face it. we suck...

[Ganj]

...at baking. baking is quite possibly the worst thing a pothead can do. we're too forgetful.

the beauty of it though...when we get high, the burnt dont really taste that bad.

[givemesomeweed]

cool

[OzzyOz]

i'm good at cooking filet mignon on the forman grill :-)
mine taste just as good as steak they sell at i nice restraunt

[Bazooka Joe]

george forman grill is like the best thing for a pot head to have, cooks fast and easy clean up.....2 thumbs up for GF grill!

[OzzyOz]

Yeah dude
i just let the meat unfreeze, and put the thing in the grill... wait 5-6 minutes for steak... and all ready, a perfectly cooked steak. easy stuff....

[Bazooka Joe]

mmmmmmmmm steak........

[Ganj]

george forman grill is like the best thing for a pot head to have, cooks fast and easy clean up.....2 thumbs up for GF grill!

i dont know what i'd do if i didn't have my foreman...

[stoner spirit]

I say it's good for both potheads and blind people. I some how manage to burn meat with it though.

[robert42]

agreed]]

[Canadabis]

Like hell man, my best cooking happens stoned :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I BBQ so well when high, as i go on the trampoline, in plain view of the barbeque, so i keep an eye on it, and make a mean burger (or 4) ;)

[amsterdam]

hell yes,i will BBQ anything stoned!!!i love to cook high.crawfish boils are also a specialty of mine with lots of corona.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nope, not fish, the only good, edible fish is..... wait for it...... FISH FINGERS (mmm-mmm-mmmmmm)
I don't enjoy cooking sausages on the BBQ, or anything else other than burgers, 'cause i love pressing down on them with the spatula thing and watching the flames go really high lol

[ezjim]

i always cook better when ive had a few bong hits first ..its when im drunk that things get out of hand in the kitchen..i always wind up putting to much sugar in baked goods and to much hot sauce or to many hot pepppers in recipies that only call for a lil bit

[Lily420]

Cooking sober is boring but its fun when your high. Im not that good of a cook but thats what mothers r for to teach ya right?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I just got done eating 3 burgers i cooked on my BBQ, they were DAMN GOOD, cooked 2 for my sister also :)

[Satovan]

I cook the best fucking Ramen Noodles when I'm stoned.

[radicalicious]

My friends make kick ass cheeseburgers when high. Oh man, yesterday we all just had about 1 or 2 bong rips and we were all so faded, and they made cheeseburgers. That shit was good. Good thing I didn't cook them though, because the people both got burned by grease. I guess it's what you get for cooking them inside.

[Funken Monken]

Bakings easy, but kneading dough takes practice. Failing that, food processor with a dough hook attachment.

And also (sorry to sound liek a mother / oven sales person) check heat dispersion, ie oyu want even heat throughout.
Pastry works better in conventional ovens compared to fan ovens
And pastry is easier to handle if your hands are cool, and you're chilled.

[Mojavpa]

i always cook better when ive had a few bong hits first ..its when im drunk that things get out of hand in the kitchen..i always wind up putting to much sugar in baked goods and to much hot sauce or to many hot pepppers in recipies that only call for a lil bit

Nothing wrong with that if you like really sugary and really spicy food. mmmm

[looseends]

i've got two foreman's. burnt out the first one. mom got another one and can't wait til i get that one.

[Bazooka Joe]

i love to BBQ too, and like amsterdam said crawfish boils are awesome, with some red potatoes and corn on the cob, nothin better, but when i BBQ i liek to throw some marignated ribs,fajitaes,and chicken on the grill, they gots to be marignated,smokein a some joints and drinkin some beer while BBQ'in is the shit... then all the fun begins when ya get to eat all that delicious food cuz ya got the munchies.

[NextGen]

...at baking. baking is quite possibly the worst thing a pothead can do. we're too forgetful.

the beauty of it though...when we get high, the burnt dont really taste that bad.

Dont be discouraged Ganji. Keep on baking dood!! :p
If all else fails throw your oven in the alley and smash it :)

[Ganj]

Dont be discouraged Ganji. Keep on baking dood!! :p
If all else fails throw your oven in the alley and smash it :)


ha. thanks, man.

people may have misunderstood me. i'm just saying...if your baking/cooking, a pothead should not leave the vicinity of the kitchen. i go off and start doing something else, next thing you know i'm inhaling smoke and the house is on fire.

...it didn't come to that, but it's possible.

[kevy cola]

Are you a baker funken? I am, it runs in the family, my grandpa was a baker and my dad was a baker and so is my brother. You've gotta make a living somehow. I make the doughnuts, and beleive me we make the best doughnuts around, better than Krispy Kreme anyday

[Funken Monken]

Are you a baker funken? I am, it runs in the family, my grandpa was a baker and my dad was a baker and so is my brother. You've gotta make a living somehow. I make the doughnuts, and beleive me we make the best doughnuts around, better than Krispy Kreme anyday


No, I'm in Business process consultancy, but I used to be a chef many moons ago, and still keep my hand in as it were

[FunkyMonkey]

I used to own my own little catering co and a small bistro. Ive been a cook in one restaurant and a head cook/chef in two and smoked all the time so Im gonna have to disagree on this one ganj. :) but you are right about not mindin the burnt taste when high, hell sometimes I even like it.
The first time I made cannabutter brownies I overcooked them and just loved the burnt taste and chocolate mixed with cream cheese icing. mmmmm.

[FunkyMonkey]

I BBQ so well when high, as i go on the trampoline, in plain view of the barbeque, so i keep an eye on it, and make a mean burger (or 4) ;)


hehe i can picture you bouncin on a trampoline all red eyed munchin on a bag of cookies waiting for your 4 burgers to cook.
haha.

[FunkyMonkey]

Are you a baker funken? I am, it runs in the family, my grandpa was a baker and my dad was a baker and so is my brother. You've gotta make a living somehow. I make the doughnuts, and beleive me we make the best doughnuts around, better than Krispy Kreme anyday


hey...a fellow Ontarian...howdy. I could go for a few doughnuts right about now.

[texas grass]

thats the beauty of a timer
what i think is hard ass work is smoking meat on the pit
i like to bake and cook, especially with a big kitchen

[slipknotpsycho]

uh.... speak for yourself... there's nothing i can't cook with a great deal of precision/excellence, EXCEPT grilling... i just can't grilll... dunno what it is....

deep fry, pan fry, stir fry, boil, broil, bake, roast, etc.... you name it i can do it.... so long as it doesn't involve a grill....

[AZ.HI.AZ.I.AM.]

Any and everything i put in the oven i burn! Oh well i still eat it sometimes. And when i say sometimes i mean that it's just black and burnt to a crisp! LoL !MUNCHIES! :jointsmile:

[psteve]

I am the pastry pimp. :pimp:
Girls want my cookies. :pimp:
I moisten their muffins with banana pudding. :pimp:
I glaze their honey buns. :pimp:
They tell me I'm great in bread. :pimp:
I think they're really just after my dough. :pimp:

[ReUp]

I fail at toast. I put the bread in the toaster and walk away. An hour later I realize I made toast and it's cold. It sucks. I'm sure if I ever attempted to bake it would be the same way.

[trainwreck530]

beg to differ bro. cooking in general is of my fav things 2 do. i can do a homemade cherry pie w/lattice crust from scratch. i have fun baking, but i am a little better @ cooking than baking.

although ive had times where ive been doing something in the kitchen, space out and whatever im making becomes so burnt that it looks like my place is on fire, the dog is barking and smoke alarm is going off

donny

[poiuyt]

I love cooking, sober, drunk, stoned, whatever.

Baking on the other hand....:eek: What a mess I make!

[dean0000]

I can do some good baking when baked. About the George Foreman, I think they are rubbish. It should be call the George Foreman Boiler. They dont grill the food, it isnt hot enough. Meat out of there tastes like boiled dog shit. Whats wrong with a good old frying pan.