I want a M.I.L.F. [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

muncheemama

07-12-2005, 12:04 AM

get married, have a couple of kids, Thats all the MILF youll ever need. Dont steal someone elses....They work hard to create this MILF that you talk about. We're talking years of invested time and money to form this perfectly aged woman that can cook up a pot roast when the boss comes over for dinner, and then do a strip tease to some cheesy AC/DC tunes later that night...It's a beautiful balance of class and experience...

Ganj

07-12-2005, 12:13 AM

sounds good...not ready to commit though. it's ok, theres milfs out there looking for the young meat.

DonnieDarko

07-13-2005, 07:59 PM

xReLiNqUiShLoVe

07-13-2005, 09:49 PM

I still don't get the MILF obsession.. I asked one of my friends and he said "its a guy thing"

But I still want to know, lol.
What's hot about the idea of boning someone's mom?

I wouldn't fuck a 15 year old guy with a kid, let alone a 40 year old woman with 3.

(I'm bi)

Smokey McPot

07-13-2005, 10:47 PM

its not the fact that a milf has a kid, its just the fact that its a hot older woman.

colton

07-13-2005, 11:23 PM

women are like a fine wine!!!
better when matured!!!

xReLiNqUiShLoVe

07-14-2005, 01:01 AM

Idk I actually know a few guys who want MILFs BECAUSE they have kids.. I don't get it lol that's sick to me idk it's ok to bone someone with a kid, but not because they have a kid

infamousg8845

07-14-2005, 01:07 AM

my girlfriends mom is hot... so i figured in the future i wont have to worry at all....

bongo

07-14-2005, 11:52 AM

my girlfriends mom is hot... so i figured in the future i wont have to worry at all....
good for you! let us know how it goes in about 10 years.

Marijuana Guru420

07-14-2005, 12:03 PM

Hmmm, I'm thinking of one in particular...hehe

professer evil

07-14-2005, 03:51 PM

people who have affairs with milfs deserve to be shot,if i was married and had a lovely looking milf of a wife and was happy in love and shit and some little shitbag was bangin here on the side then i wouldnt be bothered about goin to jail,id torture the two of the cunts.
watever about tellin the kids i just fucked your mother,say that to my kids and ur lifes over(i dont have kids but if i did)

firsttimefarmer

07-14-2005, 04:55 PM

excuse my ignorance but what the fuck is a MILF? I swear the language is different on either side of the pond

maryjanemama

07-14-2005, 05:11 PM

excuse my ignorance but what the fuck is a MILF? I
swear the language is different on either side of the pond
M- Moms
I- I'd
L- Like (to)
F- Fuck

I think it became a popular term in the US around the time that Demi Moore started dating Ashton Kutcher.

rajking86

07-14-2005, 09:12 PM

shit i heard that way back when american pie 1 came out

aND IT WAS

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
= MILF

Breukelen advocaat

07-14-2005, 10:55 PM

If they've had kids, they are usually stretched out, and believe me, it's nothing to write home about. I'm happily married now, & we have no kids. But, if I were single, I wouldnâ??t mess around anymore with ones that have, had or want, kids. A nice, tight fit is best (not TOO tight, though).

You don't want to deal with their brats, either. If you're just looking for fun, you want someone with no responsibility or cares.

maryjanemama

07-14-2005, 11:11 PM

shit i heard that way back when american pie 1 came out

aND IT WAS

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
= MILF
You're probably right, I've never seen American Pie. I really don't think it matters if it's Mother or Mom or whatever, the point is still the same.

BA, that sir is bullshit. That "stretched out" nonsense. It's a muscle, it's helps push the baby out, after the birth, the muscle goes back to normal. If what you said is true, every time you moved your muscles would start sagging. Der.

9ski9

07-14-2005, 11:23 PM

That "stretched out" nonsense.
Yeah, but it's scary as hell for a guy to witness that big human head popping out...like how the heck is that ever going to be fun again?

Eh, but it is.

And, MJM, will you for Christ's sake go rent American Pie? It's worth it just to see Shannon Elizabeth's boobs.

BalliN

07-14-2005, 11:55 PM

1 of my friends mom's is definitly a 10/10 ..she had him when she was like 16-17 so ive been wanting to bang her since like the 5th grade ...omg shes so hot..and her daughter is hot..and 1 year younger...if i nail them both i would die a happy man

Breukelen advocaat

07-15-2005, 12:29 AM

BA, that sir is bullshit. That "stretched out" nonsense. It's a muscle, it's helps push the baby out, after the birth, the muscle goes back to normal. If what you said is true, every time you moved your muscles would start sagging. Der.

This is just my personal experience.
I didn't get married till my early 40's. Before marriage, I had girlfriends ranging from their teens (when I was a teen) through (later) their mid-50's. My observations about sex with women that have had, vs. not having, children is based solely on my personal experiences - that's all. I did not have sex with any women "before and after" they had children, so I cannot compare that way. It seemed like there was a lot more room in the mothers' vaginas. My member is not small, so that isn't the reason I have this impression. Maybe its just coincidences - and I certainly don't claim it's a scientific or medical fact.

naturalmystic

07-15-2005, 01:16 PM

professer evil

07-15-2005, 02:19 PM

never mind older women you need to get a life

IrieAllie

07-15-2005, 07:58 PM

Welcome to my world ladies and gents. My fetish is older woman. It's not that the woman has had kids, in fact, she doesn't even need to have had them. I just want an older woman. Think Animal House, when otter hooks up with the Dean's wife.

That was classic. LOL The two of them fondling zucchinis (or was it cucumbers). Three's nothing wrong with liking MILFS anyhow...

Some MILFS dig the younger guys, too...and I am not talking 13 year olds! LOL

In some off distant land, I would go snatch me a 19-20 year old, and teach him "stuff". Shit...I KNEW I shouldn't post when high,,,, :rolleyes:

naturalmystic

07-15-2005, 08:39 PM

never mind older women you need to get a life

Elaborate on that one.

IrieAllie

07-15-2005, 08:47 PM

Elaborate on that one.

yeah...please do elaborate. Being an "older woman" (35)...

Curious what you find gross. Demi Moore? Madonna? Yeah, man, we are FOUL.

TasteTheRainbow

07-15-2005, 09:02 PM

I don't think he's dissing MILF's, just someone wanting one maybe?

IrieAllie

07-15-2005, 09:04 PM

I don't think he's dissing MILF's, just someone wanting one maybe?

Honey, I'm stoned. :D I couldn't BEGIN to decipher what anyone is meaning right now!!! I wanna be a MILF, dammit. I wanna be like Stiffler's mom!!!! :p

TasteTheRainbow

07-15-2005, 09:11 PM

Girl trust me, I've seen your pics and you are an honest-to-God MILF. :D

IrieAllie

07-15-2005, 09:32 PM

Girl trust me, I've seen your pics and you are an honest-to-God MILF. :D

I love you girl. You need to come here to visit, and boost my self-esteem :D

maryjanemama

07-15-2005, 10:14 PM

I'm not sure about younger men, maybe 5 or 6 years, but anyone younger than that and I would feel kind of weird. Even in my fantasies the men are usually much older, like the Anthony Keidis ones, and he's 44. What does this have to do with anything? I have no idea but I feel like talking about Anthony Keidis and how I want to smear ripe peaches all over him and lick them off........

IA, when the hell are you moving back to PA? I sense we can cause a lot of trouble you and I....start saving for bail!! :D

"Shut up, Anthony!!" Christ!! You wouldn't think a rock star would turn into such a big baby just because you kidnap him and tie him up in the basement. Sheesh. :rolleyes: Now he's yelling for help....AGAIN....I'd better go tighten the gag.

IrieAllie

07-15-2005, 10:39 PM

[QUOTE=maryjanemama]IA, when the hell are you moving back to PA? I sense we can cause a lot of trouble you and I....start saving for bail!! :D

I LOVE the idea, MJM. Workin DAMN hard to find my man a PA job. Do you camp? LOL

slipknotpsycho

07-15-2005, 10:47 PM

Yeah, but it's scary as hell for a guy to witness that big human head popping out...like how the heck is that ever going to be fun again?

Eh, but it is.

And, MJM, will you for Christ's sake go rent American Pie? It's worth it just to see Shannon Elizabeth's boobs.
tell me about it, i had the "joy" of watching my son come out.....omg there is so much blood you'd think they'd bleed to death.

Breukelen advocaat

07-15-2005, 11:44 PM

tell me about it, i had the "joy" of watching my son come out.....omg there is so much blood you'd think they'd bleed to death.

I read somewhere that women do not "remember" the pain that childbirth brings - it had something to do with a chemical in their brains. I do NOT take this as fact, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were true.

Men who watch, on the other hand, have to vicariously experience this painful physical and emotional trauma without the benefit of "forgetting" the details.

I don't have kids, but if I did father one, I'd be out in the waiting room during the births like our male forefathers did. Some things are better left to the imagination. :(

poorman3

07-16-2005, 06:19 AM

Older women are beautiful lovers, Older women are beautiful freinds!

I`ve been around some, and have discovered, Older women know how to please a man. :D

slipknotpsycho

07-16-2005, 03:53 PM

I read somewhere that women do not "remember" the pain that childbirth brings - it had something to do with a chemical in their brains. I do NOT take this as fact, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were true.

Men who watch, on the other hand, have to vicariously experience this painful physical and emotional trauma without the benefit of "forgetting" the details.

I don't have kids, but if I did father one, I'd be out in the waiting room during the births like our male forefathers did. Some things are better left to the imagination. :(
according to my wife, she still remembers every bit of the pain.....but then again due to fucked up doctors that didnt' know what they were doing she was in labor for 27 hours and didn't get an epidural until close to 9 cm dialation (supposed to get it at 5 or something) that was around an extra 4 or 5 hours of excrutiating pain

rajking86

07-16-2005, 04:11 PM

I'm 18, my girl is 24, it's perfect.

Smokey McPot

07-17-2005, 04:55 PM

That was classic. LOL The two of them fondling zucchinis (or was it cucumbers). Three's nothing wrong with liking MILFS anyhow...

Some MILFS dig the younger guys, too...and I am not talking 13 year olds! LOL

In some off distant land, I would go snatch me a 19-20 year old, and teach him "stuff". Shit...I KNEW I shouldn't post when high,,,, :rolleyes:

Im 19 and your the milf ive been lookin for (ive seen the picture of your nice ass) plus you smoke. We should hook up maybe smoke a J and maybe have some sex. ha ha

maryjanemama

07-17-2005, 06:58 PM

Im 19 and your the milf ive been lookin for (ive seen the picture of your nice ass) plus you smoke. We should hook up maybe smoke a J and maybe have some sex. ha ha
Hey, Allie, is this what you were talking about in the Cafe? Lol :p

spliffstar22

07-18-2005, 02:13 PM

I fucked a milf once. Well not a milf, just a really hot older women. This was last year, I was waiting for a friend in a catwalk, so i was smoking a one-paper, and this hot 25 yr old walked up to me, and asked for a lighter. I thought she was gonna pull out a cigarette, but she pulls out a blunt. I was trippin the fuck out. So we sit down, I give her a 1-2 on my spliff, and she keeps sending the blunt in rotation. So we start talking. She asked me the regular, what's your age, shit like that. I told her 19, i had a little goatee goin on lol She bought it, and asked me if I wanted to come over. I did, and we fucked for like 2 hours, best fuck of my life so far. I don't know if she was really high and horny, or if she really wanted to fuck, but it doesn't matter lol

IrieAllie

07-18-2005, 08:18 PM

Im 19 and your the milf ive been lookin for (ive seen the picture of your nice ass) plus you smoke. We should hook up maybe smoke a J and maybe have some sex. ha ha

Damn! I am stoned right now, and am flattered!!!!! Baby, you just made my day...well, you and the weed.

IrieAllie

07-18-2005, 08:19 PM

Hey, Allie, is this what you were talking about in the Cafe? Lol :p

Hey, MJ....I will take the compliments (or solicitations ;) ) any time I can get 'em!

chillstoner420

07-18-2005, 09:05 PM

man, i think everyguy likes MILFS. i know i do haha. theres nothing better than a hot older woman

Smokey McPot

07-19-2005, 03:43 AM

^ FO SHO

ontariogrower

07-19-2005, 04:16 AM

I wouldn't want to fuck a MILF lol.......fuck that man. I don't want old used pussy. I prefer the young hot pussy. My woman has a hot 18 year old pussy, it rocks! Fuck that old shit. I fucked a mother once but her kid kept walking in as i was eating her pussy! so it was sick.

ontariogrower

07-19-2005, 04:27 AM

Birth is fucking nasty. This huge nasty placenta thing comes flying out and it looks basically like a big fucking demented brain. It's sick. It's like an alien or something. Birth has always made me sick. I would never want to watch that shit. Women are nasty as hell. They are the dirtiest creatures ever and they should all be locked up in cages! muahahaha......no i'm just kidding. But they are nasty in some ways. even their parts are nasty and full of bacteria. They are goofy looking too with their big boobies and their funny looking cunts. Oh well. lol.....women are hot.but fuck man! that placenta thing is nasty as hell. It's like 10 lbs of hamburger meat and it stinks like shit.

maryjanemama

07-19-2005, 01:20 PM

Yeah, ontariogrower, I really believe you're getting laid. :p I'd be willing to bet that the odds of you actually ever witnessing birth are slim to none because you would actually have to have sex in the first place.

The 18 year old blow up doll in your uncles closet DOES NOT count.

naturalmystic

07-20-2005, 12:10 AM

"Hey what do you guys like better...nurse or cheerleader....."

"Hi Frank, nice doll you got there."

"Yeah thanks, she's ok."

firsttimefarmer

07-29-2005, 03:50 PM

M- Moms
I- I'd
L- Like (to)
F- Fuck

I think it became a popular term in the US around the time that Demi Moore started dating Ashton Kutcher.

over her we would call a milf a "YUMMY MUMMY" same difference really. :)

Fattie

07-29-2005, 07:18 PM

havent ready any of the posts, but i just saw the title and was like hell yeah so its worth a post.

DrHarry

12-17-2005, 04:31 AM

Hey Breukelen advocaat
Is the reason you thing it is "stretched out"
You have to have enough in the first place, I'm not saying that you have a little one
because I don't know you BUT must guys say that because they don't carry a big enough stick to hit a home run.
Women lie Size makes a difference,
Mr Smoky Mcpot just think of it as your nailing future MILF's they are going to grow up and be Mom's someday to.
Enough said.

Forever Your Girl (Frankie Foncett Mix) - 1990

siSTARindigo

01-07-2006, 12:31 AM

You would think that having kids would make you larger, but I had a 10 1/2 lbs baby naturally, and sex with my husband has been somewhat painful ever since. My son is now 3, I have been to the doctor, and everything down there is fine. And my hubby can't seem to get enough of it, so I am pretty sure that I have "tightened back up". Either my hubby got bigger or I got tighter.

If the girl is doin her kegels, she will tighten right back up :P

beachguy in thongs

01-07-2006, 01:05 AM

I want a H.C.I.L.F.

jacquelyne

01-12-2006, 01:28 AM

well obviously you sleep with big fat lazy women.I just had a baby 6 weeks ago and did pelvic floor exercises everytime i thought about them during pregnancy and after.Believe me it is as tight as it ever was even after my second baby.I had stitches even with this baby he was 6 1/2 pounds so not that big.Keep it in shape and it will stay good and look good.
If they've had kids, they are usually stretched out, and believe me, it's nothing to write home about. I'm happily married now, & we have no kids. But, if I were single, I wouldnâ??t mess around anymore with ones that have, had or want, kids. A nice, tight fit is best (not TOO tight, though).

You don't want to deal with their brats, either. If you're just looking for fun, you want someone with no responsibility or cares.

SneakerPimp

01-14-2006, 11:08 PM

MILFS, I use to be addicted myself.... Ive been with a wide variety, 1 kid, 2 kids and even up to 3 kids with a couple I dated.... They are great for humping, and most of course know what they are doing very well in that department, and the big azz titties are ALWAYS great as well! But remember, MILFS are for humping and recreational use only, you cant have a future with one unless you wanna take resposibilty on of some other MAN's children...
So USE with CAUTION my brothers! Im done with them, Im getting old so Im gonna stick to chicas with no kids, less problems and less drama and MORE time to HUMP!