jj1982
07-21-2005, 04:59 AM
I found out that I had a test with questdiagnostics, and since I knew my test type: GC/MS ( A test that is considered 100% accurate, because it tests for 10 different drug groups and is done in 2 steps)
So I decided to research the company, and found out list information on how accurate the test is, what will mess it up (nothing for marijuana), and other good information to know before you go. Best part, you know its reliable, because this is the company that will be testing me.
Here's the link:
http://www.questdiagnostics.com/kbase/topic/medtest/hw27448/descrip.htm
1. Since I'm a woman I figured I could crotch almost anything and get away with it. So I went to the local store and bought those travel bottles set for $1.99.
2. Than I went home and measured what each bottle held, I wanted one bottle that wouldn't be a mess to handle and could easily be put up inside of me. I found one bottle that holds 3.5 mL of fluid, and the test requires 3mL as a standard. So needless to say I will be giving enough. My husband was like, "That's disgusting," but whatever works I have to use.
3. So next I practiced "emptying" the bottle without looking. Since the bottle unscrews the urine will flow directly into the cup and I can screw it back on, push it back inside of me, and get up and walk pretty natural.
I haven't taken the test yet, but if it works I'll let everyone know. I figure since us women have the advantage of heating the urine from within we could keep it at pretty close body temp. My sister did it with a pill bottle, but the donor was a stoner, and somehow forgot she smoked. How stupid was she? Anything to get a job. If I pass, I start in a few weeks.
I don't think I'm going to start smoking again till I actually know how this employer works, than from there I will decide what to do next. But I miss tok'n and smok'n, especially while watching "Cheech and Chong's: Up in Smoke.
Honestly try to find out what company will test you, the method of the test, and if you can use someone else's urine.
So I decided to research the company, and found out list information on how accurate the test is, what will mess it up (nothing for marijuana), and other good information to know before you go. Best part, you know its reliable, because this is the company that will be testing me.
Here's the link:
http://www.questdiagnostics.com/kbase/topic/medtest/hw27448/descrip.htm
1. Since I'm a woman I figured I could crotch almost anything and get away with it. So I went to the local store and bought those travel bottles set for $1.99.
2. Than I went home and measured what each bottle held, I wanted one bottle that wouldn't be a mess to handle and could easily be put up inside of me. I found one bottle that holds 3.5 mL of fluid, and the test requires 3mL as a standard. So needless to say I will be giving enough. My husband was like, "That's disgusting," but whatever works I have to use.
3. So next I practiced "emptying" the bottle without looking. Since the bottle unscrews the urine will flow directly into the cup and I can screw it back on, push it back inside of me, and get up and walk pretty natural.
I haven't taken the test yet, but if it works I'll let everyone know. I figure since us women have the advantage of heating the urine from within we could keep it at pretty close body temp. My sister did it with a pill bottle, but the donor was a stoner, and somehow forgot she smoked. How stupid was she? Anything to get a job. If I pass, I start in a few weeks.
I don't think I'm going to start smoking again till I actually know how this employer works, than from there I will decide what to do next. But I miss tok'n and smok'n, especially while watching "Cheech and Chong's: Up in Smoke.
Honestly try to find out what company will test you, the method of the test, and if you can use someone else's urine.