Memorable Bong & Joint Experiences

[1e64102e]

I wonder which lets you have a better time while smoking. Bongs aern't portable, but Jay's are. For some reason- perhaps because a joint was the first thing I smoked - I get higher off a J than a bong. I'm thinking of sticking only to J's; I also think bongs might be wasteful!

[TasteTheRainbow]

Joints are definitely more wasteful than bongs, but I get higher off of a J too. I've tried smoking the same amount out of a bong to no avail.

[naturalmystic]

I've recently been smoking J's more than anything. I love em so much.

[Hempamasta]

I'm more of a pipe and bong man myself.

[sheist]

ok.. i smoked out of a water bong once at college.. we made it out of a liquor bottle.. shit was huge... once i got out the room to walk down the hallway (trying to leave the dorm) i felt like i was in one of those broadway musical/movies (like Grease, and Westside Story) and had such a pimped out stride..

by the time I got up the hill (outside the dorm, going to another) i couldn't change location.. i would move, and everytime i blinked, i ended up back where i was before...

this was happenin for a longass time n so i figured i'd stare my way to the other building (that was a bitch).. i did make it... but i realized i went to the dorm for no reason... and thru all that time I was havin wierd illusions/flashbacks n shit, not sure wat to make of'm... i almost felt like i found out how i was living.. like the meaning to life or some shit.. i kno we jus live, and we can't figure out how we just stay alive (the bodily process).. i was afraid for my life, cus if i figured out how to live, i might fuck somethin up and stop the process n jus fall dead on the floor lol.. not sure if i should lol that part... lol

[Jim Morrison]

My favorite bong experience: I was at a party at my friends house and it was sunday night so we couldnt get alcohol.

So i said lets get some weed after exploring all possible ways to get some she finally calls some friends to sell us a $20 bag well it was more than a just 20$ worth such nice friends :) .

When they were gone we made a 2 liter bottle pipe and a 1 liter waterbong. They came back and we went up to her room and started on the bag. Packed the bottle pipe first and hit it the aluminum foil made the hits so harsh.

After a few hits on that i had enough with burning my throat so i pulled out the water bong we packed it & got so many big hits out of it 4 people started but one got paranoid when the girl whos room we were in (she wasnt smoking it which made the girl get more paranoid) said it might be laced (she misunderstood the person who sold it to her.) so her and her boyfriend left because she thought she was going to die. :rolleyes: I think it was her first dance with Mary Jane.

Me and the two others kept smoking and there was a lot of weed still left over so we said well do the rest when are high is gone. We went down stairs and put the weed on the little table and watched The Goonies fyi chunk & sloth were more than just friends :eek: . After the film we went upstairs to sleep. The next day one of the kids is gone and so is the weed wtf.

All in all it was a good session even though we got robbed see if i smoke with him again. :mad:

Damn what a long post.

[sheist]

after hearing about that 'bongs aren't portable...' i decided to make a bong out of a briefcase...

[Sentinel]

bongs are fun stuff

[Red Bacon]

I've never taken a hit out of a proper boing, just Js.

[ermitonto]

One time I hadn't toked for like a week and I came home and of course took a giant rip off my 3-footer as soon as I could. I guess my lungs weren't ready, and I puked all over myself.

Well, it was memorable...

And as for a memorable joint experience, one time during a Model OAS conference (sort of like a Model UN but for the OAS) for high school we had a 20 minute caucus to discuss all the political resolutions we were going to debate. Well, instead I ran back to the dorms we were staying in, grabbed my joint and a lighter, ran outside to a tree between a golf course and a river and smoked the whole thing, and ran back into the conference by the time the caucus was over. Then by some miracle we got to debate legalizing marijuana. :D

[silentbob9898]

lol thats fuckin cool man

[OR Freebird]

Two bong experiences come immerdiately to mind.

The first, when I was going away to college, I had a big duffle bag packed with clothes. In the middle of them was a 2 1/2 foot bong in its box. Just as we are about to leave my dad comes out with something and opens my bag and starts shoving it in ... he feels the box .... What's this? ... uh ... a box of cassette tapes? Oh, and he zips it up and off I go.

Later that year, I did my first hanging nose bong. The basics are you hang from your legs from the top bunk bed (preferably with someone holding your legs) and hang off the bed -- whilst hanging upside down on performs the hard to master one-handed-nose bong. Inhale ... wait ... when you wake up you thank god you had someone hold your feet, not that you'd have felt anything anyway.

Wat a rush! Anyway, sorry, no good joint stories (that I can remember)

[1e64102e]

Fuck, man. The first time I smoked outta a bong, I got ripped. We were hittin' the $90/8th dank, and I ate some chicken soup and spit 'da noodles all over myself. Laughed my ass of. I get bored with J so I switch; same goes for bongs.