View Full Version : Why don't boxers have sex before a boxing match?
jadeius
07-29-2005, 04:01 PM
Because they don't fancy each other hahahahahaha
heard it on tv yesterday
Hempamasta
07-29-2005, 06:31 PM
... I don't get it.
ermitonto
07-29-2005, 06:35 PM
... I don't get it.
It's funny because it's true.
Good one! :D
Hempamasta
07-29-2005, 07:06 PM
Wait... is it just because they don't want to fuck each other? That's the punchline?
mikeo14
07-29-2005, 07:24 PM
why would you post this man, u could've at least made 10 or 20 jokes on this thread
looseends
07-29-2005, 07:44 PM
i thought it was cute jadeius. keep em coming honey. we need more laughter here.
ermitonto
07-29-2005, 07:47 PM
How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but hell if I know how you'd get them in there!
ezjim
07-29-2005, 08:02 PM
women weaken legs ..espeically those ones that can make your knee's knock
jadeius
07-29-2005, 08:58 PM
men usually go bald because of an excess of male hormones...so STOP SWALLOWING!!! lol wait i got some good ones...
jadeius
07-29-2005, 08:58 PM
Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, "We don't have any condoms. I''ll call room service." So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, ''''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'''' ''''No,'''' he says, ''''I''ll suffocate!''''
jadeius
07-29-2005, 08:59 PM
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot
jadeius
07-29-2005, 08:59 PM
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle names
jadeius
07-29-2005, 09:00 PM
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
jadeius
07-29-2005, 09:01 PM
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
NOTEHOOK
07-29-2005, 09:01 PM
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle names
LOLL THE ONE ABOVE ME TOO ROFL :D :D :D :D
rastabill89
07-29-2005, 09:03 PM
oh shit lol
lol i like the bear one that made me chuckle
ezjim
07-29-2005, 09:44 PM
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
dude that was great funnyest one ive seen in a while .. i wanted to put 1 or 2 jokes up but this is a family site and all my jokes are really tasteless and very offensive ...
jadeius
07-29-2005, 09:53 PM
so what, there's no taste in this site anyway if you ask me, especially with that one racist thread that's floating around all of a sudden...
by the way that thread DID strike a nerve with me, that doesn't happen often
but if you don't wanna post your jokes then email them to me, i'm always looking out for a new joke: recess_8ball <at> yahoo.com
Da1lungwonder
07-30-2005, 12:33 AM
Why can't Gypsies have babies?
Cuzz thier husbands have Crystal Ballz...
kablam
07-30-2005, 02:14 AM
what's green, sticky, and smells like mrs. piggy.....
....Kermit's finger.
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
07-30-2005, 02:46 AM
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
hahahahhahahahhah :D god that was good :D
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