and you thought your parents were bad

[ezjim]

this is just a classic pot head bashing parent
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4130&n=3

[jadeius]

yeah i think he needs to go on ahead and pull that barbed wire out of his ass and get it over with....i mean, it's like you said before jim, kids do learn from example, and he can't really say a goddamn thing until he gives up the drinking because it's many times more harmful that pot...what a prick...

[Bender]

after Schultz found a small bag of marijuana while rifling through the boy's pockets for beer money.
for some reason I found that line to be funny as hell.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

He should smash his dad's car to shit (when he finds out he's been driving drunk) and let him think he did it to himself by crashing, i know i would if my dad was like that.. gladly he's not, likes a couple of beers (or guiness) every now and again.. but hey, who doesn't?

[ezjim]

yea coming from a working class family and growing up in that kind of community ive seen a lot of that . i had a step dad kinda like that [ truck driver] ..except he smoked weed and never put us down for doing the same ..but damn if he couldnt drink ...but he was a happy drinker and was way into doing right for his kids and my moms kids .. i guess i lucked out in the parent dept .

[ezjim]

for some reason I found that line to be funny as hell.
it reminded me of the old simpsons episode when homer broke open barts piggy bank to go to moes

[F L E S H]

it reminded me of the old simpsons episode when homer broke open barts piggy bank to go to moes
LOL

I love The Onion... I posted another funny article from a future issue of The Onion in the politics forum, check it out :D

[Up In Smoke 420]

Stupid Ahhhh that pissed me off. Dumbass father complaining about drugs when he just drinks drinks and drinks.

[vicstar]

it reminded me of the old simpsons episode when homer broke open barts piggy bank to go to moes
hahahahaha ya

[Da1lungwonder]

Wow, been there...But my ol' man would bitch about me smoking pot as he rolled us a joint..WTF?
Acohol makes people really stupid, i cant understand why people like an acohol induced brain fart and totally make them selves look like an ass

[Mello.as.Hello]

I might be mistaken, but I was under the impression that "The Onion" was fake news, or at least heavily embellished.

The sad truth is that people really are this way, and it's not newsworthy. Potheads getting a bad rap is as commonplace as every other minority getting abused, it's just not quite as prevalent.

[ezjim]

Wow, been there...But my ol' man would bitch about me smoking pot as he rolled us a joint..WTF?
Acohol makes people really stupid, i cant understand why people like an acohol induced brain fart and totally make them selves look like an ass
I always liked getting drunk because being drunk is FUN. but some people are just not very happy people and when THEY drink it makes them more unhappy..i kinda feel bad for em almost ..

[KronicKing]

i thought the screen door factory was hysterical,at least his kid get to leave and smoke all the weed he wants,and by the look of him he's gonna be a life long stoner like most of us :)

[koshea]

i hope none of you accually believe that story...lol its funny thou

[ezjim]

i hope none of you accually believe that story...lol its funny thou
i got the link off loretta nalls site ..and even if it is not true [ i think it is ] im sure there are a bunch of people here me included that have come across parents like that way to many times

[chris420]

LOL thats hillarious, ive always loved that web site
mello, yeah it more of a sarcastic satirical news site.. not to be taken serious, just to have a laugh

[MeatRulz]

pots rots brains!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!!!?!

[BlueCat]

I might be mistaken, but I was under the impression that "The Onion" was fake news, or at least heavily embellished.

The sad truth is that people really are this way, and it's not newsworthy. Potheads getting a bad rap is as commonplace as every other minority getting abused, it's just not quite as prevalent.


The Onion is FAKE news....it is funny though.

[rastabill89]

nothing wrong with the kid...but the dads a fucking loser yea i found that funny too he was going through his sons jeans for fucking bear money

[Sentinel]

fake

[firsttimefarmer]

this is just a classic pot head bashing parent
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4130&n=3


my dad(rip) had a name for people like this. it wasDIRTY LOOKIN' EEGIT!!

[jadeius]

that was some kick ass fake news, though i have to say i did force myself to believe it at first because...well....some people....

it was a dead giveaway with the screen factory thing, that was my first skepticism

but the alcoholic dad bashing on his son for being a stoner, so realistic
and the stealing money from him for alcohol, still even believable

some people...

[haha]

The whole point of that article is to show how much of a hypocrite the dad is.

The Onion is a fake newsletter. They tend to have intelligent humor.

[jadeius]

like the daily show with jon stewart, he's a fake news genius, uncompassed if you ask me

[koshea]

no cuz jon stewart uses real news with a twist

[jadeius]

well i think that's what is so cool about it, he twists our own reality into comical knots, and even though he doesn't show it very much explicitly, he picks on everything

[hipEstoner]

his dads a serious alcoholhead

[givemesomeweed]

The kid did look kinda high in that picture though.

[IntrepidS]

THAT ARTICLE PISSES ME OFF TO NO END!!!

[jadeius]

no kidding...remember tho its fake!!!