How cannabis saved my life

[MysmokeyChaimber]

Im sure most of you have heard about the recent attacks in london. Well today I was supposed to be in london on one of those trains. I was flying to london then taking the train to germany to save money, just last week I canceled because I was invitied on a trip to atlantic city for a month doing nothing but smoking and gambiling. Today one of the trains I was to take was rattled by an explosion, if i wasn't lured away from europe by cannabis, I very likely could have been killed

[st0n3r]

fate it is then.

[st0n3r]

by the way how do u kno it was YOUR train, the trains that blew up were part off the london underground metro system which run summit like every 10 minutes, so u cud of got any train not just a ''train at london, liverpool st station''

[somebody someone]

If i live right next to london, which i do... then i would say it is QUITE unlikely you would have been on one of those exact trains, st0n3r is v. correct, i mean sure dude it could have been you, but what about robert42, he lives in london, did he not have a greater chance of being injured?

[robert42]

lol hey somebody,

i actually had a interview at one of the buildings that was next to where the bus blew up, if i got the job i woulda been there today AND i woulda travelled there at the time the bombs went off. Luckily i couldnt take thejob as i was due srugery NOW THATS FATE :P

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Fuck the trains, i don't trust them, too many pick pockets and shit, and it gets cramped as a bastard

[robert42]

And it smells and very is dirty! Most of the black smoke was the Smog down in the tube.

[somebody someone]

i am a fan of the tube, i got to CAMDEN WOOOO YEAH MOTHER FUCKER< BUY SHROOMS AND BONGS AND BAGGY TROUSERS AND ALL THAT SHIT

[robert42]

Camden is crazy! I go up there sumtimes i liek it its a walk on the wild side lol

Its scary sometimes, theres that shop that blows bubbles all day i call them AIDS bubbles.

Big stoner place. The parks are v.dangerous full of crack heads and ppl shooting up.

[somebody someone]

haha yeah, have you ever spoken to one of the monks there? they steal your money! and the tramps, they are kinda creepy sometimes. Its so kool, u just have to take a step out the station and youve got dudes goin "skunk, weed, hash, draw..." then theres the drunken PUNKS, oh what a place...

[robert42]

I had a friend who was stabbed in camden last year for £3 and his bus pass.

Some man approached him asking him if he smoked skunk my friend said 'yes' but said he didnt have no money with him and he was on the way home, the guy then pulled out a knife and stabbed him in his leg and took his wallet which had £3 in and took his buspass. He was ok it was a minor wound.

Some people get desperate up there, lots of prozzy's! £10 gets you allot, make sure you wear 4 condoms tho DIRTY'NESS!

Few yrs ago sum nutter went round stabbin ppl with used syringes.

[Dick Justice]

Several years ago I moved to the United States, turns out that decision saved me from being in that Underground car, wowee, thanks fate!

[koshea]

cannabis did save my uncles life, he worked on the 37th floor of the WTC (not sure which tower) but instead of goin to work that day he faked sick and went to smoke weed and fish all day long, conicidentally he didnt have work for a while

[MysmokeyChaimber]

that's nothing my friend was once stabbed outside the gas station for one dollar and some change and a bag of dorito's, some mexian stabbed him right in the back

[Lily420]

How the attack on london effected me: My bud was late :(

[Toking with Jesus]

Cannabis saved your life?
That is indeed THE most amazing story I have ever heard! The story of how cannbis saved your life explodes with a surge of passion, undying love for mother Marijuana, and uncorruptable loyalty! Utter stroke of genius!
What exalted devotion you have for the affectionate cannabis of life.
Rather the contrary...what exalted magnificence cannabis has for you...enough to save your life!!!! As your life is Utopia...you are a prophet..your life is very important..for it changes the world for the better good! Rather on the contrary! Nevertheless....fine work!
I am telling my local church priest about this story as soon as he finishes molesting my brother in the confession room.
Perhaps I've had a sinful thought today...something pertaining to jack rabbits and peeled bananas so to speak...bah gentlemen!
Smoke on...
it's gonna save your life
it's gonna make you a better person
it's gonna keep you very active, destroy all laziness, and help your lungs stay pure!
Pardon me...but I am stoned at the moment :)

[hatlawer]

ive been crying for three minutes with my best friend over what you just said. that is THE FUNNIEST EVER ! tokin with jesus! you fucking rok. oar man i got a stitch.

[hatlawer]

These guys... oar. im almost speachless. What are these DELUDANOIDS thinking?!!!!!! if what they said was true it wasnt just weed that saved their life it would have to also have been>stupididty,laziness,the work of satan, the power of carma, luck, chance, fate, the work of god, the wallstreet crash, jj from goodtimes, riki lake, oprah, the da vinci philosiphies, the invention of the wheel, global warming, Help from the lead singer of duran duran and just about everything else fucking EVER! IDIOTS!!!
OK! wait. hold on. take the toast out of your shoes for a minute. Im SORRY. youre not idiots i take that back.
YOUR DELUDANOIDS!!!!
Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Thats RIGHT! Thats RIGHT BITCH ! DELUDANOIDS!

[motahead]

dude..I think your signature is a misquote.

It should be I'm Rick james bitch, ENJOY yourself. Not ignore yourself. FYI.

[hatlawer]

Have you seen Chappelles show?
dave chappelle?
its from a sketch: Charlie Murphys True Hollywood Stories
Chappelle was playing a younger rick james in a night club. and thats what he said to the girl on the left of him. thats all i know. is it from a rick james song?
on a completly different note
Wang chung are great! Remember them? EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT! everybody wang chung!

[hatlawer]

Oar ok. I see.
shit.
ok i see.
allright.
shit.

[Miss Green]

Im sure most of you have heard about the recent attacks in london. Well today I was supposed to be in london on one of those trains. I was flying to london then taking the train to germany to save money, just last week I canceled because I was invitied on a trip to atlantic city for a month doing nothing but smoking and gambiling. Today one of the trains I was to take was rattled by an explosion, if i wasn't lured away from europe by cannabis, I very likely could have been killed
You are so lucky that you weren't on that train!Well I spose that is fate for you.Sounds like a fantastic hoilday did you have a great time,smoking the good stuff and having a gamble? :) :eek: