Weed never leads to making out or sex!

[Dr. Faded]

It may just be me but toastin' a fatie has never lead to anything romantic. Same for you? It may lead to a little flirting but that's it.
Do any of you have any cool pickup lines or stories about getting some while high?

[duppy man]

DR.Faded...in reply..... guy love is what the weed is! "night long"... what have you been smokin..

[Dr. Faded]

I've mostly been smoking kronic. Sometimes I lower my standards to strees but that's super rare.

[Tech]

Hey bitch , get ya fuckin kit off and sit on this if you know whats good for you.

Thats a pretty good one that i like,but doesn,t always work.

[Lulu]

Hey bitch , get ya fuckin kit off and sit on this if you know whats good for you.

Thats a pretty good one that i like,but doesn,t always work.


Doesn't always work?????? :eek:

I'd say NEVER WORKS is more accurate..............not exactly a sweet-talker are ye? :rolleyes:

[hunny]

Hey bitch , get ya fuckin kit off and sit on this if you know whats good for you.

Thats a pretty good one that i like,but doesn,t always work.

an have u a g/friend ?? i think not.. :eek:

[LeLe420]

weed always leads to the best sex for my man and me.

[gs8778]

I'd have to agree with you, er wait, not about the man part though, whatever you know what I mean

[HvyFuel]

Tech was obviously talking to his hand.

[maryjanemama]

Tech was obviously talking to his hand.
Ha,ha,ha...

[Tech]

Tee hee hee .
Get your kit off hand .
Err my glove or mitten .
I don,t care get it off or my other hand will give you clip round the the ear er i mean thumb.
No i havent, got a girlfriend as i am a girlie , i was last time i looked anyway.
Think i still am.
Perhaps the board can judge me and decide, your pretty good at that sort of thing. :D

Peace love peace love peace we,re all happy friends?????????????????? :rolleyes:

[maryjanemama]

Tech, I checked out your profile and it's void of any personal info, so who knows? You remain a mystery. :confused: Anyway, a dirty mind never really hurt anyone... :)

[maryjanemama]

Oh, and, Tech, I've learned to have a sense of humor about comments like your's. My husband comes up with the same "romantic" lines. In fact, he just told me he wishes he was a radiologist so he could give mammograms.:rolleyes:

[akwg]

me and my woman always make awsome love when high. feelings are way more intense mental and physical.

on of the lines i use is "hey bitch suck on my junk" lol jp i dont do that but someone should give it a try

[cherylsyv]

an orgasm when high is loads more intense than not, I've tried both so this is fact. but getting off is great however or whoever, including self.

[Tech]

Yes it,s allways a pleasure to splash ones fat when high what ever your on.
Coming down off acid or whizz especialy .
Hey bitch "suck on my junk" lol i love it.
Yeah MaryJ a dirty mind is a healthy mind.

[Tech]

Quite right ...
When you have it , you have it ......
And when you don,t , you don,t..... :)

[hunny]

Tee hee hee .
Get your kit off hand .
Err my glove or mitten .
I don,t care get it off or my other hand will give you clip round the the ear er i mean thumb.
No i havent, got a girlfriend as i am a girlie , i was last time i looked anyway.
Think i still am.
Perhaps the board can judge me and decide, your pretty good at that sort of thing. :D

Peace love peace love peace we,re all happy friends?????????????????? :rolleyes:

right correct me if im wrong ok...but.....u was disco right?? an i was told disco was a guy..u changed sex hmm ?? or dont ya kno wat u r ?

[ride n get high]

or u can just get a girlfriend the regular way. BUT i like getin the high =D

[sawleaf]

I have to say weed does not make me want to get it on. And it has the same effect on my friends. Drunk girls don't get horny. They just don't care. So your chances of banging a drunk girl are better than a stoned one. But then I have a low sex drive anyway. So maybe it's just me. I would rather smoke weed than have sex. lol. :cool:


Damn sorry to hear that Nancy! You know sex is free, you could save some dough. Me I'm into both just as much!

[maryjanemama]

I have to say weed does not make me want to get it on. And it has the same effect on my friends. Drunk girls don't get horny. They just don't care. So your chances of banging a drunk girl are better than a stoned one. But then I have a low sex drive anyway. So maybe it's just me. I would rather smoke weed than have sex. lol. :cool:
Oh, I wish I had this problem...been on 3 different meds to control my "overactive" sex drive. My poor husband...he just wants to be left alone for a day...he's so much older than me, too, the poor guy.

[sawleaf]

That's a good thing. If you don't care about sex then you don't care if you get laid or not. I think people are better off that way. And I wouldn't know what an overactiv sex drive is. But it has to be annoying to be horny all the time.

Just because someone has a high sex drive doesn't mean they are always thinking about sex, when they are going to get laid, and that they are horny all the time. Sex is a healty part of our lives, their is nothing wrong with having a healthy sex life as well.

[Jose]

ah auh ooohh aaah orgasm anyone???? :eek:

[Tech]

right correct me if im wrong ok...but.....u was disco right?? an i was told disco was a guy..u changed sex hmm ?? or dont ya kno wat u r ?
Who said Disco was a man?

[Tech]

Nothing wrong with a Sex maniac. :)

[Button Basher]

Hey, if it wasn't for cannabis, me and my ex wouldn't have gotten together ;) !

[dog420]

i used to love being high then getting laid,,it would last ages all night:D and for chat up lines.hahahah i got a lame one....."hey gurl ;) you remind me of a parking ticket....ya got FINE written all ova ya ;)" lol

peace,,,, every1 get high n laid :D

[Rogue]

I don't know what you're talkin about cuz weed has led to some great sex or makin out for me. I find that weed releases people's inhibitions and when they become more relaxed and comfortable with each other, sparks can fly. As well, a common side effect of being stoned IS horiness and who can deny that an orgasm while high is prolly one of the best feelings in the world.

[phoxylady]

ive had guys try and make moves on me while i was high, but since i was so high i couldnt tell if they were making a move or if it just seemed that way because i was high.....so that never worked out

[Aphex]

:cool: :rolleyes:Hello A'm from Latvija !!!!! :) :)

[KillaBuzz]

LOL...any guyz ever rested yer bong ontop ov yer womanz head n spark er up while shez "milkin the cow"? a combination ov 2 awsum thingz :D
PS: dunt spill yer the milk in the bong :eek:

[maryjanemama]

So give the poor guy a break, and just chill with me for a little. :D
I don't know how I missed your post yesterday...I'm using all over these sexuality threads....anyway...oooooooh yeah! But, you look a little young...I might hurt you.:)

[clevemire]

Marijuana takes sex to a whole new level for me. I can't even describe it... 'amazing' is a start. Is that a sad thing?

[maryjanemama]

Marijuana takes sex to a whole new level for me. I can't even describe it... 'amazing' is a start. Is that a sad thing?
What could possibly be sad about that? It's because everything feels better...there's a whole thread on this, Clevemire.:) I'll find it and tell you...hold on....

[maryjanemama]

OK, I found it..it's called ORGASM WHEN UR HIGH. lol I told you there was a whole thread.:D

Wow...it's 3 pages...pretty popular!

[clevemire]

Interesting...

Cannabis is an aphrodisiac indeed ;)

[Kronik Bagz]

my best way to p/u on gurls is ill flow a freestyle fer as long as i can bout how sexie an beautiful i think they are. bout 10 minutes of that an they seem to wanna talk wit me, than i work my majik

[kingkaya]

free style as in hiphop,i only free style in ciphers,studios,or on stage,ill rather just walk up to a honey,after getting some eye contact then i lay it up straight no frontin.usually work or maybe im always so high i cant remember failure,naaaah.4 me chatting up a girl is alike an interractive poetry session.

[Ammie]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol