I need help

[budbuzz420]

ok... its 12 30....im sittin next to my safe packin a bowl.....my dad was supposedly asleep and never comes back upstairs....so all the sudden he walks in my room and hes like "your brother is spending the night at a friends, dont worry about him. i had the bowl right next to me and i think he saw it. but then he just went back to his room. im too paranoid to smoke but im wondering what will happen.
1. tomorrow morning i will get the "im soo dissappointed in you talk"
2. my dad smokes and he just says its cool or doesnt bring it up
3. hes stupid and didnt see it.
4.he was high and didnt see it.
5. he called my mom so she can yell at me too, then blame it on him , change the custody, take us somewhere like detroit and we will never hear from him again.
god dammit im paranoid and havent even smoked yet. what do you think will happen????

[Juggalotus17]

LMFAO same exact thing happened to me!!!!

I was sitting at my desk with this big ass red grill lighter, a ghetto pipe made out of a paper towel roll, a huge bag of weed, a tin can with all my bags and shit in it...

this is after i smoked, i was stoned as fuck and all of a sudden i hear "dont forget to shut your air conditioner off, joe..." and i look over seeing him standing in my doorway. then "what're you eating??"

-- "nothing!..." then i get a "get to bed"

my heart was pounding SO HARD it wasn't even funny.

[budbuzz420]

well i just smoked the bowl.....use it or loose it......anyway im realaxed but still pretty worried. but on the bright side my dad smokes and so i wouldnt be in as much trouble...unless he tells my mom......then oh shit.

[rastabill89]

i was smoking in my basement and my parents fire alarm when off and then my step dad came down stairs and was like did u burn anything and i said i made some macorni and cheese and for got it was on and he hasent sad anything yet its been like a week

[ermitonto]

Eh, I bet if he noticed and cared he would have said something when it happened. A bowl is an easy thing to overlook in a room. I bet he just didn't see it.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Don't know your dad mate, but mine used to do shit like that all the time, and they don't bother me about it now.
they still come into my room (my parents) without knocking, or knock then come straight in to catch me, but i'm too good to be caught in the act:) lol

You'll be ok by morning, and if he smokes, then fuck it, and if your mum has a go at you, hope your dad backs you up, or something

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Lol, let us knwo what happens!!!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Keep us updated, and keep your smoking on the down-low

[givemesomeweed]

My parents just went to bed and i just finished smoking a joint and i light up a cig and my dealer calls and ask me how was the weed he sold me and every thing and i think my mom heard me say some stuff about weed cuz she comes and knocks on my door shes like what are you doing and im like just sittin here and shes like open the door right now so i get up and open it and she comes in and is like whats that smell and im like we just light a incent thats all and shes like oh it smells like refer and im like alright. I was nervous even though i kno my mom smokes because i thought my dad heard her say it. It totally blew my high.

[Bazooka Joe]

shit i know how that is, i've been busted red handed though, but before that happened i was outside by my garage smokin a blunt talkin to some chick on the phone and my dad went out side and saw me, he was like "UH-HUH" like sayin "i knew it" but didn't tell me shit the next day, then another time he was asleep on the couch so i go out back to smoke, and next thing i know he was at the gate, "YOU SMOKIN WEED!!??" i was like nah, and all i could see was a bunch fo smoke in the air, i wa sliek OOPSS, but he went back to the front and was hangin x-mas lights i just went inside and he didn't say shit, but he had cleaned my room one time that i was gone fishing, and i came back and saw my room re-arranged and was like OH SHIT..and i saw my bud box out of place on my dresser, and i knew he found it and all my parephanallia...sure enough i got ont he computer and he gave me the lil talk.."i know your smoking weed"...i was like daaawwmmmmm, he even found a roach i had saved in a plastic bag but i left it in my pants pocket i forgot all about it, they washed my clothes and found it, they hand me a lil wet plastic bag with black in it, an di already knew, didn't even try and play it off, was like oh well, they know i smoke cuz they just recently found my hightimes mags..but i still don't be smokin in front of them and shit, i don't liek to go home high when i know they are there or awake....but if ya dad didn't say anything to ya, i think you'll be aight....good luck....duce

[Cennar]

once my bos saw me buying on my break i shared a joint with the dealer and she was like "what the fuck i have to close with you... ARRRGHH!!!! why didnt you give me any??!!!" i shared the joint with her and it was cool... but that was pritty bad, or then there was the time i went out for a bit came back in and my mom was like "the fuck that was a short walk... dont keep weed in our house!"

then there was that time stedrics mom was like "hey dont smoke hash in your room... do it on the porch" shes smart too she knows its only a problem if you make weed a big deal in your life... wish my parents where like that, my step dad always thought i was on acid when i got high. fucking moron too he flew drug recon for 6 years, and i smoked in the house.

[KronicKing]

the first time my dad found my stash he told me i shouldn't be smokeing at the time,so i quit,then about a year later started again,the second time he caught me he just said don't do it in the house(i know he saw the pipe sitting on the desk because he looked right at it) and walked out,only to call my brother afterwards(while he's getting high[my dad smokes btw])and bitches.but now he doesn't care,he told me the other day he smells it all the time and doesn't care as long as i'm not smokeing it all the time during the school year(wich i won't be because if i smoke everyday i become a certified retard)and he's seen me smokeing a joint outside and i didn't really make much effort to hide it(just put it at my side and took hits while he was in the shed :) )
so maybe your dad won't care as long as your a smart responsible person,but if you do anything stupid or are just plain stupid(not saying you are at all but some people just are blatenly dumb) don't expect him to let you smoke till you smow your responsible(i had to,i used to be an idiot and only smoked weed because it was cutesy,but now i've grown up so my dad treats me acordingly) good luck either way though,i hope your dad doesn't care,it certainly makes things easyer if you have parents that are ok with it

[chris420]

same has happened to me after getting stoned i have forgotten to hide the pipe and stash so i just leave it there out in the open while i go munch out .. somehow nobody has seen it lying there to my knowing . this has happened a couple times already and when i come back into my room and see the pipe standing there i analyze the situation wondering how the hell did i leave the pipe there being certain that i hid it away, winding up to the conclusion that i am stoned and the fridge possessed my body for a moment there, leaving just one goal in mind..FOOD!!!

[GSW389]

haha, idk wat it is with me, but i have a sense or something when im high. as soon as i finish smoking in my hosue, i always ahve jsut enough sense to go and get lysol or whatever and spray the shit out of the hosue and open the windows, then clean all my shit up. One time me and my friends were doing it in my house, and something jsut told me that we should go to the fuckin woods to finish it so we cleaned up and were about to go out the garage and my dad was there, so we went out the front door and i dont think he even knew we were home. that was the clossest shit ever. i remember the first time i smoked i was so paranoid i cleaned the whole house with the vacuum but we only smoked in my kitchen. haha, that was funny shit.