Favourite/Memorable Movie Quotes?!!

[LOVElife]

Hey, Whats happening in around "Your Neck of the Woods?" Hoping, wishing and sending best wishes to you all!....

...I Wondering what, if any, Movie/Televison quotes you have remembered for the absolute impecable standard of the Writers words, mixed with the actors voice? ? ? :rolleyes:

My favourite Films are all British Based and these are a Small Selection of Memorable (IMO) quotes!: ...Hope You Enjoy!!

"Big Chris: It's been emotional!" - Lock Stock

"Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist." - Lock Stock

"Barry the Baptist: Fucking northern monkeys!
Lenny: I hate these fucking southern fairies!" - Lock Stock
(If your English you will get this! haha Everyone says it!)

"Tom: Rory Breaker?

Barfly Jack: Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the distinct facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. 'Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to watch his game. His team won too. Four-nil."

...^If you ain't a Londoner you most probably wont understand this!!

Also my Signature is another Favourite!

Cheers If You bothered to Read!!! ;) :D

[colton]

Chill Winston!!

I think Football factory is a great English film too!! Some great quotes in that!!

Tommy Johnson: After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was all worth it... course it fucking was!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

What else you going to do on a saturday night? (or something like that, only seen the film once, about 2 months ago)

[colton]

I went along to be an extra in the film but didnt get in although a couple of my mates did and there in the film a couple of times fighting - bastards!! although it was a good day out!

[colton]

Another film i like quoting is Commando - what a classic!!!

Soldier: Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter.
Bennett: Put the knife away and shut your mouth.
Bennett: I really love listening to your little piss ant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

[ezjim]

r.lee ermy from full metal jacket
Iwant this latrine so clean the virgin mary would be proud to take a shit here

[NoosaHeads]

I take you all to fuckin Hell.
.or say hello to my new freind....

Al pachino. scar face...:D

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you-Eric Draven The Crow

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. -Slater Dazed & Confused

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too. -Slater Dazed & Confused

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. -Brain half baked

(from harold and kumar)
Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Kumar: Yes... I think he did.
Harold: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


okay thats all i have...i don't know...guess i just like these movies...well gotta go now!bye.

[MeatRulz]

"i loe my mama" waterboy.

[LOVElife]

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Gemologist: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.


Football Factory is Amazing!....Not just Fighting.....Its All about Male Friendship (IMO)

[GHoSToKeR]

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. White: "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

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Mr. Brown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/): O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0120483/): How many dicks is that?
Mr. White (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000172/): A lot.

[st0n3r]

''can i wash my winkly in your kitchen-sinky?''

[colton]

Snatch is shit hot - Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he? Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum.

Scum is the Daddy!! - Carlin: Right Banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll fucking kill ya!

Trainspotting is a cool film - Begbie: Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.

Human Traffic is a top film - Jip:(Off his nut) We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah^Ã?hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?

Italian Job is a classic (The remake is shit!!!) - Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

As you can probably tell i love my movies!!

[makor01]

"TAKE me Garth!!"

"where?...im low on gas and you need a jacket."

[BlazinHaze]

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

[naturalmystic]

"Lawrence, when you come in, in the morning, does anyone ever say to you, 'looks like a case of the mondays?""



"No....no...no man...i believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin somein' like gat'"

[jadeius]

"and a voice was screaming HOLY JESUS WHAT ARE YOU GODDAMN ANIMALS?!"

[Ousted]

Squeak Scolari: "Dude, that is so fucking weak. How am I supposed to get a chick in that?"
Coop: "Ah, don't worry dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper."
Squeak: "Yes I could."
Remer: "No - dude, you're a little bitch."
Squeak: "No I'm not."

Coop: "You know something Pigfucker, can I call you Pigfucker?"
Remer: "No, only my friends can call me Pigfucker."

Yeah, pretty much every line of BASEketball will crack me up.


May add more quotes later as I think of them, I dont feel like thinking of more favorites right now. :o

[naturalmystic]

Here's the funniest one I can think of at the moment, cracks me up EVERYTIME


"Have you seen an asian guy around here?

"Yeah, only when I open my eyes....tard"

[RaoulDuke45]

i cant think of any direct quotes now but really any thing from full metal jacket

[The Piper]

jaws right before the dude shoots the Oxygen tank "Smile you son of a bitch" that movies a classic

[OzzyOz]

serious

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." - a clockwork orange


" San Diego, which is german for a whales vagina " - Anchorman