Great Revenge

[spinner]

I'm looking to get back at someone real good. I already sent her name and address to the Jahovah's Witness I want to be a member website. That should make sure door bell rings at 7 am. :D Any ideas??

[ermitonto]

http://www.trojancondoms.com/freestuff/product/main.asp

Used that site on my friend's little sister one time (after he used it on my brother), with hilarious results!

[looseends]

get some of those magazine pull-outs and put her name and addy on it and make sure you check the "bill me later" box. make sure they're some mags she would be embarrassed to even talk about.

[unmeg]

sorry I think Karma is best revenge

[vicstar]

i wanna do it to my m8 lol but its only an american site

[SomeDude]

if you seek revenge on one person you still dig two graves.

That said, sending someone some magazines or making them get advertisements they don't want or condoms or the likes of that mentioned is pretty harmless--to the other person. Stewing and plotting about the other person and not getting over it is probaly bad for you.

Good living is the best revenge.

Anyway, do you have a gravel company around you? Maybe you can have a ton of pea sized gravel delivered to her front lawn, or manure for that matter. You can put a personal ad of her in the local sex personals and she would get all kinds of calls from perverts.

[ermitonto]

I agree that mulling over revenge for long periods of time is probably not healthy, but I find exacting a well-deserved act of revenge can help me get closure on a situation and put it behind me. I think karma is more of a sociological tendency towards justice than any inherent law of the universe. It requires people to correct injustices themselves rather than sit back and wait for bad things to eventually happen to the injust.

[spinner]

Well put ermit, great suggestions all. Maybe I should just superglue a dildo to her windshield :D

[LilRedDevil]

Well put ermit, great suggestions all. Maybe I should just superglue a dildo to her windshield :D

:D

Now your thinking! :D

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LilRedDevil]

Hey if you are gunna do it, make sure its something like this!

http://www.bighugedildos.com/SuperDuperDildo.html :eek:

ROFLAO!

[spinner]

I'll have it stick out like a nose

[Killa.Kali]

get him really drunk and take him to a tattoo shop, get a big penis tattooed on his back and then take him to the beach or a pool :D

[spinner]

that reminds me of dude where's my car. What does your tatoo say? SWEET, what does yours say? DUDE

[Killa.Kali]

ya but in the morning when he asks what it says tell him its like his name or something like that, hell go around bragging about his awesome tattoo for a few days before anyone tells him...haha thats awesome

[NoosaHeads]

This is nasty But i'll tell ya antways..:D..

You Need to find a fresh Steaming Dog turd.
and Load up all the underneath of her Car drivers side door Handle with shit.
(pack it up there reall good).
clean off all the evidence..
and when she Goes to get in her Dildo nosed Car She will aslo Get Fresh shit all Over her fingers and under her nails...:D...

[ermitonto]

Get some latex gloves first though...

[9ski9]

This is nasty But i'll tell ya antways..:D..
You Need to find a fresh Steaming Dog turd.
and Load up all the underneath of her Car drivers side door Handle with shit.

Hey, wow, small world---I did that a long time ago and it had greats results. I lived next to a Southern Baptist church that used to have loud, singing services late in the evening. People used to basically park us in and even park on our lawn sometimes. And they'd leave trash, too, which really pissed me off.

One night, I took some "fresh steaming dog turd" left by my Golden Retriever and rubbed the door handles of a half-dozen cars ON MY PROPERTY.

A little while later, people started filing out of church and climbed into their cars ON MY PROPERTY.

Then car interior lights all came on and you could see and hear people retching and barfing. Some in their cars.

What a shitty fucking thing I had done. Oh, well.

Thanks for reminding me.

Good luck, Spinner.

[Hydrizzle]

Take concrete mixture, and put it all over all the wheels of her car. Then, car no move!

[Ousted]

Like SomeDude said the best revenge is living well.

Nothing says "Im mad at you, I care, and I think about you constantly!" then getting revenge. Are you trying to feed this person's ego or do you really want to get back at the person?

If you really want to get to a person than act/be unaffected by them. I'll give you an example:

When my husband and I were dating we broke up for a little while (against my wishes) so to get him jealous I flaunted men I was dating in front of him. His reaction? "Glad you're having fun." or "It's nice you're getting out there meeting people." Always with a pleasant smile. He was not going to let me get the best of him or show that he was jealous. I was furious.
I wanted him to get jealous! Scream, yell, beat somebody up, or flaunt another woman in my face. At least then I would know he cared and I would have felt important. His indifference infuriated me more than had he had a bad reaction.

I found out later when we got back together that he was very jealous, but he said he was not going to let me know that. And he did a damn good job of not letting me know.

Anyway, I reinterate - Do you want this person to feel that they must be important to you...or unimportant to you? A bad reaction to whatever they have done to you will only feed their ego and what's really likely is they'll find you laughable and/or sad. It absolutely won't make them feel that they've been put in their place. No matter what great revenge you come up with.
Seriously, live well.

Just my 2 cents.

[NoosaHeads]

Wow girl Thats the most common sence I have heard from a stoner..:)

[BalliN]

Hey, wow, small world---I did that a long time ago and it had greats results. I lived next to a Southern Baptist church that used to have loud, singing services late in the evening. People used to basically park us in and even park on our lawn sometimes. And they'd leave trash, too, which really pissed me off.

One night, I took some "fresh steaming dog turd" left by my Golden Retriever and rubbed the door handles of a half-dozen cars ON MY PROPERTY.

A little while later, people started filing out of church and climbed into their cars ON MY PROPERTY.

Then car interior lights all came on and you could see and hear people retching and barfing. Some in their cars.

What a shitty fucking thing I had done. Oh, well.

Thanks for reminding me.

Good luck, Spinner.


rofl

[LilRedDevil]

Spinner,

Be sure to snap some pics of the car when you are done!

Hehehehehe :)