View Full Version : Brad Pitt has malaria
motahead
07-13-2005, 04:02 AM
I guess it's karma for cheating on Jenny with Angie.
That Angie she's a temptress alright.
Jenny call me babe..
Angie you too..since Brad is all ill.
ezjim
07-13-2005, 04:53 AM
that reminds me of the story i saw about our pesident select he's having his penis removed this week .... cheney said it had to go if it wouldnt stop hanging to the left
Killa.Kali
07-13-2005, 04:54 AM
awww :( thats not that bad...i wish he got crabs and his arms fell off so he couldnt scratch haha
Kanna Bish
07-13-2005, 05:23 AM
yeah I hope he dies or something
3 Sheets To The Wind
07-13-2005, 11:00 AM
Lol, he was good in Snatch and Fight Club:) haha
looseends
07-13-2005, 02:58 PM
sounds like what goes around comes around to me. oh well. NEXT!!!!
amsterdam
07-13-2005, 03:01 PM
dont hate the player,hate the game.
Encatuse
07-13-2005, 06:21 PM
dont hate the player,hate the game.
Well said. Angie is the hottest woman in the world, who can blame him? If I had the opportunity to bang two of the hottest women in the world, I can't lie and say I wouldn't. And they're adopting a little ethiopia boy.
amsterdam
07-13-2005, 06:21 PM
with aids.
mlleyeuxbleus
07-13-2005, 11:11 PM
From what I understand, the child is an AIDS orphan...meaning that the parents are now dead from AIDS, not that the child itself has AIDS.
Angie's definitely getting a bad rap as a temptress, but she's not only super-hot, she has this sortof unconventional quality that creates a very magnetic draw. I tried for awhile to think of her as 'bad' for stealing Brad away, but I just can't stay mad at her for long, lol. I mean, with all her faults & transgressions, she *is* a goodwill ambassador to the UN & all that! I guess she's just muddling through stuff as it happens, the same as any of us.
I do really agree with Jon Stewart, who mentioned on his Daily Show that if Angelina is truly serious about saving the world, she's gonna have to *bleep* us all! Think about it, Brad with Jen just lived a normal life... now he hooks up with Ang & is all about ending world hunger. Hmmm. I'm willing to volunteer; for the sake of hunger, people! ;)
NowhereMan
07-14-2005, 04:21 PM
awww :( thats not that bad...i wish he got crabs and his arms fell off so he couldnt scratch haha
that was funny,crude but funny
i think who cares what brad pitt does?
i sure dont
does he support legalization?
if not
fuck him
maryjanemama
07-14-2005, 05:19 PM
Am I the only person on the planet that Angelina does nothing for sexually? I think I am. I think it's great that Brad is becoming a better person after leaving Jen. As far as him cheating, I don't care, they didn't have kids, and he's on to better causes. He and Angelina are trying to save starving children, who gives a rat's ass about the chick from Friends? Let her worry about counting her carbs and her millions, I'm sure there's another Hollywood stud right around the corner for her.
amsterdam
07-14-2005, 05:25 PM
angelina comes across as white trash but atleast she puts her money where her mouth is.
motahead
07-14-2005, 05:31 PM
Brad has viral meningitis NOT malaria.
The kid does NOT have aids, parents did that's why it's an orphan.
Jenny did NOT call me.
Angie did NOT either.
:confused:
Red Bacon
07-14-2005, 05:34 PM
He only has a very mild form of Meningitis and is currently at home and in FINE.
Toffee
07-14-2005, 05:34 PM
hHhAHAHA
Edgar
07-14-2005, 08:10 PM
i think who cares what brad pitt does?
i sure dont
does he support legalization?
if not
fuck him
My sentiments exactly.
Lily420
07-14-2005, 11:20 PM
we're gunna be hearing about this 20 years from now....and so is he lol
Lily420
07-15-2005, 06:21 AM
im a dumbass...................^ when the fuck did i write that? O_O
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