Killa.Kali
07-20-2005, 03:34 AM
Ok so this is a 2 part post, the situation and then the question
Part I - The situation
I'll do my best to make this short and sweet
So my friend shows up at my door at 7:30 am after my 3 whole hours of sleep, I get to the door and hes standing there like a fucking retard on a public street with a fully moded, high profile Japanese SKS assault rifle* :eek:
Now after much dispute as to what to do with it we decide well fence it for about $300, called my whole phone book and our ice man was willing to give us $200 and a teener of shit for it, we agreed. Our plan was to get our $200 buy a quarter of bud and keep the rest of the shit for our own party.
We get over to this guys house and his distributer was there getting his pay when we got there, and hes not a guy i wanna argue with so the dude who wants the gun got zero cash but he really wants this gun. He doesnt want to owe us and we dont want to owe him so we cut a deal; he got the gun and all the ammo we had; we get a half oz :eek: :confused: :eek:
Obviously we went home just livin it up and smokin shit like its goin out of style!!! After the first gram i started to slow down, my buddy started slowing after another 3 bowls. After we dusted 2 pipes and 2 grams of dope; sittin there spizzzzaked out of our heads we just couldnt stand it anymore, it was a complete 180 degree change - one day were fiendin' and next thing we know were swimming in pools of dope gettin ready to drown haha. So we try to slang some, at least break even or hopefully profit some but no one has money, only the bullshit tweaker stories such as; oh dude know what? i dont have it here but i can go get it, can you front me?, or the classical - can you sell me like two bucks worth?
So now we have this big old sac'o'dope; no will to smoke it, and no way to sell it :mad:
Part II - The Question
Have you ever had too much shit?!? if so please do tell :D im bored and would love story time haha
*NOTE*The SKS is a really cheap but highly effective knock off of the Russian AK. They sell the standard cheap fuck SKS at any gun show and are not illegal, my buddy had the moded version which has a folding stock and a full auto firing pin conversion. It looks just like this SKS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/AuchwitZ/avatar23053_1.gif) i found on the web except for his was all black and had a 50 round banana clip (photo here has a 75 round) Sorry i didnt think to take a pic while we had it
Part I - The situation
I'll do my best to make this short and sweet
So my friend shows up at my door at 7:30 am after my 3 whole hours of sleep, I get to the door and hes standing there like a fucking retard on a public street with a fully moded, high profile Japanese SKS assault rifle* :eek:
Now after much dispute as to what to do with it we decide well fence it for about $300, called my whole phone book and our ice man was willing to give us $200 and a teener of shit for it, we agreed. Our plan was to get our $200 buy a quarter of bud and keep the rest of the shit for our own party.
We get over to this guys house and his distributer was there getting his pay when we got there, and hes not a guy i wanna argue with so the dude who wants the gun got zero cash but he really wants this gun. He doesnt want to owe us and we dont want to owe him so we cut a deal; he got the gun and all the ammo we had; we get a half oz :eek: :confused: :eek:
Obviously we went home just livin it up and smokin shit like its goin out of style!!! After the first gram i started to slow down, my buddy started slowing after another 3 bowls. After we dusted 2 pipes and 2 grams of dope; sittin there spizzzzaked out of our heads we just couldnt stand it anymore, it was a complete 180 degree change - one day were fiendin' and next thing we know were swimming in pools of dope gettin ready to drown haha. So we try to slang some, at least break even or hopefully profit some but no one has money, only the bullshit tweaker stories such as; oh dude know what? i dont have it here but i can go get it, can you front me?, or the classical - can you sell me like two bucks worth?
So now we have this big old sac'o'dope; no will to smoke it, and no way to sell it :mad:
Part II - The Question
Have you ever had too much shit?!? if so please do tell :D im bored and would love story time haha
*NOTE*The SKS is a really cheap but highly effective knock off of the Russian AK. They sell the standard cheap fuck SKS at any gun show and are not illegal, my buddy had the moded version which has a folding stock and a full auto firing pin conversion. It looks just like this SKS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/AuchwitZ/avatar23053_1.gif) i found on the web except for his was all black and had a 50 round banana clip (photo here has a 75 round) Sorry i didnt think to take a pic while we had it