My dog has a weed problem

[Locopuddytat]

I have 2 pomeranians one is female, she is prenant with my male poms pups.
The female hates smoke, the male.........well he's another story.

The first time he "picked up" weed a friend of mine and I were smoking a joint. I'm a joint person.....salad joints to be exact cuz I usually smoke alone (although these days they are getting alot fatter) My dippy friend dropped a whole joint in soda so she put it on the light bulb to dry. Needless to say we forgot about it. The next day poor Peanut (my stoner) is walking sideways! While this may sound hilarious he's just about 7 lbs now, was prbably 6 back then so it threw him for a loop. Unlike me, he does not get the munchies. He does however get paranoid and can't sit still. After that first encounter I decided my dog shouldn't be smoking or eating weed.
I started keeping my weed in a cigar box. I don't know how he does it but he is able to open the dam box and steal my weed!

On a serious tip this REALLY scares me when I see he sniped a joint or a roach out of the ashtry (I TRY to be careful) Anybody know what I can do to help him get through the trip? Someone said give him milk but I think thats a wives tale.

Pom pups coming anyday! Will have to put the box out of reach!

[w4terb0ng]

someone gave me milk and bread when i was REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY fucked up after smoking.. when i was about 15. i threw up for the next 20 minutes or so (VERY violently) and then when i laid down....it felt like pure heaven. i've never felt that good in my entire life.

....that's all.

[Bowtie]

A guy I know went to work one morning, when he came home his German shepard was passed out next to the empty oz bag

[Ousted]

LOL, I had a pomeranian that actually got a hold of a very big, very potent pot brownie (that would get a 200 lb person ripped) a couple of years ago. She was fucked up for 3 days the poor little 5 lb thing. I didn't know what was wrong with her at first because she didn't bark when I got home (normally she would yip herself retarded). Then I found the plastic baggie all torn up with brownie crumbs in it on the floor, and put 2 and 2 together. I was so freaked she was going to die from a heart attack or dehydration or something.
After the first day where the effects weren't so comatose-like and I realized she was not going to die, the situation became funnier and funnier. Like watching her walk around is still one of the funniest things Ive seen in my lifetime to date. Her head would sway from side to side, and it was super hilarious when her ears would perk up while still swaying. Probably have to see it to understand exactly what Im talking about. Most of the time she slept though.

Anyway, after that we made sure that the brownies were put on a high shelf.

[jadeius]

my lab/dalmation pup loves weed...he's a big ol boy, and he hangs around us while we're smokin weed, wanting a shotgun, and he even chokes and all when we give him guns, and he just gets all loveable and calm (he's usually pretty hyper) and rubs up against people and wants you to pet him, one time he started barking uncontrollably, just barking at nothing for no apparent reason, and of course we laughed forever at it

he's a stoner fo' sho' lol

[mellow mood]

lol this is funny. just smoke fattys with your dog man.

[ScarlettCrush]

my lab/dalmation pup loves weed...he's a big ol boy, and he hangs around us while we're smokin weed, wanting a shotgun, and he even chokes and all when we give him guns, and he just gets all loveable and calm (he's usually pretty hyper) and rubs up against people and wants you to pet him, one time he started barking uncontrollably, just barking at nothing for no apparent reason, and of course we laughed forever at it
he's a stoner fo' sho' lol

lol, I had a golden retreiver that was like this too. When we sat in the circle he would come put his head in the lap of whoever was holding the J and wait for his shotgun. He would look up at you with those big sad doggie eyes and just love on you when he got his 'gun. Right when you start thinking you're special....he would move on to the person you passed too...lol
He used to get high and get stuck under the coffee table, loved the hell out of that dog.
R.I.P. Sprig he was a good boy.

[mmmresin]

lol this is funny. just smoke fattys with your dog man.
cats lovem too- my friends cat ate her bf's bag and when they took the cat to the vet for another reason and the cat spent the night the vet said 'your cat passed some plastic and it looks like she ate a a wad of grass too

[mlleyeuxbleus]

My dog ate my weed once (not the bag, thank goodness). It was on the table, & the cat loves to get up there (naughty boy!) & scoot stuff onto the floor for the dog. I woke in the morning to an empty bag, but luckily there was very little left so no major harm done. She didn't seem to act any different, but she does love shotguns or having it blown in her ears. Aria is a very energetic poochie, but when she's high she gets very mellow & snuggly.

My cat Kuba, on the other hand, gets really big eyes & gets all up in your face. He seems to get very interested in whatever's going on, & more sociable than usual. As for my new cat Mariah (Persian but a rescue, so a lil funny looking now, hehehe), she's still in vet-requested quarantine til Sunday. Maybe when she comes out she'll display the same curiosity as Kuba for the yummy smoke. :)