Joke about hitting middle age

[onwardthroughthefog]

The difference between being 15 and being 50.......

At 15 guys line up to see who can pee the furthest. At 50, we have to look down just to make sure our shoes are still dry....... :eek:

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Could never say ive lined up to see who could pee the farthest, but haha lol

[oldhippie56]

Hey, I will be 50 in Jan., so this is what i got to look foward to!!!

[Locopuddytat]

Then why does my son make a bigger mess on the toilet seat then my husband? lol (both are 5' 10)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Maybe he's high? lol :)
I know when i was in primary school, me and my mates would see who could piss up the wall (over the long urinal metal tray thing, as not to make a mess on the floor lol, poor cleaners, and the toilets always stunk of piss lol) the furthest, i did a pretty good job, i'd say :)

[NoosaHeads]

How can Men Tell When there Geeting Old.?.


they Start to get WET farts and DRY dreams...:D

[NoosaHeads]

Whats a 70yo woman got inbetween her Boobs that a 18yo Girl dosent..







Her Belly Button...:D..

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol^^ :D

[Psycho4Bud]

Then why does my son make a bigger mess on the toilet seat then my husband? lol (both are 5' 10)

Husbands been getting his ass chewed longer. Takes a while! :D