PDA

View Full Version : Stupid Stoner tricks



OR Freebird
07-06-2005, 08:01 PM
About 10 years back on the 4th of July, a roomate of mine decided he was going to blow off some dynamite caps he had stolen from a construction site (apparantly some time ago -- as they were sweating in his parents garage -- so the news stories say).

Anyway, while we're at a party partying, you here a couble REALLY loud booms. The 5th one was the kicker -- the dynamite was sweating, and as he lowered his match -- the flame jumped, instantly igniting the cap. !BOOM!

We had no idea anything happened (perhaps the sirens should have tipped us off - but we were in LA so ...) until the TV cut to a live coverage of some guy that had blown his hand off. They had pictures of the cops wandering the streets picking up fingers -- when suddenly someone says -- Hey, that's our house. Being stoners we all ran outside into the midst of commotion and throngs of cops.

Anyway, eventually he healed and used to punch people with his forarm butt. So I guess it had a happy ending. Though the police did take his dynamite (2 cases) and lighters.

Anyway, don't try this at home.

mynameismike0
07-06-2005, 08:04 PM
thats funny about you sitting inside like holy shit dude.... wait thats my house!!!

Anonymous
07-06-2005, 08:13 PM
damn u musta been baked

Dick Justice
07-06-2005, 08:20 PM
.........

Just reading that makes me wanna piss my pants.

4252
07-06-2005, 10:14 PM
Amateurs should not handle explosives. I'm always sorry to hear a story like this one. Is it true? If not, I know somebody who really did have this type of accident. Unofficial rule #1 is; don't handle less than it takes to kill you. All I have to say.

Except to mention that I've still got all my own parts.

42

OR Freebird
07-06-2005, 10:48 PM
Amateurs should not handle explosives. I'm always sorry to hear a story like this one. Is it true? If not, I know somebody who really did have this type of accident. Unofficial rule #1 is; don't handle less than it takes to kill you. All I have to say.

Except to mention that I've still got all my own parts.

42

It's true all right. Killed the whole party.

unmeg
07-06-2005, 11:26 PM
F en stoners ! LMAO

ezjim
07-07-2005, 12:03 AM
hope he didnt like to switch hands when he slaps his salami

hatlawer
07-07-2005, 08:40 AM
Poor idiot.
Explosives are fuckin dangerous and should simply be used by experts.
DYNAMITE?
hilarious!!!the whole story... Its like a cartoon.
LOL
:)

Lily420
07-07-2005, 08:43 AM
Lol Dont play with dynamite kids!!!

Kid Dynamite
07-07-2005, 09:31 AM
somebody said my name?

ho ho ho

Creeper
07-08-2005, 01:47 AM
My dads in the army and he told that one dude on his base was rigging up an explosive for a field exercise and stuck the blasting cap in his mouth while he was setting up the wires and he ended up setting it off and blowing his fuckin head off. No wonder you cant buy dynamite in stores anymore like you could in the 30's and shit.