Your stoner slang...

[PurpnCoke34]

Well, me and my buddies have came up w/ some pretty crazy shit while stoned, and we've even made words and use them daily, spreading it to our non-smoker pals, and they still use them. I was wondering... do any of yall have any words or saying that you made up or you dont think many people use? If you do... leave em here, and use them in a sentence to explain. I just thought this might be funny... and here's some of ours.

Nasty Nate (can be used as Nate, or Nasty FUCKIN Nate)
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Meaning : Hell No
-Usage-
You : Lemme get that 4 for the 35
Drug Dealer : I can do 5 for the 45
You : Nasty Nate

or

Friend : Hey man, here's 5, I forgot the other 10 I was supposed to throw in, you got me though right?
You : Nasty fuckin Nate, you better come up w/ some money.

Ronk
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Meaning : To do something, in large amounts
-Usage-
"Man, I cant wait to get out of here and get to Mickey D's Im gonna ronk up like 4 double cheeses for real"

or

"Im about to go ronk up the shitter"


Shady McGrady
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Meaning : Someone who is shady... always acting strange
-Usage-
"Dude... Larry is being Shady McGrady for real, I can't beleive he didn't pick up his phone, then we see his ass w/ that mike's girlfriend"


Ricky Croaty
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Meaning : Someone who is un-cool
-Usage-
"Dude, what the fuck... check out that Ricky Croaty over there lookin like he's gonna deep-throat the bong"


There's more... but Im sick of typing.

Yes, we use all of these on a regular basis.

[s2headhunter]

Haha Smoked...meaning very high...
Hey man Im SMOKED lol sorry but i thought it was halarious when we got one of my stupid friends high for the first time we just got done with bowl 4 and he was like man im smoked lol

[SomeDude]

horty--abnormally large, usually in a bad way

Dude, I got this horty mole growing on my balls, can you take a look at it and tell me if you think I should go to the doctor?

Choppin' on blades--running really fast

I saw the cops pull up, so I started choppin' on blades!

On the mob tip--going really fast, an interjection

Person a: John's girlfriend called and said she was really horned up, so he burned rubber outta here.

person b: On the mob tip!

or

While driving, the driver takes a corner really fast, a frightened passenger might say "on the mob tip!"

[Killa.Kali]

my alltime favorites

Bumped your head -- someone is acting stupid or said somethin really dumb

Dealer: i got ur sack, u got yur money?
idiot: oh shit can you front me?
Dealer: fuck you kid, you bumped your fuckin head!

Gas station -- your bag of weed and/or your stash; to refill your bowl

Guy1: yo homie this bowls been cashed, what you think about takin her to the gas station?

and my favorite

Tasters choice -- a bad taste left in your mouth by any bad drug (usually the last hit of tweak)

*takes a fat shit-rip*
*blows out a cloud of smoke*
AHHHHHH!!!!
*gags or pukes*
TASTERS CHOICE!!!! NASTY!!!!

[Anonymous]

Sometimes me and one of my friends call are j's blockbusters

One time we were out of papers so I pulled out a blockbuster receipt and rolled it up

[Mello.as.Hello]

When we buy weed, we "throw down". Other than that, we don't talk about it too much- at least not enough to make up slang.

[Bman719]

My groups made up words, spread to anyone we talk to really.

Splash- Beverage

ex.
Man I need some Splash. (I need something to drink)

Litro - Lighter
ex.
Let me see that Litro man. (Pronounced Lie-Trow)

You straight up crazy - You are one cool mutha fucka.

Jew - You are a greedy little bitch.

ex.
Quit being a fucking Jew. (I know this shit will offend some people, and we aren't talking about Jew's in a literal sense, more the fact that I have a friend who is Jewish and he's somewhat of a greedy mother fucker... we call him out on his jewish moments... but nothing against the jewish people in general.

Gone - Barely in a conscious state of mind/completely fucked up.

ex.
Man I am fucking gone.

There are others too, i just can't think of them right now on the account of being ripped.

[sik]

joint=atsikindekikelebek bro

[EmTpockets]

OK;
Salty-meaning angry.
eg. Why the fuck u so salty at me?

Chatty-meaning not right.
eg. Man, somethins chatty bout that mufucka....I saw his ass talkin to them boys in blue.

50 hoes(also called them boys, them boys in blue, and haters)-meaning police.
eg. Here come the 50 hoes.
theres more but Im blew out.

[rook420]

doink: to burn someone with the cherry of a joint when passing it

[HaZarD]

tusted - really fucking stoned

i smoked four blunts and i was tusted on my ass on the couch

other stoner euphemisms for really really stoned are rizipped or fizucked

bap, baptise - to wet up the joint so it burns slower

yo dont light it bap that shit up first

canoed - when the joint burns uneven cuz you didnt fucking bap it!

yo dude its canoed, i told you to fucking baptise that shit

torched - when someone lights like 1/5 of the joint

dude you torched it, i told you to fucking bap it!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol, sideburn - when it's "canoed" like HaZarD said, burning on one side only

can't think of any more:)

[Oli]

Siding- When the joint's burning down one side.
Picking up- When you buy some weed.
Bannana- When someone rolls a joint which looks like a bannana.
Tampon- A short fat joint.
I can't think of anymore right now, but if I do then I'll be back.

[hoodedclum]

weed.. thats slang for cannabis

[Oli]

I'm back and with more:

Lightsabering- When the joint's burning but the paper isn't so it looks like it's glowing.
Reefer- A pure weed joint.
Hot rocks- The little rocks that fall off a joint of solid.
Packed- When a joint's got more weed in then usual.
Bumming the joint- Getting the paper round the roach wet.
King L- A joint rolled out of 2 king skins stuck like this: |___
Rolling an L- When you run out of king skins and use the small papers in an L shape.
M tray- A peice of card folded like |\/| to set a joint up on.

I'm sure there's more but my mind's gone blank again...

[jadeius]

if something unfortunate happens, i say, "I SAY GODDAMN!!!"

and "WE LIIIIIIKE IT" it usually a sarcastic remark meaning just the opposite

or FUCKED UP AS A CAN OF BISCUITS, got that from an old hippie/stoner dude

if someone's fucked up and acting dumb as hell and people are commenting, i just say, "dude, just let him fuckin' tweek" ... which came from some friends but they obviously got it from the South Park character Tweek

a TATER or a HOG LEG is a fat joint

of course the ever-popular "L" , or blunt

if somebody wants to smoke the last little bit of your cigarette they'll say, "lemme get a short" ... and if you slack them and give them like two hits worth they'll say "man that's a jailhouse short what the fuck is that shit"

everything used to be DA BOMB, now it's THA SHIZZLE

[jadeius]

oh, also, when the weed man is going to get his weed, he's going to "re-up"

[jadeius]

and when a joint is burning down only one side, we call it "running" and when someone wants you to fix it, they say "catch that run"

[MyStiCalFiSh]

Tap=hit (yo lemme tap that shit)

Nigger Lip =when someone slobbers all over the mouthpiece (motherfucker you nigger lipped that shit)

Buddha hit =a shotgun hit (dude gimme a buddha hit)

Half & Half =to roll a joint or blunt with half weed and half tobacco (i only got a nickle
left, so ima half and half this blunt)

Match =to throw down half a bowl with another person (match me a bowl man)

Wet =to lick the joint to make it burn slower

Criss Cross =a word the means Zig Zag papers that we use if a parent or someone is around

Jizzed on =to get ripped off (dude that dealer fuckin jizzed on your dumbass)

thats all i can think of

[robert42]

Canoed - WHEN IT BURNS ON ONE SIDE.

STOP BABBYSITTIN - WHEN SOMEONE HOLDS IT TOO LONG.

SUCKER JOE - WHEN SUM ONE BUMS IT!

[Smokey McPot]

I dont know if my buds and I made this up........Geeked- Very high

"man im geeked off that J."

[Smokey McPot]

What do you guys call Normal weed. Not nugs just plain green weed. We call it mersh. Some people call it schwag too.

[PurpnCoke34]

yeah... we call our "run's, Canoe's, whatever.,..."

We call em Michael Johnson's or Maurice Greene's...

Ex. "Damn, watch out for that Micheal Johnson... that shits gettin out of control"

Ex2. Someone stop that M. Greene before he gets his shit in stride dogg.

[Mirno Sctlnd]

Poiler - a fat bald man in a food store
eg. - check out that greedy boiler in the chipper

[Budking]

Your avatar is fucking awesome PurpnCoke34.... That movie is the shit

[Budking]

Philly = a fat girl that you find atractive


ex: Damn look at that fine philly over yonder munchin on some french fries

not weed related but used regulary

[Satovan]

brassknob- cool

Check out that pipe dude
Yeah that shit is brassknob

I don't know where that one came from but only like three people I know use it.

[PurpnCoke34]

thanks for the props...

that movie IS the shit.

[Chaffinch88]

Dunno anyone else who uses "monged" to mean stoned. I also use "speshed" and "tarded"

[Mirno Sctlnd]

Usually save monged for someone who is absolutely fried to the point they can't converse.

[Oli]

Monged is used here for when you've smoked something really indica and just can't be arsed to move. You sit there watching whatever the fucks on tv and the only thing you'll move for is food.

[Pass The Rizla]

An Abortion = A really badly rolled joint or blunt

"hey man thats an abortion"

[I Need Money]

nigger lip: to wet the back of the joint. ( damn, you straight nigger lipped that shit fool).

bogart: to hold the J for way to long. (Stop bogarting that shit, bra).

blitzed: really stoned. ( dude im fucking blitzed).

cached: smoked enough . (no thanks dude, im cached)

[Smokey McPot]

When a bowl is done we call it "cashed"

"Man that bowl is cashed, blow it out."

[kablam]

Haha, great thread... Here is some from back in the day when I was young and cool and actually had a bunch of stoner friends. haha

dilly - banning someone from hanging out.
eg. Did you hear about john? He narked on joe so now he's dilly'd

Schlumpin' - A car with alot of bass
eg. Damn, john just got some twelves and a new amp and now he's way schlumpin.

B.B. - Beater Bug (my friends and I were and still are into VW's)
eg. John just bought this rusted out '62 with a 1200cc motor, a total BB.

Choppin or Yoppin - Referrs to oral sex
eg. Damn... John brought some girls over, total sluts, they were choppin everyone up.

Siderunner - Joint that burns down one side
no need for an example but I like canoeing better.

Bic it - Turning a badly rolled joint into a bowl.
eg. Man that joint sucks so let's bic it.

Bible study - Low key way to call a smoking session
This one came from a friend of mine who rolled a J with a page of the bible when we were caught without papers or pipe in a hotel room.
eg. Dude... john just scored a sack, let's have a bible study at his house.

Spliff or Coner - a cone shaped joint rolled with the "L" shaped paper set up described in a previous post. No example necessary

Frying balls - trippin really hard on acid or shrooms.
Dude, john just ate a 5 strip, that fool's frying fuckin balls.

I could go on for days but I won't.

[jadeius]

thanks for the props...

that movie IS the shit.

agreed

[jadeius]

nigger lip: to wet the back of the joint. ( damn, you straight nigger lipped that shit fool).

bogart: to hold the J for way to long. (Stop bogarting that shit, bra).

blitzed: really stoned. ( dude im fucking blitzed).

cached: smoked enough . (no thanks dude, im cached)

we say "chiefin'" instead of bogart

[georgiapeach420]

We don't use much slang but we have said some funny things. One thing was...

"Man, I'm all the way at wal*mart!!" ~ Meaning: Dude I am so high I am [this far away] from this place.
~Depending on how high we are we will substitute different locations.

The other word we came up with is also a rule.

"UNO!!"

Meaning: I get first hit. This rule can only be in use though we at least one person still already high from either previously in the day or from the bowl/joint/pipe/blunt from earlier in the day.

[st0n3r]

''is that doobie square?'' when ya have held it 4 too long
''im wankered'' off ma fuckin head
''fancie a j-lo?'' fancie a Joint?

[jadeius]

We don't use much slang but we have said some funny things. One thing was...

"Man, I'm all the way at wal*mart!!" ~ Meaning: Dude I am so high I am [this far away] from this place.
~Depending on how high we are we will substitute different locations.

The other word we came up with is also a rule.

"UNO!!"

Meaning: I get first hit. This rule can only be in use though we at least one person still already high from either previously in the day or from the bowl/joint/pipe/blunt from earlier in the day.

OMG that UNO!! thing kicks ass, never thought of that

[grasshopper420]

Fly The Maverick---meaning to get baked
e.g. you wanna go fly the maverick???
helicopter fuel---meaning weed/hash/honey oil/kif
e.g. i got some helicopter fuel on me
high octane---meaning good quality weed
e.g. this is some high octane fuel bro

[J4ay20]

smacked - really high
u got that - you got any bud?
trippin - really high
ima hit a jack/j - smoke a cigarette or joint

[Strikerrr]

Dude I should run this thread. Like for real.

Fire = bad ass. Like the hair on weed.

Yo your moms bagels are the fucking fire.
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Being a bo jangle's - Beau is our friend, we call him bo jangle's he's stingy on weed.

Man why are you packing that bowl like your some sort of bo jangle's
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Grangle - To dominate something and gain it in your possession.

Yo I'm about to grangle me some cigarettes.
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That 5- in reference to the all mighty 5 5 5 deal.

Yo Someone call up dominoes and get "That 5".
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S a B. pronounced Es ai bee. - smoke a bowl

Yo I'm gonna go and S a b real qucik.
Can be used as s aj for smoke a joint. and shit. Abreviating shit was a whole slang phase I went through.
I have more but not stoned enough to think of em'
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Oh and for halo 2 fans. The fire ice. A combonation between the smg and the plasma rifle.

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Last one. Breaded- Cooked. Burnt ,so high it's not even funny.

Yo I'm straight breaded foo'.
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Whisper in the wind. - smoke some weed in a pyrex.
Yo lets whisper in the wind.
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Tenner- A girl that looks like she's ten but you'd still fuck.

Yo lookat all this fucking tenners. Get outta here we're gonna get arrested.

[king kong bong]

oh man are you ready...

dd=double d=doodoo=schwag/dirt weed
"man,im tired of smokin this double d."

flanders=twitch(origin-theres this crackhead in my hood that looks like ned flanders from the simpsons and always twitches.sometimes even pulls double and triple twitches at a time)
"damn g,you doing flanders off the double d."

h2o=dro(sometimes use drizzle)
"yo what we burnin,some h2o?"

jungle it=to roll the blunt so tight you have trouble pulling(origin-some kid i knew back in the day used to roll the blunt too tight sometimes we would have trouble pulling.one day we seen him rockin these pajama pants that looked like some jungle gear and dubbed him jungle.
"dont jungle the blunt again,last time i had trouble pulling."

the kong=my homemade 2 liter soda bottle bong
"what are we smokin outta,a spliff or the kong?."

slobbered=to get spit on the end of the blunt/spliff
"ok,who slobbered the L?."(side note-can anyone explain to me why they call a blunt an L?,i never quite understood that one.

done with the dunn=to be super high(origin-knew this kid named dunn that would be mad high off about 2-3 pulls)
"damn dont tell me?,you done with the dunn off the double d?

doing the professor=to stare at the blunt as it is being passed to each person(origin-my brother did this and one time even stared at me put the blunt out on the wall and he had a stance like a college professor)aka fiend
"yo stop doing the professor,relax,you gonna get your turn."

thats all i can think of right now.if i think of anymore ill post them later.

[Edgar]

Smokem peace pipe.


You know what it means.

[colton]

Lean - to be stoned - "im fuckin lean"

Bunny/
Booga - Joint - Roll a bunny/booga

Skin up - "roll a joint" (im sure everyone uses this)

Jamaican woodbine - A fat Joint - "im mashed i just smoked one of those jamaican woodbines"

[buddymyfriend]

[QUOTE=colton]Lean - to be stoned - "im fuckin lean"

We say that, damn im lean up!

Rizla=skins, that's about it!

[LOVElife]

Scales - We call Jimmys (Jimmy Nail)

Cocaine - Ken (Ken Kniff(Sniff)) / Bugle (Nose)

Weed - Yellow

[dirty raider]

Bungles finger - A blunt (Bungle's a bear character from a kid's TV show called Rainbow).

All I can think of at the moment.

[Chronic]

We don't really use much slang but;

Magical/Naughty Roll Up = spliff

[motahead]

I had this swiss-german metal head snowboarder roomate once.

He used to roll awesome j's euro-style (with a little tobacco)

He asked me what we called joints in america. So I told him we call them joints or "spliffs" like in the UK.

"Spleeefs?" He said.

I thought that was hilarious so everytime he rolled one up. I was like "What's up with that SPLEEF dude.."

He was like "YA, Doode. I roolled a spleeef mein freund."

We used to drink Heinekens too. So the rountine got to be called a "Spleef n' Hein" or "Spleef en Hein" which sounded German to me.

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

i have a lot of different friends in different groups, so a lot of the slang up here and

tampon - a dime bag hidden in a tampon (i had a friend i used to help out and so she didn't get caught i used to hide it in tampon applicators. that's where i used to hide my dank shit in my room)

camping - it's used when someone forgets to hit the bong and makes everyone in the circle wait; also use other words about camping, setting up camp, setting up a tent etc.
ex. - mike forgets to hit, someone else says "hey mike, you're camping." or "hey mike, what are you doing, setting up camp?"

stuck - when you zone out and you're just sitting there and thinking, not paying attention to people or conversation around you.

[king kong bong]

we used to use campin but now we use sleepin.

[ScarlettCrush]

the mad note- extra cool
I'm the mad note!

Krippy- someone who is incapable of doing anything when high.
I been asking Dag to get me a drink for a minute now he just stares off, yo.
You know better, Dag's a fucking krippy.

[BizzleLuvin]

holy chitlins, this is the most hilarious thread ever. i love it.
here are a few of my slangings:

JEWFRO-a loosely packed blunt. named after a jewish friend with big hair that couldn't roll.

NEWLYWED-a newbie to the drug world, someone who is just starting to learn how to smoke. smoking is a lifetime commitment, like marriage. so when u just start smoking, your'e a newlywed.

DIAPER-a soggy joint thats too wet from spit to smoke

BEER GOGGLES-the opposite of a designated driver.Meaning, you're going to be drinking. EX) ''Pat's driving tonite so I can be the beer goggles"

BAGGIE-a stoned person that's being annoying. Named after a kid who was being too annoying, so we put a plastic bag on his head. EX) "quit being such a baggie"

KRUNK-another word for crank. EX) krunk it up, i love this song.

RETARD- a joint that falls apart, cause whoever rolled it is a retard for messing it up

DRIVER-the first person to hit the joint

MIDGE-a dime baggie, because its a midget ziploc bag.

FONANGLE, SHLEPPIN-what happens when you try to talk with cottonmouth.

SALAD-shwag

[BizzleLuvin]

NUKE-a tall bong

FOOG-a female dealer, named after Anita Fooglin; the chick dealer in my 'hood

CUDDLE-taking too many hits on your turn EX) 'Quit cuddling with the bong'

MATCHBOY-a young dealer

BUNG-a homemade bong

REEF LAUREN- heavy scent of weed. named after the the perfume, polo ralph lauren. EX) 'your car smells like reef lauren.'

UNCLE SMILEY-weeds.

ARTHRITIS-when a person can't roll joints EX) 'youre joints are so bad, you must have arthritis'

GUTTER-the last person to hit.

[ScarlettCrush]

hahaha I smoke out of a bung!

and we called them diapers too..nice crossover reference. I wonder how much slang is regional.

[STDzRus]

Drop that fire in that T and burn it up.

[the last stand]

ketamine monkey- for when someone just goes all comatose from smokin too much...used to happen a lot when we were younger, lol.

[the last stand]

oh, i forgot. My fave expression - Nasty Lasties- the hot, cardboardy roach, when the J is almost gone..."you want nasty lasties?"

[STDzRus]

ketamine monkey- for when someone just goes all comatose from smokin too much...used to happen a lot when we were younger, lol.


I miss those days.

[the last stand]

yeah, lol, back when we were about 13, hittin bongs in the woods, nobody having enough coordination to roll a good joint, goin on munch runs, and people getting super paranoid...lol, those were the good old days, heh...hell, THESE are the good old days...

[stonercarebare419]

bogartin: holdin the pipe too long
exmp: quit bogartin the pipe!

im sure ive got more, so ill be back... theres some really good ones up there..and some funny ones!! i love stoners!

[the last stand]

/\ yeah, bogart, we used to use that...it's named after Humphrey Bogart, because he ALWAYS had a cigarette hangin out of his mouth..so if someone always has the spliff, you say "hey mate, stop bogartin' that J"

[stonercarebare419]

didnt know that about Bogart....learn something new every day, thnx

[NextGen]

chewing the corn.

After a big,nice hit of something you might wanna take a seat & cope or fall on your face. You would then be chewing the corn. :)

[robert42]

u got cock ??? u say that to ur big black dealer if u want some POTENT hash

haha try it trust me

[the last stand]

lol, robert42 accepts no responsibility for what might happen to you...

[ShamanicHippy]

Bungles finger - A blunt (Bungle's a bear character from a kid's TV show called Rainbow).

All I can think of at the moment.
funniest show ever

[BizzleLuvin]

hahaha I smoke out of a bung!

and we called them diapers too..nice crossover reference. I wonder how much slang is regional.

most of my slang terms are stuff that my friends and i have created and passed down. so in my neighborhood, we use our slang.