This is so like my husband

[BlueCat]

You know how they always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"



"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter......

WELL it made me laugh .. :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol, damn good :D:D haha

[robert42]

lmao :p

i like it

[vicstar]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LOL

[ezjim]

that was great ...it reminded me of my grandpa to a f@#%n T

[Ocram]

Hahahah thats funny!!!!...I Love Weed!!

[looseends]

that was damned funny.

[Sgt. Pepper]

Gotta love the old fellas. They got that old school wit in their sense of humor! Priceless!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Old men seem fearless to me, as some bitch that i used to see on my paper round used to give me abuse, and like tell me to slow down and threaten to "knock my head off" for going "too fast" (i forgot to mention, she's about 60 and looking for a fight for no reason). So i decided to say stuff back to her when she did stuff, like one time she hit me with her umbrella in the back as she walked past, (i'm always on my bike btw, that's why she thinks i'm going too fast, but i was stopped to cross over at this point) so i got the courage to say "What the fuck do you think you're doing, you c*nt!?" (i know from experience not many ladies like that word, so let's * it out lol)
So then a couple of days later her husband held a stick in front of my face and said "what you been abusing my wife for? do it again and you'll deal with me" not letting me past (i'm 6'2" and not scrawny by any means, and he had the guts to have a go at me and threaten me when his wife started it)

Don't think i'm a bad person for saying that to her, but she had been saying/doing stuff to me for a few weeks and it made me shake with anger what she was doing. I also tried reasoning with her, and slowing down to a walking speed when i went past her, and she still carried on, so i stuck my finger up at her *rebel* and swore at her when she would tell me to "slow down" when already going slow, and walking right in the middle of the footpath and one time nudging me, making me swerve into the busy road.

So in conclusion he had guts to be standing up to me when she was in the wrong.
(if it doesn't make sense, tell me and i will explain in more detail the bits you don't get lol)

....Josh

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My Grandad will also have a go at kids or anyone without hesitation if they say/do anything to him lol, and i don't think the old man in my story got my side of it, just her telling him i was swearing at her for no reason lol but i don't see her anymore.. dead.. maybe..


p.s. not wishing death upon her, but she used to do it to my younger sister too for no reason and gave my mum dirty looks as she saw her with me.. so i hated her and still do

[LilRedDevil]

LMAO! :D

Good one ;)

[Up In Smoke 420]

Ahahahha Lmao, old people have some of the funniest jokes ever. Oh man thanks for the love. Love? What the fuck was I thinking, I meant Laugh. :confused:

[rastabill89]

lol yea old people crack me up, their so old and wrinkly

[mrdevious]

When I was about 5 or 6 years old I was playing out front at my Grandma's house, and this miserable old widow lived right next door. one day I was playing in the tree that hangs over both properties and I was jumping around, making a bit of noise I guess. so I see the door of her house open, and being afraid of angry old ladies, I hid. and to my surprise, she comes out all hunched over, paranoid look on her face, carrying a rifle! :eek: and this was in an inner city street, I would hope she wouldn't have shot on umpulse if she saw me.

[Ousted]

Hee hee, thats great. :D

[Moogs]

Older people are usually fearless, since they have nothing left to lose anymore. What is left in old age but to be real? It's a good a time as any to start ;)