MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!

[rastabill89]

I orderd a pizza and the dude couldnt find my house. I told him it was blah blah and he couldnt find it. He called my house like 6 times trying to find it and i dont really know this area to well so i didnt know what to say so i was like ur the pizza man u should know its ur job. So he called the manager and the manger called me and was like we herd u were being a smart ass to the driver and im like what the fuck i didnt do shit he cant find my house. Hes like eaither u give us the right adress or were calling the poilce and i was like u better not send no popo to my house and he was like we already called the poliece and they couldnt find your adress on their computer. So i went up stairs to look at the mail to see what it was and it was blah blah. not blah blah so the pizza man came and i was like im so sorry homie i thought it was blah blah and he was like u told me it was blah blash and to take a right at the corner store and your surpost to take a left and i was like man im so sorry and he said it was Ok so I gave him like a 10 dollar tip cuz it took like a hour and a half to bring my pizza and i fault bad.......I said (blah blah) becouse i dont want u guys to know my adress

[hardon]

you uh...dont know your own address???

[s2headhunter]

hah wow..dude......now listen learn your address so that if any big boys are ever chasin you and you run to someones house you can tell them were you live ok buddy...lol jm ive forgot before

[rastabill89]

ive only lived here for like 4 days and i thought the middle was view but it was wood

[Hydrizzle]

ok, as a pizza delivery guy, I would have to say PROPS to you, bill. Even though you didnt know the way to ur own house, you still tipped well! most people would be all pissed and not tip at all, then have a visit from me and my carful of paintball gun-weilding friends late at night!

BTW, there is no way they would call the cops on you for that shit.... if that was true, they'd be calling the cops on every 10th customer, and they would have 911 on speed-dial.

To tell ya the truth, though, the tip I would expect for that much aggrivation would be like 20.... but thats just cause I'm a G who makes alot of deliveries....

lol, actually, at my place, the manager would have just called u and straight up said, come pick it up, u must know where u live to order a pizza.... O yeah, and we put a note in the computer to call & verify every time u order a pizza.....

still, props!!!

[hipEstoner]

yhea,, ive been looking out the window once after i ordered a pizza and i watched the pizza guy stop at 5 houses around my house ,, it was soo funny

[Hydrizzle]

tell me, hipEstoner, do you have clearly marked numbers on your mailbox? was your light on?

just for all you faded-ass-number-havin-pizza-ordering-folks out there, here is a definition of "CLEARLY MARKED"

NO drawn in with a sharpie numbers, dammit!

dammit, dont fucking paint the numbers on a damn fence 20 ft from the road! we cant see that shit!

listen, people, just get REFLECTIVE, LARGE, stick-on numbers from the hardware store, and post them on BOTH SIDES of the box.....

if you dont have a mailbox, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T ORDER!!!!!

if you don't plan on tipping, EAT AT McDONALD's!!!!!!


dammit, this job is so easy but it can piss you off so damn bad.

[rastabill89]

lol yea i felt bad so i gave him 10 extra bucks but they better not quit delivering to me they have the best fucking pizza

[Hydrizzle]

which one?

[rastabill89]

shit they a local pizza place they called olvia's

[Hydrizzle]

ok......

now's the time for all you non-tippers (and i know u frequent this site) to APOLOGISE for all the aggrivation you have caused hard working delivery drivers....

prefferably with a picture of you groveling in forgiveness....

[Hydrizzle]

thank u nick, we appreciate it....

I still dont see any apologies..... i wanna see someone kowtow before this night is over!!!!!



BTW, my new avatar represents my delivery vehicle, how do ya like it??? :D :D

[OreO]

haha funny post...ya dumb fucking pizza guy, i work at dominos

[Buzzing 4 life69]

and then u said blah blah blah and then he said blah blah and so u called him up and said blah blah blah and then the popo came and u said to him blah blah and he said yea ok but u said ur address was blah blah so u said blah blah blah..... thats pritty blah blah blah funny story man.... blah blah

[rastabill89]

lmao thx im glaed you blah blah blah liked it

[Hydrizzle]

i love ya, bill, but ya should consider paragraphs. They are god's gift to man.

[rastabill89]

lol as im sure you all can tell spelling and shit is NOT my best subject

[Hektik]

lol i don't tip :(
well sometimes i do if it's a chick.... but other then that nawwww :d

[Hydrizzle]

ok, are you in the united states, hektik? cause i hear they have gratuity in europe and australia....

But if you are in the US... here's what i have to say..... NON TIPPERS ARE FUCKING SCUM!!!! SCUM OF THE EARTH! DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!

now grovel and beg forgiveness.

[Hektik]

ok, are you in the united states, hektik? cause i hear they have gratuity in europe and australia....

But if you are in the US... here's what i have to say..... NON TIPPERS ARE FUCKING SCUM!!!! SCUM OF THE EARTH! DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!

now grovel and beg forgiveness.
Muhahaha, i shall have to continue with my evil ways. Of non tipping. Because i'm cheap. And don't worry man not tipping doesn't affect me at all, i'm actualy just fine with it ;)

[Ousted]

Muhahaha, i shall have to continue with my evil ways. Of non tipping. Because i'm cheap. And don't worry man not tipping doesn't affect me at all, i'm actualy just fine with it ;)

Im sure tripping old ladies as they step off a curb doesnt affect you much either... ;)

In my job we get tipped, and its a RARE instance if someone doesnt tip...very rare. So rare that me and my coworkers will gather 'round and talk some serious shit about the cheap asshole who didnt tip. So, in a way...not tipping does affect you, in that people whom you encounter in the service industry who rarely come across a shmuck who doesn't tip, will send you some serious negative energy.

Shame shame.

[Hydrizzle]

ousted, it DOES affect you. i'm sure you have gained a reputaion as a stiffer, and they all sipt in your pizza! how do you like your spit, ousted, with pepperoni or mushrooms?

here is a list of what migh happen to your pizza if you do not tip:

Poo in the pizza

spit in the pizza

anchovie juice in the pizza

jelepeno juice in the pizza

old ciggarette butts in the pizza

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to smash all your windows and beat your dog.

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to pee in your pool.

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to plaster it with paintball guns

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to have hot nasty sex with your daughter


oh, there's more, its just too nasty for these boards.....

[makor01]

omfg attack of the disgruntled pizza delivery guys, run for the frigging hills. the world is coming to an end, the antichrists have been unleashed.

[Ousted]

ousted, it DOES affect you. i'm sure you have gained a reputaion as a stiffer, and they all sipt in your pizza! how do you like your spit, ousted, with pepperoni or mushrooms?

here is a list of what migh happen to your pizza if you do not tip:

Poo in the pizza

spit in the pizza

anchovie juice in the pizza

jelepeno juice in the pizza

old ciggarette butts in the pizza

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to smash all your windows and beat your dog.

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to pee in your pool.

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to plaster it with paintball guns

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to have hot nasty sex with your daughter


oh, there's more, its just too nasty for these boards.....


:confused: Yeah, um...Im not the one who doesn't tip. If you read my post I said that I work for tips, so tipping is very important. But thanks for the list of possibilities that Im not concerned about because Im a very good tipper. Im sure Hektik knows that you meant to direct the list at him, and not me...

[Ousted]

And Hyd, whether someone tips or not, a gang of pizza delivery drivers (oh no!) acting out in a vengeful way (like beating up the persons dog or having sex with the persons daughter) because they didnt get $2-10 for delivering a pizza is absurd and asinine. If you actually know people who would act in such a way over something so trivial, and you possess pride for knowing or being such a person - well, you would be someone I would consider the SCUM OF THE EARTH, moreso than anyone who decides not to tip (which, sadly, IS their OPTION, its NOT MANDATORY.) Vengeful/violent people are ignorant people who know no other way to express or deal with their emotions. Their ignorance angers me. Do you not see the utter idiocy that is your above list? Cuz I certainly do...and it makes me weep for society. And it makes me not like you much.

[makor01]

dude i think he might of been kidding. lighten up.

[Ousted]

dude i think he might of been kidding. lighten up.

Sorry, I only laugh at things that are funny. I hope he's only someone with a weak sense of humor who just also has poor delivery when trying to convey that humor. That's forgivable.

I hate it when people who aren't funny try to be anyway. :D

[Az.]

I hate it when people who aren't funny try to be anyway. :D
that was a little harsh.....

i have never tipped a pizza guy in my life....i dont know if they expect us to here but....i will next time....maybe.....although its a bit cheaky its like giving bus drivers tips for driving you around.....i guess

[Ousted]

that was a little harsh.....

You're right, it was. I was a little peeved at the way Hydrizzle talked to me (which I understand he was just confused as to which poster he was responding to) and I know I reacted badly now that Ive had time to collect. I admittedly have a short fuse when it comes to people who seemingly lack sensitivity towards others, and the irony is I reacted by being insensitive as well, which didn't accomplish anything other than making myself look like an ass.


I apologize for my reaction, Hydrizzle. You probably do have a good sense of humor, and probably meant no harm with your post. I hope you can understand my words were posted in the heat of the moment, and dont have any serious meaning or validity as far as your character goes. :o

[Torog]

tell me, hipEstoner, do you have clearly marked numbers on your mailbox? was your light on?

just for all you faded-ass-number-havin-pizza-ordering-folks out there, here is a definition of "CLEARLY MARKED"

NO drawn in with a sharpie numbers, dammit!

dammit, dont f*cking paint the numbers on a damn fence 20 ft from the road! we cant see that shit!

listen, people, just get REFLECTIVE, LARGE, stick-on numbers from the hardware store, and post them on BOTH SIDES of the box.....

if you dont have a mailbox, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T ORDER!!!!!

if you don't plan on tipping, EAT AT McDONALD's!!!!!!


dammit, this job is so easy but it can piss you off so damn bad.
Howdy Hydrizzle,

What if you live in a small town that doesn't have mailboxes ? We don't have mailboxes here,we all have to have po boxes..oh well..we're too far from the big 'city',and don't git pizza deliverey here..but still,I'd like to know yer opinion..lol. I'm a big believer in having large reflective numbers,because it also makes it easier for emergencey response. I have a large,street-sign like,address sign,with reflective numbers on the side of my trailer..you can dang near read it from the next block...lol.

BTW,I always tip the pizza delivery person,whether they're late or not,when I have the occasion to do so,same in the cafe's too..because behind every delivery person or waiter,I see a family that benefits greatly from the tips.

Have a good one !!

[xNoa]

tell me, hipEstoner, do you have clearly marked numbers on your mailbox? was your light on?

just for all you faded-ass-number-havin-pizza-ordering-folks out there, here is a definition of "CLEARLY MARKED"

NO drawn in with a sharpie numbers, dammit!

dammit, dont fucking paint the numbers on a damn fence 20 ft from the road! we cant see that shit!

listen, people, just get REFLECTIVE, LARGE, stick-on numbers from the hardware store, and post them on BOTH SIDES of the box.....

if you dont have a mailbox, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T ORDER!!!!!

if you don't plan on tipping, EAT AT McDONALD's!!!!!!


dammit, this job is so easy but it can piss you off so damn bad.
shut your mouth lil bitch nigga
its not for you to say that tips are ESSENTIAL, you get your dollar fitty an hour or whatever that is nowdays and do your job, if u fucked with my pizza id fuck you up na saying

[robert42]

you do know they probly spat init lol

[robert42]

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to smash all your windows and beat your dog.

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to pee in your pool.

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to plaster it with paintball guns

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to have hot nasty sex with your daughter


oh, there's more, its just too nasty for these boards.....

LMFAO :P

Why 3-10 :p

[NowhereMan]

haha funny post...ya dumb fucking pizza guy, i work at dominos
really
stop calling
and hey dude tell that other dude works with ya stop pushing that button he thinks i have that aint my doorbell,i dont have one
thats a taped up bullet hole

[Sgt. Pepper]

Hydrizzle, I feel for you 100% man. I used to wait tables at a restaurant, and nothing pained me more than a table full of 6 loud and immature middle-schoolers who feel all grown up because somebody's mommy dropped them off to have a bite to eat. After refilling their rootbeers a million times and making their ice cream three times because they keep changing their order while I'm making it, they tip like a dollar on a $25 bill. Made me want to throw kittens against the wall in rage. After working there, I'm a devoted tipper.

[rastabill89]

Hydrizzle, I feel for you 100% man. I used to wait tables at a restaurant, and nothing pained me more than a table full of 6 loud and immature middle-schoolers who feel all grown up because somebody's mommy dropped them off to have a bite to eat. After refilling their rootbeers a million times and making their ice cream three times because they keep changing their order while I'm making it, they tip like a dollar on a $25 bill. Made me want to throw kittens against the wall in rage. After working there, I'm a devoted tipper.


I pity the fools

[GHoSToKeR]

Sorry, I only laugh at things that are funny. I hope he's only someone with a weak sense of humor who just also has poor delivery when trying to convey that humor. That's forgivable.

I hate it when people who aren't funny try to be anyway. :DDon't worry about it, dude... Hydrizzle's a bit of a dumbass sometimes, but he's cool!

:p :D

[rastabill89]

wow ghost 5,262 posts thats a fucking lot

[Up In Smoke 420]

they dont tip in eruope, its all included in the bill.

[LOVElife]

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but don't Pizza Delivery Staff earn an Hourly Rate? A Bit like everybody else who is trying to make a "CRUST" in Life! ...

...I Always Tip, but if I'm honest I would question, "They are already paid for delivering it, Why then give more?"

[rastabill89]

arnt they only paid like 1.50 a hour? dont that make most of all their money on tips?

[GHoSToKeR]

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but don't Pizza Delivery Staff earn an Hourly Rate? A Bit like everybody else who is trying to make a "CRUST" in Life! ...
Next you're gonna be saying "Why am I Mr Pink?".

:D

[Ousted]

LOL. :D ^^ "I dont believe in it."

[ickystkyme]

ok..

tipping is imperative!!

when we are high and dont wanna go, how many of us do the "you fly i buy" cause we dont wanna go out? why is the pizza man any different? you dont wanna go out, so ya pay someone for the convenience..it is totally the american way..

i also find that if i tip well, my food is better, hotter, quicker, and always right..

just my little opinion..

ick..
:p

[Hydrizzle]

damn! i didnt know this would be such a hot topic... to adress al' issues....

I dont go with a gang of drivers to vandalise people's houses, nor do i put toxic chemicals in thier pizza. i am only slightly sarcastic, and scathing.

I live in the suburbs, where almost all houses have mailboxes, and it really sucks when u cant see the #s on a main road, and there are 5+ cars behind you. You have to slow down, slowing all the traffic down. so it REALLY sucks when they don't have numbers, cause then i have to waste my cellphone minuits calling them and asking to describe thier house.

ousted, sorry for confusing your name with hektics, no harm meant there, if u work for tips than Jeebus bless you.

yes, we earn minimun wage.... if noone tipped, then i would LOSE money off the expensive gas. 5.15 is NOT enough to live on..... 15$ an hour IS. we use our own car, and it puts a shitload of wear and tear on it.

if you do not tip, your delivery WILL get "shit status" and be skipped many times, making your pizza late. especially if you live in an area known for bad tipping.

consider the tip as insurance to make your pizza place give you the best service.... shit, at the local HOOTER'S, the manager will come and yell at you, and tell you "never come back fucking asshole" if you dont tip the girls. please, tip..... consider the anger and frustration your'e bringing on the driver/waiter.

once again, ousted, im so sorry for mixing ur name up, I'm no good with names when I'm blazed :D

[NowhereMan]

i just realized
i never had a pizza delivered
ever,
anytime in my life
they dont do that here
least not out as far as me
so NO tip
hehehehe
peace

[JSTA]

I do tip my pizza guy, might as well. The dude delivers a pizza to you, how kick ass is that when you're high?

[Lily420]

Awwww bill, see this is what happends when you drink! lol


Im on ya case buddy! :D

[Purge]

i usually tip the pizza guy 2 bucks..im thinking that may be a bit low now. perhaps ill up it to 5. i used to work for a moving company and we were sposed to get tips, but we didnt always get em. itd be awesome when we did though. it was like spending money to hold you over till yer paycheck. sucked if they didnt tip though, especially if it was a big job. sometimes youd get free shit though too, so itd work out i guess. one time i got a bigass freezer, an air conditioner, and 2 snowboards from these people. they didnt tip but i didnt mind so much after gettin all that stuff haha.

[Hektik]

wow ghost 5,262 posts thats a fucking lot
wtf, how the hell did it jump that high. Post whore :p