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Bman719
07-20-2005, 06:57 AM
I work as at a Pizza Place as a delivery driver. We smoke pot inside, smoke cigs whenever, and eat a shitload of pizza... it's a pretty kick as job. It's really kick ass since my Manager smokes just as much pot as I do... and he's cool as shit. 2 Days ago i came into work and he was passed out in the office, so I wake him up and he looks at me and has scabs from someone hitting him (with a ring on) all over his face... I'm like, what the fuck happened to you? Well, in Milwaukee bars have days called steel days, where all of the liquor is cheap as shit (shots and such), so he went into milwaukee and went to a bar. All he remembers is riding in a car with 3 black chicks, for no apparent reason and then passing out. He wakes up on a fucking sidewalk in Milwaukee, and his keys and his credit card was gone. So he finally gets to work, still drunk, and the owner of the store was there, in pure shock that my manager looked like absolute SHIT and didn't have his work clothes on.... Long story short, the owner leaves and i get there, and he was passed out for 4 hours in the office, and the next day he checks his balance at the bank and the fuckers stole 850 bucks worth of shit they bought from him...,.. We assume they beat the shit out of him, on the account that he can't remember.... let's just hope he didn't tell them where he lived while he was drunk.... but it cracks me up everytime I get to say my manager got robbed by 3 black women ;P

KronicKing
07-20-2005, 09:02 PM
that totaly sucks,why would you steal someones hard earned money?i hate that people are evil enough to do things like that to others.but it IS kinda funny when you look back on it ;)

Smokey McPot
07-21-2005, 12:54 AM
fuckin crazy bitches need to be shot. I dont care that they are chicks, i say he goes and finds those bitches and beats the shit out of em.

Bman719
07-21-2005, 06:27 AM
Yeah, he would do that, if he remembered what they looked like or any of their names, he was so trashed all he can remember is riding in a car with 3 black women and waking up on the sidewalk with marks all over him for getting the shit beaten outta him. Seriously though, fuckers like those hoes need to be fucking shot.