Need 2 get HIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEE

[Satovan]

Hey yo. My friend hooked me up with five of these pills called X-LAX. He said its a lot like ecstacy. I looked in my medicing cabinet and found a whole box of X-LAX. Now I have 30 of them. My parents are fucking druggies. My dad eats a lot of fucking X-LAX. He also gave me $15 to weed the garden and I put it all in a pile and put it in a bag and stashed it in the garage. I think I have like a million ounces it's a pretty big bag. it's pretty good shit. I can't wait until it dries out. how much do you think I could sell a baggie of that for. also they sell herbs at the grocery store and I got that $15 so what kinda herbs should I buy. the same friend that sold me the x-lax told me cilantro is straight. I was thinking about buying some more soap bar but it doesn't really do anything for me, i've smoked fucking dove, ivory, and irish spring and it didn't really get me high, just a mild buzz. What kinda soapbar is the best? And do you have to be 18 to buy cilantro. peace

ps I don't do hard drugs like marijuana and heroin I only smoke weed

[thcbongman]

It's laxatives.

You'll get shitting all night LOL!

[s2headhunter]

Wow im sorrry but this was completely retarded and if you were trying to be funny it wasnt at all i even started reading it and thought well read it with an open mind just to see if its funny and sorry it was ...good try though

[Nochowderforyou]

If you're trying to make me laugh, you've failed. That story is just plain stupid, it's obviously a joke, your attempt at humour is weak and you can't even spell high correctly. If there was an award for worlds biggest goof, you would win.

[looseends]

and you are again?

[nobiee420]

I feel dumber haven read this post!

[OzzyOz]

peace

ps I don't do hard drugs like marijuana and heroin I only smoke weed

lol!!!
hahahaa

[looseends]

I feel dumber haven read this post!

yeah...me too.

[ezjim]

Hey yo. My friend hooked me up with five of these pills called X-LAX. He said its a lot like ecstacy. I looked in my medicing cabinet and found a whole box of X-LAX. Now I have 30 of them. My parents are fucking druggies. My dad eats a lot of fucking X-LAX. He also gave me $15 to weed the garden and I put it all in a pile and put it in a bag and stashed it in the garage. I think I have like a million ounces it's a pretty big bag. it's pretty good shit. I can't wait until it dries out. how much do you think I could sell a baggie of that for. also they sell herbs at the grocery store and I got that $15 so what kinda herbs should I buy. the same friend that sold me the x-lax told me cilantro is straight. I was thinking about buying some more soap bar but it doesn't really do anything for me, i've smoked fucking dove, ivory, and irish spring and it didn't really get me high, just a mild buzz. What kinda soapbar is the best? And do you have to be 18 to buy cilantro. peace

ps I don't do hard drugs like marijuana and heroin I only smoke weed
hey buddy .. have your parents been feeding you lead based paint chips with your cornflakes ??? or were you just dropped on your head as a child ???

[NoosaHeads]

Every reply to this is hilarious..
I have to Join in.:D.
you Dont do hard drugs like Marijuana.?.
you only smoke weed.?.
What Kind of weeds do you smoke.?.
Lawn clippings.?.
Like you said you Have a Big Bag full in the garage.
why dont you Pour Petrol All over it then you wont have to wait till it dries to smoke it Because it will light up right away..
you might want to ware some sunglasses if you smoke it like this though I have no eyebrows anymore..:(

[Killa.Kali]

you owe me 10 minutes of stoned living you bastard :mad:

ps. im just guessing here but i think one of his friends got on his comp and posted to make him look dumb, if hes serious...my faith in man-kind is lost

[OzzyOz]

he's obviously not serious, he knows what soapbar is and is probablly really high and trying to make a joke about "soapbar" being actual soap.
lol

[Satovan]

This would happen to be the result of a few bowls and one to many "Can I get high off of ibuprofen" posts.

But seriously people this is a large group of stoners and what good would a large group of stoners be without the guy who sits there saying retarded shit and geeking out at himself as everybody stares at him going ".....okay...."? The world would be better without that person, but he does exist and unfortunatly he is me tonight.

I apoligize for any pain and/or suffering I may have caused anyone. :eek:

[Bman719]

... Satovan, that serious reatartedness makes the state we live in look like a bunch of morons who aren't funny.... I should slap you shitless man.... I want 10 minutes of being ripped back, and I suggest you stop smoking weed... the post you made was one of the biggest wastes of time i've ever had. (and as a stoner, i'd like to say that i waste quite a bit of time).... do us a favor, and drink some bleach, you can get high off of that shit.

PS: Seriously, drink the whole bottle.... you'll be ripped as a mother fucker :: rolls eyes :: watch the dumb son of a bitch try and do it after he just smoked a bowl...

[BalliN]

lol...

[Encatuse]

Hey yo. My friend hooked me up with five of these pills called X-LAX. He said its a lot like ecstacy. I looked in my medicing cabinet and found a whole box of X-LAX. Now I have 30 of them. My parents are fucking druggies. My dad eats a lot of fucking X-LAX. He also gave me $15 to weed the garden and I put it all in a pile and put it in a bag and stashed it in the garage. I think I have like a million ounces it's a pretty big bag. it's pretty good shit. I can't wait until it dries out. how much do you think I could sell a baggie of that for. also they sell herbs at the grocery store and I got that $15 so what kinda herbs should I buy. the same friend that sold me the x-lax told me cilantro is straight. I was thinking about buying some more soap bar but it doesn't really do anything for me, i've smoked fucking dove, ivory, and irish spring and it didn't really get me high, just a mild buzz. What kinda soapbar is the best? And do you have to be 18 to buy cilantro. peace

ps I don't do hard drugs like marijuana and heroin I only smoke weed

Dude! Don't eat x-lax. They're a a laxative and nothing like extacy, your friend is fucking with you. Your parents aren't druggies, but likely bullemics. ((Yes, bullemia can involve laxatives rather then making yourself throw up, but throwing up is a more common form))

Also, the weeds you picked in your garden are different from actual weed, and weed and marijuana are the same thing. You probably can't sell a baggie of it unless your friends are really dumb. Just throw the weeds out, you can't get high off em.

I don't know what cilantro is, but if you heard about it from the same guy who told you about the x-lax you probably shouldn't even bother. -shrugs-

And bars of soap isn't soapbar. Im not claiming you didn't get high or anything, but the mind is a powerful thing, so it was likely just placebo. Placebo doesn't mean it didn't happen, it just means it wasn't induced by the bars of soap you pointlessly smoked. Real soapbar is chav hash over in england, and probably gets you a similar high to when you smoked actual bars of soap. But dirtier feeling. Not because soap is clean ((though it is)) but more becasue soapbar is dirty as shit.

Anyway, don't start doing hard drugs. But marijuana and weed are the same thing.

[weedman7]

ps I don't do hard drugs like marijuana and heroin I only smoke weed[/QUOTE]


marijuanna and weed same thing an doyu have 200 post..... :eek:

[Satovan]

Seriously people, quit bitching. Just let the thread die if it pisses you off that much. I was only kidding and just happened to make an extremely bad joke. You can't tell me that every single on of you haven't done the same at one point in your life. Just chill.

[Encatuse]

His first post was such an obvious joke. I thought it was hilarious that I answered it seriously. But yeah, this thread should probably die. We shouldn't let it. Low quality threads make the world go round.

-laughs- Satovan, your joke wasn't extremely bad, it was extremely stoned. End of story. If people weren't as a whole lame, they would have taken your humor and grown it, expanded it, making a happy thread that evolved from stoned humor, to real humor.

I'm not saying I'm not lame, or that you aren't. But I'm saying that despite its lack of true humor, it was clever enough that this thread could have blossomed into something truly beautiful. ((or at least something people didn't regret looking at))

[NowhereMan]

ya know what
fuck em if they cant take a joke

jeesh
i saw the humor in it,
bored people do some seemingly odd things
like post here,

[SmokeyPotter]

Jesus, do any of you people have a sense of humor? I tell ya, some folks just need to relax and take a joke. He was totally being satirical of all the little dumb shits on this site (Can I GET FUCKED UP by EatINg thiS sHIt I fouND in my PArenT's MedicINE CabiNET??? LOL!!!!1111!!)

When I read the first post I was all, "WTF Mate?" but it became obvious that it was joke by about the 3 sentence. I appreciate your joke man :)