Psycho4Bud
07-23-2005, 10:41 PM
A Thousand Pardons
8/30/02
A Seriously flat-chested woman was elated when her fairy godmother told her breasts would increase in size any time a man says "Pardon" to her.
She was walking down the sidewalk the next day when a man bumped into her. "Pardon me" he said and her breasts immediately grew one inch. She was ecstatic.
The next day she was in the grocery store and a man bumped her with his cart. He begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven.
That night she walked into a Chinese restaurant and collided with an unsighted waiter. He bowed low to her and said " A thousand pardons for my clumsiness".
The next day, the headline in the newspaper says "Chinese Waiter Suffocates Under Massive Mammaries!"
8/30/02
A Seriously flat-chested woman was elated when her fairy godmother told her breasts would increase in size any time a man says "Pardon" to her.
She was walking down the sidewalk the next day when a man bumped into her. "Pardon me" he said and her breasts immediately grew one inch. She was ecstatic.
The next day she was in the grocery store and a man bumped her with his cart. He begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven.
That night she walked into a Chinese restaurant and collided with an unsighted waiter. He bowed low to her and said " A thousand pardons for my clumsiness".
The next day, the headline in the newspaper says "Chinese Waiter Suffocates Under Massive Mammaries!"