TO THE DAILY TOKERS

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Okay if ur a daily toker and you havent had your smoke yet for the day but you've still been up for awhile. DO NOT GO TO WAL-MART, I REPEAT DO NOT GO TO WAL-MART. okay well i toke a lot like an eight or so a day. I only had one bowl and i didnt smoke it cuz i was going to to the doctors(haha thats a whole nother story which i will post later) Anyways. so after that we go to wal-mart, ive been up for about 3 1/2 hours. No smoke and nothing to eat all day. WAL-MART PISSES ME OFF, FUCK EVERYONE THERE, who thinks they can fucking just stand there in my fucking way, i say excuse me, excuse me, FINALLY THEY FUCKING MOVE, only in return right after passing them another person is in front of me and now one is behind leaving me trapped. GOD I GOT SO FRUSTRATED and the damn fucking wheel was broken so it kept turning to the right, it became really gay once lots of heavy stuff got in there. GOD if ur a daily toker and u have not toked, do not go to wal-mart. Luckly my grandma still had a dime bag left that she didnt smoke, so im smokin a nice fatty bowl in my lil bong...... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh soothing relaxation.

[High Agane]

thats the most retarded story ive ever heard...
yet comppletely understandable i live in switzerlad and NO ONE MOVES WHEN I SAY EXCUSE ME it makes me FUCKING MAD

PS im ripped too

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I last smoked on saturday night, and i've noticed i get VERY agitated (like everything that happens eg. rustling of paper, when my sister was doing origami was very annoying) like building up rage over the smallest things, and my anger has no outlets.. and so i have been frustrated and pissed off most of today and a bit of yesterday.
Not saying i need weed to be a good person, it my be a lack of sleep too as i have had about 11 hours sleep out of 48 hours...
*needs to pick up tomorrow* I had the chance to go pick up one of my famous £20 8th's then getting the 1/4, but my dad and sister were in all day, and i don't want to go out and make up excuses while i pick up, but my dad's going to Edinburgh (sp?) Scotland tomorrow, early, and staying there over night, and my sister is going to the stables (horse riding) and my mum is going to be at work, and my brother will probably go skating. If not, then fuck it, i usually tell him i'm off to my mate's house on my bike.

It would be quicker and easier to get a bus to see my mate, but the police are on there all the time, like one time i had £5 of resin in my wallet, in my trouser (pants) pocket, and the police came on the bus, bringing on the sniffer dog, scaring the shit out of me...
Guess what, that stupid fucker walked straight past me, just sniffing my shoe and carrying on lol, my heart was beating so fast at that moment, and i was high too
..Josh

[tylerkane]

Luckly my grandma still had a dime bag left that she didnt smoke
Oh man, that made me piss my pants

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Why? did you think he was joking? lol ;)

[Microsoft Certified]

yes we can all agree that wallmart sux if ur waiten in line or even just shoping,

I agree with u sToNeDpEnGuIn420

but if ur in there and ur high dont u feel like everyone is watching and u think they know ur stonned man i feel like that sometimes it makes me almost mess up

i hate walmart some times.

[laurajustlaura]

i hate walmart some times.
i hate wal mart all of the time....with its flourescent lights....

[tylerkane]

....and white trash.....

[ezjim]

id let my family starve in the street before i ever bought any thing from slimemart

[Ganj]

a little irritable, are we? i understand what your talking about though. everytime i turn around i'm having to say "excuse me" to people. wal-mart is just too popular and attracts a lot of people...and everyone knows that a lot of people, plus no weed, equals anxiety.

[del...]

when you say, "excuse me" maybe they think you just farted...probably never thought of that...didja?

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

when you say, "excuse me" maybe they think you just farted...probably never thought of that...didja?
Nope i didnt because i never say excuse me when i fart, i dont usualyl say aynthing lol. I always think in my head when i say excuse me, i wish i could just say Get the fuck out of my way! but i cant so yeah

[Up In Smoke 420]

Someone plz toke a bowl for me im so stressed... i feel for ya man. its pouring here tornado n shit powers gone out 4 times im hungry and have no weed lol

[Fattie]

I start off by saying excuse me a max of 3 times then you hear either move or get the fuck out of my way depending on my mood. Sometimes you gotta be rough with people or they just dont understand, and if they dont listen to verbal things just physically act like you are trying to get by them, they will let you by with a disturbed look on your face, and once you see that, your day will become the best day ever.

Its great.

[likemclever]

the police came on the bus, bringing on the sniffer dog, scaring the shit out of me...
Guess what, that stupid fucker walked straight past me, just sniffing my shoe and carrying on lol, my heart was beating so fast at that moment, and i was high too
..Josh

The dog walked on by because it was a bomb dog not a drug dogâ?¦.. sniffer dogs as you call them are either bomb or drug but NEVER both.

[Da1lungwonder]

The thing i hate about ANY store is the 6 trashy kids running threw the Isles knocking shit down, bumping into people,screaming and yelling and the 9month pregnant,one tooth havin, POS of a mother just stands there like she could give a ratz ass...WTF? Dont people whip the kids asses anymore?

[looseends]

The thing i hate about ANY store is the 6 trashy kids running threw the Isles knocking shit down, bumping into people,screaming and yelling and the 9month pregnant,one tooth havin, POS of a mother just stands there like she could give a ratz ass...WTF? Dont people whip the kids asses anymore?

nope cuz they're scared. i give mine a good plucking.

never had too many problems with wal mart, but it has been a minute. :D

[thcbongman]

After smoking a bowl I just realized......

I never stepped into a walmart.

[Microsoft Certified]

hehe this thread is quite the bugger.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Man i remeber like the one time i went to wal-mart, like just to go there for nothing in particular, i was really stoned and i ended up like freaking out because on every isle you could see a person, even all the way in the corner, you could still see people everywhere, and then i forgot where the exit was and man it just sucked, that was more of when i wasnt smoking as much and smoking still like tripped me out i guess lol.

[Da1lungwonder]

nope cuz they're scared. i give mine a good plucking.

:D
Hahaha, ya i got mine once a day, needed it or not..i guess thats the difference these days,parents are scared to control thier childs behavior.

[Hektik]

haha i totaly agree. can't go to wal-mart sober.

[Etrain]

Wal-mart is the antichrist.

[naturalmystic]

I go to wal-mart to get christmas presents. Their dvds are like 9.99$. Other than that, you'll never see me in a Wal-mart.

[Oli]

The dog walked on by because it was a bomb dog not a drug dogâ?¦.. sniffer dogs as you call them are either bomb or drug but NEVER both.

Or because there was so little THC in the solid it couldn't smell it. (Before anyone get's pissed off, I'm joking.)

[vicstar]

urrm WHT IS walmart ?!!??

[Questionable]

That is the whackest, most pointless, most completely rotten story i've ever heard. i should write a post that says, "whether or not you've smoked, don't read this guy's posts."

[jadeius]

Okay if ur a daily toker and you havent had your smoke yet for the day but you've still been up for awhile. DO NOT GO TO WAL-MART, I REPEAT DO NOT GO TO WAL-MART. okay well i toke a lot like an eight or so a day. I only had one bowl and i didnt smoke it cuz i was going to to the doctors(haha thats a whole nother story which i will post later) Anyways. so after that we go to wal-mart, ive been up for about 3 1/2 hours. No smoke and nothing to eat all day. WAL-MART PISSES ME OFF, FUCK EVERYONE THERE, who thinks they can fucking just stand there in my fucking way, i say excuse me, excuse me, FINALLY THEY FUCKING MOVE, only in return right after passing them another person is in front of me and now one is behind leaving me trapped. GOD I GOT SO FRUSTRATED and the damn fucking wheel was broken so it kept turning to the right, it became really gay once lots of heavy stuff got in there. GOD if ur a daily toker and u have not toked, do not go to wal-mart. Luckly my grandma still had a dime bag left that she didnt smoke, so im smokin a nice fatty bowl in my lil bong...... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh soothing relaxation.


damn bud you sound like me when i don't get my fix....i haven't smoked weed in about a week, so i've just been drinking, drinking, drinking, getting hangovers, it SUCKS, but hell i'm gonna go get all the shit out of the bottom of my weed drawer and smoke it soon so it's all goodzy, it's just as good as the shit that was in my stash, it just fell out of the stash, so it's gettin smoked and i don't give a goddamn, I SAY GODDAMN!

[jadeius]

urrm WHT IS walmart ?!!??

you have got to be fuckin kidding me, where are you from?

[Da1lungwonder]

you have got to be fuckin kidding me, where are you from?

How the FUCK did they think you were a women with coments like that....lmaorotf

[jadeius]

yeah like i said i'd make a pretty aggressive woman

[ezjim]

nope cuz they're scared. i give mine a good plucking.

never had too many problems with wal mart, but it has been a minute. :D
when we were much younger and acting up in the store as kids tend to do our mom would drag us by our ear into the womens wash room and wash our mouths out with soap .. i guess i was stubborn back then cause my sis's only had to have that done once it took me 2-3 times to figure out not screw up in public