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1e64102e
07-11-2005, 08:09 PM
If you don't post your favorite "Stoned-Stupid" story, or something equally humiliating!
Beeblebrox.420
07-11-2005, 08:11 PM
Can my cat have it? :D
partyguy420
07-11-2005, 08:16 PM
Beeblebrox.420 can my dog have your cat after your cat eats the hamster. if i can get the cat fat enough my dog will use it as a pillow
Beeblebrox.420
07-11-2005, 08:22 PM
Nah, she won't eat it. She has no idea they're food. She's a spoiled indoor cat, and all she'd do is smack it around a little. Kinda like a little automatic kitty toy. Heh.
1e64102e
07-11-2005, 09:01 PM
Nu-Uh. My hammy will kill those motherfuckers!
sugarmagnolia
07-11-2005, 09:10 PM
security at a concert two days ago took three joints out of my wallet.
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
07-11-2005, 10:33 PM
If you kill it.....can i watch?
rollinKansas
07-11-2005, 10:48 PM
I was pretty ripped one night and wen't into a 24/7 gasstation for food and pulled the glass door right into my face. but thats just one of the many stupid things i've done
Oli
07-11-2005, 10:53 PM
^^Haha

P.S. The hamster must die.
1e64102e
07-12-2005, 12:10 AM
Sir Hammy Hamalot of Squeakville is about to snuff out!
yocass
07-12-2005, 02:09 AM
well. This aint funny so donā??t ya dare laugh, Just another case bout the wrong path. lol anyways one night I was smokin my glass pipe on my third story balcony, leaning over and all. And.... ~sniffle~ well I killed mr pipey!!! it fell, and shattered all over. :(

since beebs cat doesnt want to eat the hamster, can I eat it?
supersonicchronic
07-12-2005, 02:11 AM
About a year ago I was being searched by the cops, and when he told me to empty my pockets I cupped over an 1/8th of some dank ass nugs and pulled my pockets out, talk about a close one. It was in Utah too, I can't imagine what those damn mormons would of done to me
420purplehaze420
07-12-2005, 04:07 AM
one time i was partying at my buddys place and i passed out in the wee hours of the mourning some one wrote on my forehead "will suck dick for $$" and then i woke in the early afternoon after a night of partyin so i went to go hit up the convenience store for a drink and and this really short old chinese man said i looked foolish so i was like ok?and i didnt find out until i got back up to the apartment and my friends were laughing histerically...