Honestly... do I have no chance in hell?

[PurpnCoke34]

I mean...

Ive smoked everyday multiple times for the past 2 years. So I probably have all kinds of THC deposits, is there any chance in hell I could pass a drug test? Is there something I can drink? Something I can buy? Anything? I need a job bad, but I dont know where I can find one at a place that wont drug test. Im not going to work in fast food, or do something I'll hate, cause Ill be miserable. So... is there anyway I can pass?

[stankystank]

drink water like crazy for a week you should be clean im also a heavy smoker but i quit for a month before i found a job the more water you drink and the more you pee the faster it gets out a week if you drink about alot a day

[hit this bit]

i know this sounds crazy but they drug tested me and the night before i smoked a lot of weed , it was a saliva test and idk how but i past , what they ask u to do is take this stick and rub it against ur cheek but instead i kept it between my teeth
hope that helps

[bobthemagicdragon12]

ok so this is probly outdated and uve taken ur test, but anyways, yes u can get clean and u can do it pretty fast, depending on ur weight and height, but w/o that u can get ur drug test to come up worthless by drinkin a ton of water, untill ur pee is clear then u wont get a positive or negative result on the test, u may not get the job or they may reschedule u for a later test thats ur choice and risk. but anyways to get clean first out start off by drinkin alot of water its just good to clean out ur system but also drink an ass load of cranberry juice, it promotes cleaning through ur urinary tract and will get rid of the THC faster. the other thing u can do is exercise, alot, if uve got time u should do something so that u sweat profusely for at least 15, at least once a day, the more the better, go play racquet ball, thats great for sweating. besides that i dont trust all those get clean drinks and such, u can get some creatine supplements at a GNC or something, that will do the same as the canberry juice. do all that for a week solid and u should be good regardless of ur weight unless ur very overweight then ull need more time. after that the day of ur test make sure uve peed at least 5-6 times b4 the test. DO NOT LET IT BE UR FIRST PISS OF THE DAY!!!!!!!! this is extremely important as ur first piss is the most concentrated and will have the more THC in it. another tip i learned is the day of the test drink some gatorade, also u can put some salt in the gatorade, i dont remember the right amount but i think it was like a teaspoon for an 8oz bottle, the salt just makes the test acceptable cuz of all the water in ur system. after that drink more water. then while taking the test start out pissin in the toilet, then move to the cup in about the middle and finish in the toilet, the beginning and the end both have to highest concentration of THC. with all that done for about a week give or take depending on ur weight ull pass no prob, good luck man:)