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Killa.Kali
07-18-2005, 05:20 PM
So I'm sittin after 2 bowls of nice cali-homegrown rollin around in my own head just chillin and bumpin some Kottonmouth Kings. I'm happy as can be off in never never land and next thing i hear is *knock knock* "Sheriff's department open up!"
****************BUZZZZZZZZZ KILLLLLLL*******************
I go open my door and they're sittin with their hands on their guns like they gonna take down Hannibal Lecter then one of em is like "your neighbor called us complaining about the noise, she says you woke her up with your music." I thought the dude was kiddin and so i laughed and started to shut the door and dude says "oh no son im serious can we come in?" I told him not unless hes got a warrant so he gives me a fuckin ticket...motherfucker gives me a ticket for a noise disturbance when i could barely hear my music at the front door haha
God damn i hate when cops get bored...gotta pick on the stoner...FIGHT THE POWA!!!
rastabill89
07-18-2005, 05:27 PM
how much was the ticket for?
Killa.Kali
07-18-2005, 05:28 PM
a mighty $60...how desperate must a cop get so he writes out a $60 ticket??
Nochowderforyou
07-18-2005, 05:37 PM
They had their guns drawn for a noise complaint? *sniff sniff* anyone else smell that?
nomadherbman
07-18-2005, 05:37 PM
dude id be more pissed at your fucking neighboor!!
Killa.Kali
07-18-2005, 05:42 PM
lol dont worry ill get him back, his mom has like 70 cats that run loose and shell fuckin kill herself if they got taken from her *mwhahaha*
and i didnt say they had guns drawn, i said they had their hands on their guns like on their holster, they dont usually do that unless they are scared...lol
Nochowderforyou
07-18-2005, 05:48 PM
and i didnt say they had guns drawn, i said they had their hands on their guns like on their holster, they dont usually do that unless they are scared...lol
Oh, I see now, I misunderstood. :D
rastabill89
07-18-2005, 05:50 PM
a mighty $60...how desperate must a cop get so he writes out a $60 ticket??
wow that fucking sucks, sorry dude
Killa.Kali
07-18-2005, 05:53 PM
lol dont sweat it theres always revenge against the system :D
Microsoft Certified
07-18-2005, 07:49 PM
the cat thing.
Microsoft Certified
07-18-2005, 07:57 PM
hhahahaha
throw a cup of piis on their door.]]=]
hhahahaha
Hydrizzle
07-18-2005, 07:59 PM
sounds to me like they were just responding to a call from your bitchy neighbor. Blame her, not the cops. Its not like they were just sitttin around and were like "hey lets go to some random dude's house and make up some shit about a noise disturbance.
Face it, old people for some reason LOVE to call the cops.
partyguy420
07-18-2005, 08:10 PM
yea. man call like the health depatment esp if at least 10 of those cats come in the house or if they shit in your back yard. or just get a handy lil pelte gun and shoot a few make them into hamburgars and hot dogs then invite her over for a BBQ. man i should do that with my neabhors dog.
ezjim
07-18-2005, 08:13 PM
So I'm sittin after 2 bowls of nice cali-homegrown rollin around in my own head just chillin and bumpin some Kottonmouth Kings. I'm happy as can be off in never never land and next thing i hear is *knock knock* "Sheriff's department open up!"
****************BUZZZZZZZZZ KILLLLLLL*******************
I go open my door and they're sittin with their hands on their guns like they gonna take down Hannibal Lecter then one of em is like "your neighbor called us complaining about the noise, she says you woke her up with your music." I thought the dude was kiddin and so i laughed and started to shut the door and dude says "oh no son im serious can we come in?" I told him not unless hes got a warrant so he gives me a fuckin ticket...motherfucker gives me a ticket for a noise disturbance when i could barely hear my music at the front door haha
God damn i hate when cops get bored...gotta pick on the stoner...FIGHT THE POWA!!!
some strategicly placed roofing nails near her car tires will even the score i would suggest doing it someplace like the corner store instaed of the place were you live so just keep a hand full in your car and next time you see her car parked at the store let er have it you should also be able to get the cops name off the ticket and from there maybe find his addy in the phone book i had problems with a cop neighbor a few years back and after he replaced about 3-4 tires he started to leave us alone good luck and sorry bout the ticket but i would not let them get away with this no god dang way
3 Sheets To The Wind
07-19-2005, 05:16 PM
Yeah, did it smell of weed? and do you think they could smell it at the front door?
If so, at least they didn't say anything about it
dokowitz4carbowski
07-19-2005, 05:24 PM
i would have crapped myself methinks!
Blame the neighbour, down with the neighbours!
Torog
07-20-2005, 11:30 AM
So I'm sittin after 2 bowls of nice cali-homegrown rollin around in my own head just chillin and bumpin some Kottonmouth Kings. I'm happy as can be off in never never land and next thing i hear is *knock knock* "Sheriff's department open up!"
****************BUZZZZZZZZZ KILLLLLLL*******************
I go open my door and they're sittin with their hands on their guns like they gonna take down Hannibal Lecter then one of em is like "your neighbor called us complaining about the noise, she says you woke her up with your music." I thought the dude was kiddin and so i laughed and started to shut the door and dude says "oh no son im serious can we come in?" I told him not unless hes got a warrant so he gives me a f*ckin ticket...motherf*cker gives me a ticket for a noise disturbance when i could barely hear my music at the front door haha
xxx xxxx i hate when cops get bored...gotta pick on the stoner...FIGHT THE POWA!!!Howdy KK,
Well I'll be daggumed ! Yet another classic example of a liberal mind-set ! But for you having your music turned up loud enuff to disturb your neighbor,you wouldn't have got the cops called on you.
I gotta tip for ya,git yerself some good headphones..then you can turn up the music as loud as you want ! Even if the cops smelled marijuana and didn't say anything,doesn't mean that they haven't made a mental note of it and they will lay in wait for a chance to bust ya..so you best lay low and be careful..don't make it easy for the cops.
As for your neighbor,it sounds like she's a cat hoarder and you would be justified in calling the SPCA and reporting her.
Have a good one ....
BalliN
07-20-2005, 12:30 PM
yea. man call like the health depatment esp if at least 10 of those cats come in the house or if they shit in your back yard. or just get a handy lil pelte gun and shoot a few make them into hamburgars and hot dogs then invite her over for a BBQ. man i should do that with my neabhors dog.
lol!...did u see that south park where cartman made that kid eat his parents? roflmao
mmmresin
07-20-2005, 01:30 PM
sounds to me like they were just responding to a call from your bitchy neighbor. Blame her, not the cops. Its not like they were just sitttin around and were like "hey lets go to some random dude's house and make up some shit about a noise disturbance.
Face it, old people for some reason LOVE to call the cops.
BE LUCKY THEY DIDNT BUST YOU FOR SMOKIN! thats happened before
highinspain
07-20-2005, 02:52 PM
Holy shit man The US is turning into a Police state its time to overthrow the Conservatives
If the music is to loud you are to old
Dont call more goverment agencies Kill the F****in cats, put em in a bag and drown the whole lot of em
Torog
07-20-2005, 02:55 PM
They had their guns drawn for a noise complaint? *sniff sniff* anyone else smell that?
Howdy Nochowder,
If you re-read the story,he says that the cops had their hands resting on the pistols..not drawn. When cops respond to a noise complaint or a domestic violence call,they don't know what's on the other side of the door and they would be smart to have their weapons ready for anything.
I once had a cop,pull his gun on me and my family,after I drove around a street construction barrier and a city employee said that I tried to run him over,I was drove slowly around the barrier and didn't even come that close to the city employee..I was taking my daughter to the bathroom at Jack-in-the-Box,and that's where the cops surrounded me and one of them pointed a gun at me..that was way out of line,in my opinion and pissed me off mightily..was the cop justified in drawing his weapon ? Maybe..but if you're a cop,you never know whom you will face and whether or not-they are armed..or dinged out on hard drugs or wasted on alcohol.
I find that the tactical approach of the cops,was somewhat lacking,one cop should have stood back out of the possible line of fire,in order to protect his partner better..but then,I'm a veteran,with a soldier's mind-set,and can't help but to think that way.
Have a good one .....
Dont call more goverment agencies Kill the F****in cats, put em in a bag and drown the whole lot of em
harsh!
unmeg
07-20-2005, 03:18 PM
Riverside Ca Sherriff department are known for thier illegal entry on holmes that they suspect Meth may be consumed or sold.I seen your pic bro they are gonna profile you now.Fight that Fucking Ticket,Go to court they probaly wont show.Take my advice beeing from Riverside and having a cop not like me(no names hahaha)they are mad that you did not give them entry & said the word warrant.you can bet that they are thinking of they can get access to your pad.Just a suggestion "get rid of the Dope" I mean dont get all paranoid,but keep an eye out for em.Their spy team is e-z to see they think they are smart,but we know better killa.
By the way when I cruise, can me meet at the cemmentary lmao
dont fuck with the cop caller to bad,just means another visit from the boys in green&brown
Killa.Kali
07-20-2005, 05:11 PM
Ya un i hear you lol they wouldnt find anything if they came in here even with a dog, i dont have anything in here haha I keep all my stash in the basement of my shed, and they have never searched it before :D Next time your gonna cruise over there let me know, ill see if i can meet ya over there for a smoke out :cool: I live on a col-de-sac at the very very end and not many strangers come up here its kinda hard to find, so new cars and random people walkin around will be easy to spot lol i can see me lookin like Spider Mike from SPUN all crazy lookin out the window "holy fuck is that the cops oh shit my bad thats a fly on the window"
Torog...its kinda funny to read soemone say to turn your music down, i had it the same volume since i went to sleep, and its not even high enough to make it to my front door, cops showed up my music was at the same volume as it was for the last 10+ hours. I spose youd also be one to say that people shouldnt be allowed to smoke in public either cuz somene might not like it, America man its a real bitch huh?
potheaduk
07-20-2005, 05:16 PM
ive said it before and ill say it again
the police are a bunch of wankers ................................glad to hear they wasn't after your crop.
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