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GHoSToKeR
07-23-2005, 10:03 PM
If your stonedness had to take a job placement test, what would it be?
Personally I think mine would be a chef, or maybe a pilot.
ermitonto
07-23-2005, 10:04 PM
My stonedness, unfortunately, is an abstract concept and thus incapable of labor.
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
07-23-2005, 10:41 PM
Hmmm mine would be something along the line of computers, pretty much just something to do with computers, cuz i rember like last year or the year before i had to take one at highschool, and it had something to do with computers.
ezjim
07-23-2005, 10:43 PM
bong tester
GHoSToKeR
07-23-2005, 10:54 PM
I think this weed has propelled my stonedness into unimaginable depths of stonedness, never before experience by the stonedness of man, so I think my stonedness wants to venture out a little bit, you know? Not go the career route anymore, coz money doesn't matter to my stonedness, but instead it wants to do something it would actually enjoy doing, something creative, like painting. My stonedness is going to be an artist.
3 Sheets To The Wind
07-23-2005, 11:02 PM
Fucking game tester dude! like testing new PS2 and X Box 360 games and shit! that would be great!
Lily420
07-23-2005, 11:04 PM
Mother :D hey i can do that!
3 Sheets To The Wind
07-23-2005, 11:05 PM
:D yay Lily :D
mellowman420
07-24-2005, 02:02 AM
skydiver. i've never done it but it seems like the ultimate rush.
NoosaHeads
07-24-2005, 02:05 AM
a poppy feild attendant in Vietnam...:D
naturalmystic
07-24-2005, 02:06 AM
I took a test a few years ago at school about what I might be in terms of a career. The leading career was a Park Ranger, and in second place was a Fish Farmer.
BizzleLuvin
07-24-2005, 02:35 AM
hmmmmm.....cigar roller or a an elevator attendant. no, wait, A FERRIS WHEEL OPERATOR!
A Foo Says
07-24-2005, 02:36 AM
Black.
OzzyOz
07-24-2005, 07:06 AM
probablly band manager either that or something like owning a company
i've always wanted to manage a band, but i'm not rich blah
Ousted
07-24-2005, 07:23 AM
Couch Monster.
3 Sheets To The Wind
07-24-2005, 10:14 AM
A Foo Says "Black"
What an answer:)
3 Sheets To The Wind
07-24-2005, 10:17 AM
them: What type of job would your stonedness like?
foo: It would like to be black if at all possible
them: I see you as more of park ranger (thanks naturalmystic for the idea lol)
DonnieDarko
07-24-2005, 12:34 PM
A shepherd.
GHoSToKeR
07-24-2005, 03:45 PM
Hmmm... a shephard? I suppose being surrounded by shoops (plural of sheep) would be a trip... :eek: :p
vicstar
07-24-2005, 03:47 PM
bong tester good job id luvit
robert42
07-24-2005, 04:06 PM
a gigalo?
Looker
07-24-2005, 04:28 PM
I dunno but an astrograph y'know one of them zodiac things say we Virgos make great prostitutes and cab drivers... so I dunno... :D
GHoSToKeR
07-24-2005, 04:47 PM
What star sign is your stonedness?
MeatRulz
07-24-2005, 04:51 PM
i think i would be a rapper and always hang with snoop
dark0ne
07-24-2005, 04:56 PM
my stonedness and my job go hand in hand. I'm a cook, i can cook what ever i want for dinner. plus my boss is soo cool. i would like to play guitar in a band, but i don't see that happening any time soon.
Canadabis
07-24-2005, 10:57 PM
serious serious?
An officer of a failing reich. Or a man from lamancha
OzzyOz
07-24-2005, 11:08 PM
them: What type of job would your stonedness like?
foo: It would like to be black if at all possible
them: I see you as more of park ranger (thanks naturalmystic for the idea lol)
you know how people grow weed in the middle of nowhere, sometimes in like the wilderness. Well if you were a park ranger, and ever came across some weed... you could just take it :-)
daZenfmeister
07-24-2005, 11:09 PM
I would like to work at a pork rinds factory, I always wanted to know what part of the pig is the rind!
Ousted
07-24-2005, 11:10 PM
I would like to work at a pork rinds factory, I always wanted to know what part of the pig is the rind!
It's fried pig skin.
GHoSToKeR
07-25-2005, 12:20 AM
Ya.. it's the skin dude.. :cool:
Rind
Rind (rhyming with 'wind')is the fifth goddess to appear in the popular manga Oh My Goddess! by Kosuke Fujishima. Rind is a Valkyrie, a member of the battle division and is responsible for fighting in the Market Share Battle between heaven and hell. Like the goddesses Belldandy and Peorth, Rind carries a First Class Licence. However, unlike the other two, Rind's licence is classified as 'Special Duty, Unlimited,' which denotes her position as a Valkyrie (Wikipedia).
Hmmm..... Whatever a 'manga' is it sounds boring as hell.. lol
Moogs
07-25-2005, 01:37 PM
I'd make music videos all the time... But, then again... I do them as an art form... and having a job means you would make money at it... And that would totally defeat the prupose of it being art (at least in my opinion for what I do) and would probably ceace to be fun... :(
So, hmmm... Upon further reflection... I dunno. :D
mlleyeuxbleus
07-25-2005, 01:41 PM
Either a massage therapist or interior designer. I love to give & receive massages when stoned, & I also come up with fabulous creative ideas for designs. Coincidentally, I recently graduated from massage school & am going back to school for interior design. :)
Lily420
07-30-2005, 09:03 AM
a poppy feild attendant in Vietnam...:D
Hah! Nice one noosa. :D
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