Stoned Cat! ELVIS

[hatlawer]

I have a cat. its middle-aged and it has arthritis so its in a bit of discomfort all the time. can i get it stoned? can it die or O.D.?
I would really like anyone who reads his to lemme know if its safe and how much/how etc.
Is it bad for pets?
does anyone know how it affects cats?
do you give it to your pet?

Heres a pic of him... ELVIS PUSSLEY (he's lost weight since the photo...)
:p

Thanks everyone! :)

[Muggles]

I used to blow smoke in my cat's face... he would usually get the munchies and fall asleep... lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I've heard it doesn't harm the animal, and if they don't like it, they will walk/run away, also it's supposed to just make them hyperactive and shit
The way i think would work best (unless they can drag a joint of hit a pipe) is the get loads of smoke in your mouth and blow it into their face, but blow it out straight away so the THC doesn't absorb into you much:D

[Oli]

You could try mixing a little bud in with it's food.

[somebody someone]

haha in trailer park boys there was this lioness hooked on the cannabis! funny stuff, btw does anyone know what plants they used to substitute weed on that show? coz it looked real for sum parts

[w4terb0ng]

i had an absolutely TERRIFYING experience with getting a cat stoned. i hate cats anyway...but one day i decided to get my mom's cat high. i gave the fucker about 3 mouthfuls of smoke. when i blew it in his face, i cupped my hands around his head so the smoke would not escape and the cat would get the fullest effect possible. anyhow, about 5-10 minutes after it's last inhalation of the smoke....this fucker goes NUTS! i tried to pet the son of a bitch, and the paranoid little shit jumped about 2ft off the ground and started running all over the fucking place. when he calmed down a bit..i tried picking him up. BIG MISTAKE!!! the cat climbed from my arms, over my shoulder, and dug it's claws as deep as possible right into my back and hung there. i was wiggin out because this was causing intense pain and i couldn't reach the mother fucker to pull him off. my only option was to take a flying leap backwards into the wall and smash the bastard to get him to let go. after being sandwiched between me and the wall, he released and took off. in my opinion, if you get a cat stoned, you are asking for it. they are NOT very tame at all when stoned....at least not in my experience.

[Etrain]

That's some funny shit bong, I can just imagine that.

[Hydrizzle]

Nah, it would be cool for it to smoke. When I go to my buddie's house... here's our smokning crew:

Me and other humans.

14 year old cat, which likes to smoke

16 year old Chao, which LOVES to smoke.

Animals can handle the weed, just blow it in the cats face and if she turns away, then you'll know that she doesn't like it....


When the cat gets high, it immediately goes to sleep.... when the dog gets high it walks in endless circles and trys to bother the cat untill we kick it out.

[BlueCat]

I have a big fat old cat too. He loves the smell. My kitten actually gets up by my face sometimes when I am smoking......I don't think I would actually blow it in their nose or anything though.....

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My cats hate weed with a passion, whenever i have some and they're around, i'll put the open baggie by their nose so they smell it, but they always walk away licking their nose (like they do whenever they smell something) and i can't smoke indoors, so i haven't seen their reactions to burning weed, or blowing the smoke in their face.

[BlueCat]

I grow fresh catnip for my kitties....they just love it...I guess they are stoners too...lol

[Fattie]

I got a yorkshire terrier, doesnt like having to sit still to smoke it but will always come back for more. She gets hyperactive for about half an hour or so, depending on how much we gave her, and then fall asleep.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

I used to get my cats stoned all the time but they never really liked it but i did it anyways. Now ive stopped and my cat will come around once in awhile and just sit in the hotbox that is the basement :D lol. Especially when i take HUGE bong hits and then just blow them kinda his way, he just lays there and squints his eyes. Lol he doesnt like it if i blow it right in his face tho.

[w4terb0ng]

stoner cats are EVIL!!!
the purest form of evil....
i am warning you people!!!

[BlueCat]

Evil Stoner Cats......brahahahahaha :D

[hatlawer]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!