather starve and/or dehydrate to death than become one of those zombies.

[Anonymous]

i would want a monster truck to run everyone over and a few guns and a pound of some dank weed

edit: make that 2 pounds :D

[Da1lungwonder]

Ok i think this is what i would do..

16 2liters of Pepsi
12-14 packs of Marlboro light box
2ozs of Sticky for smokin..
100pounds of dirt weed
1 BarBque Grill,propane powered..
1 hi powered generator
1 of those 6ft diameter exhaust fans
electical cord of proper amperage rating
1 H1 hummer witht he pickup bed..
2 .50caliber GatlenGuns, with 2 barrels of amo for each
2 40cal Glocks with waist monted ammo belts
1 Gravity Gun from HalfLife2
Mount the fan and grill in the pickup bed of the H1. throw all that dirt weed in the grill and fire it up.leave the lid down so you get a good dense smoke while your driving there.. then just before you roll up on the Zombies, turn on the fan(hence the generator and electric cord)and smoke those dumb fuck s out..They act half stoned already so the dirt weed will get em lifted, then you dont have to kill em at first..
Grab the fam.
Smoke a few "happy i found you" spliffs..
Now, this is were the heavy artiliry comes in, for those zombies waking up, they got the munchies right..
Well i got a whole shit load of LEAD for they asses....

Yup, sounds good to me


Hahaha damn i was HIGH AS FUCK...lol

[rastabill89]

lol that sounds good to me to man

[Hydrizzle]

Hey Hydrizzle did you by chance just see the movie "28 Days Later"?

It's the best zombie movie!

yes, although the director would say its not a zombie movie, considering that the "infected" only resemble zombies, they actually have a virus. as for starving to death..... wouldn't suicide by gun be a little less painful?

[NOTEHOOK]

no gunstores here for like 2 hours wtf ;(

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

.50 BMG Barrett (can't remember the numbers lol)
Smith and Wesson .500 x 2
M60 machine gun mounted on the Hummer i will aquire :)
Beretta 92FS .9mm x 2
10lbs. of weed
A barbeque with 100's of burgers
£100 worth of skittles

All my friends so they can help me too:)


Oh i forgot.. thousands of bullets, so after they are all dead i will have enough to have fun with and shoot shit lol