Suprise Drug Test At Work

[TheGabester]

I'm a 50 yr. old 255lb. pot smoker and I smoke every day after work and sometimes before.I have been dieting and I started a 7 day liquid protien,fruit juice and water fast to kick this diet off (lost 8lbs.)Tommorow 7/9 is the last day of the fast. Here's my problem,the counter man at work stumbled on an email that they are going to drug test the week of invetory which is the 15th.Found this out on the 5th so I stopped,maybe they will maybe they won't.Can somebody please tell me how to get around this.

[Red King]

hmm.. It cant be that serious of a test so i don't think you will be watched. what you absolutely want to do if you take the test (even if you haven't smoked in a while) is mix in some warm water with your piss (make sure its still yellow at the very least) from the sink or toilit. This will help. But do some hard core reaserch on this topic through google and you can always find away to save the day.

[IamN2pot]

It is EXTREEMLY RARE for any employment test to be observed. Les than 1/10 of 1% are. SUbstituting a clean sample, at the proper temp, works 100% of the time. Synthetic urines are 100% effective and some are premixd and ready to just heat and pour. Read the substitution guidelines linked to in my signature, do some practice with a bottle of water and report back with any questions you have. As far as a substitute sample is concerned, my favorite is Quick Fix. I face random testing every day at work, as a CDL holder, so I never go to work with out a bottle of QF. Here is a link to it. http://www.urineluck.com/products/7.html
Hope that helps.
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[trippruss]

high times magazine advertises the urinator/whizzanator, it's a pouch that holds a clean sample & maintains the proper temps. works like a charm as long as you can find some clean urine. expensive, but it paid itself off first use. with you body size you will not be able to flush, sorry. if $ is an issue i've used a test tube in my sock to keep the temp right. r

[TheGabester]

I am not comfortable with a subsitute.One thing though, when the time comes he will say you got to go to quest and take a drug test. The first time this happened I went to GNC and got a bottle of this grape juice stuff I can't remember the name of it. Drank it waited 2hrs and took the test and passed but at that time I think I didn't smoke for about two and a half weeks.Does anyone think this will work with only a 5 to 8 day time span. More info please.

[nakedgunner]

just buy one of those things u drink and it cleans ur system

[IamN2pot]

I am not comfortable with a subsitute.One thing though, when the time comes he will say you got to go to quest and take a drug test. The first time this happened I went to GNC and got a bottle of this grape juice stuff I can't remember the name of it. Drank it waited 2hrs and took the test and passed but at that time I think I didn't smoke for about two and a half weeks.Does anyone think this will work with only a 5 to 8 day time span. More info please.
That product works on the principal of dilution. If you will have a couple hours to dilute yourself, and a minimum of 48 hours clean, then dilution is very (not 100%, but 90%+) effective. You can read dilution guidelines, also linked to in my signature, and if you have any more questions, I'll be happy to help.
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[High Voltage]

IamN2pot was right on with the urine luck link.

I use quick fix all the time, even at Quest. I've used it where they test the sample right in front of you and also where they send it away for testing, after the initial temperature check.

The bottle has a temperature gauge so you can be certain it will pass, and to heat it up it comes with a mini-heat pad to warm it up. In a press for time I have used warm water at a bathroom near the test site, and I have also put it on the dash while driving to the site. When it's right, then slip it in your shorts nice and close and walk in the door and pass their damn test.

[IamN2pot]

...and a cup of hot coffee will warm it up nicely too.
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[TheGabester]

Being the juice is more time sensitive and only90% guarenteed and I'm still on my diet burning fat cells(lost another 2lbs) I'll use the subsitute.One question though,if I keep the heat pad on it till I go in the bathroom will I have to worry about the tempiture being to hot? This is incase I have to wait when I get there with Temp at 100%.Your input is greatly appreciated. P.S. you guys are great THANKS

[IamN2pot]

if I keep the heat pad on it till I go in the bathroom will I have to worry about the tempiture being to hot?
Not likely, but you can always check the temp of your sub just before entering the collection site. The other alternitive is to just use body heat as I discribe in the substitution guidelines linked to in my signature. You may want to try using only body heat with a 2oz bottle and water as practice.
One last piece of advice. ALWAYS crotch the sample before entering the collection site. You may be ask to empty your pockets by the collector.
Keep us posted.
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[High Voltage]

The heat pad goes on the side opposite of the temperature gauge and you will definitely not want the pad on the side touching your skin because it is hot enough to have you squirming in the waiting room.

Also, you usually end up using only about half of the bottle so that it might still be enough for another test, heated up in a cup of coffee.
Just don't use my cup. ;)

[andruejaysin]

Daily smoker with little warning, you gotta give a fake sample, nothing else will work..

[Euphoric]

i'd be like..surprise! i quit! but thats just me...um..can i borrow some change? :D