being high at work...

[FortyTwoTimesTen]

...sucks. Yep, I just had my lunch break and I smoked a few bowls of some Peak. Not enough to get me really high but I have a fat head change off it. Anyway I have a boring ass computer job and it suuucks being high at work. You can't just chill and enjoy you gotta do shit and deal with annoying co-workers. Anyone have a job they like to be high for?

by the way, sorry if this is really random for my first post but o well. Nice to meet yall.

[koshea]

i work at a resturaunt its great bein high i just grub and do my dutys

[ezjim]

yes im a carpenter and i love getting stoned at work not because i hate my job [ i love it] but because i like playing with power tools and listning to music and these are fun activitys for me so getting high just makes all the better i usually get to work alone so i can crank up some tunes and catch a buzz and then just have at it.. i have also noticed that when im high my cuts are cleaner and i produce a better finished product and can get more done than when im not smoking .. btw im sorry you hate your job dude if you want to switch we are really busy this year and could use a couple helpers

[greenguy]

Yep...I work for parks and recreation

[SweetCheeba69]

Nothing better than being Increadibly Toasty @ work. People wonder why I am always in a good mood.

[Lily420]

I dont go to work high because if someone notices im in trouble.
And because that'd be boring.

[naturalmystic]

I dont go to work high because if someone notices im in trouble.
And because that'd be boring.


Same here. I sit at a computer, calling people. So it wouldn't be a good idea.

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

Well, I used to work at this place in a kitchen as a cook..hehe it was great..When days were hard I'd go outside to smoke a cig and sneak behind the dumpster and smoke a bowl. One time this girl came up,and I didn't even hear her. She sat beside me,and I looked over and was like oh shit,she smiled and said"Can I?"And I was like...haha sure...so we got stoned together, went back into work,and then we didn't feel like doing shit all day after that. We just kind of did what we had too,and we kept talking finally on our other break, We got a big plate full of food and downed every bit of it...And my boss came back to the break room,and was like "Are you too hungry?"and I was like.."Yea I have the serious munchies.."And she was like"huh?"and the girl was like"We haven't ate all day"

So that is what happens to people who get stoned in a kitchen.....great story huh?!:)

[greenguy]

I used to tend bar and customers loved it when I was stoned...only prob was by the end of the night I was totally wiped out

[ezjim]

Well, I used to work at this place in a kitchen as a cook..hehe it was great..When days were hard I'd go outside to smoke a cig and sneak behind the dumpster and smoke a bowl. One time this girl came up,and I didn't even hear her. She sat beside me,and I looked over and was like oh shit,she smiled and said"Can I?"And I was like...haha sure...so we got stoned together, went back into work,and then we didn't feel like doing shit all day after that. We just kind of did what we had too,and we kept talking finally on our other break, We got a big plate full of food and downed every bit of it...And my boss came back to the break room,and was like "Are you too hungry?"and I was like.."Yea I have the serious munchies.."And she was like"huh?"and the girl was like"We haven't ate all day"

So that is what happens to people who get stoned in a kitchen.....great story huh?!:)
yes it was a good story resturants are fun to get high in.. we used to repair the ventalation hoods and exaust fans and the fire extinguisher systems in resturants when i was younger... so we'd be in there at night to work while the places were closed and every time we got stoned we'd wind up raiding the food coolers and cooking up massive amounts of food ...one night they locked the bar so we couldnt get in it so we removed the whole door poured some pitchers and replaced the door.. but got caught by our boss when he decided to just drop in and check up on us

[Ganj]

i work at a resturaunt its great bein high i just grub and do my dutys

thats how you do it. when i had a job i would go into work stoned and just grub down on some pretzels or something...when i had a job. it's a fucked up situation, i'm not even going to get into it.

[KronicKyla]

I used to work at this place called princess auto. its kinda like home depot and canadian tire. well anyways i hated my job so i got baked all the time at lunch....as time went on i got a new person to work with in my section and he used to smoke pot, we used to make dates of just going out for lunch and smoking dope......moral of the story is I give smoking dope at work 2 thumbs up!!

[brrg744]

i work at a ice cream store and im friends with all the ppl there and we all smoke pot so im always high. i take like 3 smokebreaks in a period of 5 hours. We get all teh freee ice cream so food aint a problem.

[OreO]

i work as a delivery guy at dominos and boy is smoking fun at my job, atleast half the people thatt work there smoke and i get free pizza. Its great all great people

[Lily420]

My step dad owns a shop that sells suits and ties, really nice stuff and we're cheaper than mens warhouse. Selling ties and suits...isent my dream job but i get paid 30 bucks a day...buys me weed for when school starts again :D

[spliffstar22]

I work at an auto wrecking place, my job is to drive in a golf cart and pick parts off shelves that the customers ask for in the front, and take it to them. I get high all the fuckin time at work, i leave the gate and smoke a fat blunt to myself sometimes. But it's way more fun when you get high with someone from work. Even if they don't work directly with you, whenever you see them, and you know your both high, you both burst out laughing, and people think your fuckin lunatics lol, if they only knew....lol

[Mello.as.Hello]

I work in the stockroom at a posh mall shop. Toasty...

[dooman]

i surf the net 8 hours a day for $18/hr and im stoned 24/7 at work lol

im actually on the 7th month of a 8 month work term through my college (i finsihed 2 years so far Business:Computer Information Systems)

anyways, im a database developer, and all i do is surf the net and it gets very very very boring, so i have to come to work ripped :)

[SweetCheeba69]

I work in an Office verifying Insurance all day. Totally boring. I have to brighten up my day somehow. Why not visit with Mary Jane.

[looseends]

i loved getting baked and going to work. it's the only way i could be productive during the day. especially when i was working as a waitress.

[Chillocybin]

I work at a nice golf club and get stoned sometimes when I have to pick the driving range... I just smoke then drive the picker around listening to my iPod. Fun stuff! I don't have to deal with anyone either.

[BCEasy]

I used to have a steam cleaning job. It was mostly for restaurants ventilation systems (shitty work) so we would be there at night when no one was around. my coworker and I would get soo ripped and then go into work. munching out on whatever food was available. I think we did a poorer job when stoned cause we just didn't care and the boss wasn't there. But it was certainly more enjoyable.

Now I work at a grocery store as a garden center clerk and I hate going to work stoned. I find its harder to talk to customers and coworkers when I am. There are soo many people at the store and I guess I get a little paranoid.