DONT YOU HATE IT

[somebody someone]

people who go on and on about that AWESOME party they were at last night, when you didnt even ask!!

It annoys me soo much, when you dont even give a fuck what theyre talking about, but they go on and try to show off and shit, just because u wernt there or something similar, please tell me im not alone! IM SURE IT WAS SOOO FUCKING FUNNY... BUT NOT THE WAY YOU TELL IT

[bluntman420 08]

yah i know what yu mean i go to parties n stay by myself with my girl or sum1 else n i dont try to stand out

[Button Basher]

Whatever. I like to tell people about good parties I go to, I like to hear about others too. I'm not showing off, just telling them what they missed. What's wrong with that?

[Gothen]

A-FUCKIN'-MEN, MY BROTHER! I hate when people call just to tell me how wasted they got last night, how stoned they were, how cool it was, then at the end go, "So, got any bud?"

.....::throttles the life out of them like a little piggy::

[Gothen]

Button Masher, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with telling your experiences to friends. There are just certain people I know that do it on purpose.

I, too, will tell about MY midnight adventure to friends and shit, but I don't do it unless it's

A) A really good friend
B) It's me and some more people telling another good friend about the party


We don't do it to show off, yeah, but it's because we're friends. I have a friend who has called me three times in the past 4 days just to say, "I got stoned today." Because they get bud a lot easier than me because her boyfriend has a job. So, afterwards she'll just laugh and say nothing then go, 'So, you wanna smoke tonight?' "Sure!" is my reply, "Get some money."

"........WHAT THE FUCK!?" And now that I'm coming down with the honesty bug, this SAME fucking person has let me smoke her and hey boyfriend out a lot these past 4 months. But, this summer she and him have been over here almost EVERY.SINGLE.DAY smoking. I've smoked them out a lot, and now she EXPECTS me to give her a bowl to smoke when they leave.

I'm about done with said bitch. About a week ago I went in on a 20 with another friend. Well, we smoked about 5 bowls of it, and it was about 10:30 and I was just getting home. She calls me up at about 11 and says that they're going to be here in about 5 minutes, bring my weed. I do, I get in the car and the first thing she says is, "You better have more than a bowl!" I show them what I have (about 3 bowls total) and she says how I'm an asshole and how she's pissed off. I'm like, "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Then she has the audacity to say that me and my best friend have a very weed based relationship. My best friend has been with me since 6th grade, she's seriously helped me out when I wanted to kill myself, when I was depressed and hated life, when I had no friends she was my friend. She started me on pot. Anyway, this friend said that me and my best friend have a weed based relationship because everytime I get weed, I save at least 2 bowls for her.
My best friend wants to beat her ass now. The only time me and the bitch hang out is when we smoke, so, if anything, it's US who have the weed based relationship.

I HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST!!!! KTHXBYE!! =)

EDIT: Now I remember why I'm not allowed to tell her to go fuck herself. Her boyfriend is a really cool guy, and he's growing 30 plants. Of dank. I don't know if he was exaggerating, but he said he smoked a nugg of this stuff and he doesn't remember ANYTHING after taking the first hit. He just woke up 14 hours later. Anyway, she is going to be getting it for FREEEEE, which means I get to smoke it for FREEEEEE unless I'm buying some off of him. 10 bucks a joint is pretty steep down here, but, it's dank.
One plant was one week or so from flowering, and ready to cut and all that, well...they're dog got into the plant and broke the stem clear off from the base. By the time they saw it the next morning or whatever, the plant was completely dead.

[somebody someone]

wow dude that sounds harsh, but keep in there for the free bud!!

[w4terb0ng]

lol...yes i hate that shit too.

[ezjim]

thats why i spend time partying with my family not strangers and alleged friends who probably wouldnt walk across the street to piss on your head if you were on fire

[somebody someone]

good example, id like to think my friends would piss on me, every day of the year

[w4terb0ng]

hahaha...i pissed on a friend once. but he wasn't on fire.
he was passed out with his head in the toilet and i was so drunk i didn't even look.
i just walked in, whipped it out.... and then..
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!? YOU PISSSSSSSED ON ME...SDFS GJLSJALGJ SJFLASKJF"
and then more drunken ranting followed until he went back to sleep with his face still hanging in the toilet....over the piss soaked seat.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

meh, as long as its an interesting story and not just like I WAS FUCKED UP YEAH YEAH YEAH. lol i like hearing stories :D

[Nochowderforyou]

Yes, I know what you mean. I have a buddy who likes to phone me up and just talk for 20min straight about his night last night. I mean he goes into detail and shit..."Ya, I got some fine ass last night, she was so hot, she was so fuckin wet she left a big stain on my sheets...blah blah blah"...he goes on and on and on. I mean, he's a good guy and all, and I've known him for over 10yrs, but hes gotta learn to shut the fuck up sometimes. It's not that I'm an asshole, its just that I don't care.

[hardon]

what i hate even more than that are the people who act waaaay more fucked up than they are. like the people who smoke a bowl and sit there and go "dude...i can see bugs bunny standing in the corner..hes...hes TALKING TO ME!!!" thats usually when they get a remote to the side of the head. dumb little cunts. and while im ranting, i hate the little pricks that think they know it all, like the kid who says resin is nothing more than tar and it dont get ya high. or the kid who says if you put vodka in your bong itll get ya more fucked up (thc is alchy soluble...fuckface) god damn i hate people like that. anyways... i need a bowl.

[somebody someone]

yeah i read the first line of that and totaly agreed, right on, hardon

[Dick Justice]

Yeah I have to say, I dislike self-appointed experts a lot more than somebody who just rambles about a party or something. It's one thing to babble about something pointless, but I have a stitch about spreading false information or pretending to know what you don't.

But the fake-trippers bug me so bad, especially because they keep going about how messed up they are to make sure you notice. Those two are maybe the biggest party fouls, anybody who pulls that shit with me doesn't smoke with me again if I can help it