Thought it was funny....

[IrieAllie]

Probably been posted before, but I came across it, and thought I'd post :)

You Know You're a Pothead When...

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herb and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[robert42]

LOL

Looks like ima pothead

[likemclever]

Ive read many versions of this and I still like reading them.

[daZenfmeister]

Lol on the Taco Bell one, I do that in a week even when I'm not stoned.

[looseends]

Well honey...I'm now official.

[IrieAllie]

Well honey...I'm now official.

I think we are all official! LOL Doesn't hurt to solidify it though!!!! :D

[BlueCat]

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
lmao....
then this one...You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

LOL they were all good... :D

[mynameismike0]

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

haha these are the ones that qualify me...

[Dick Justice]

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Well I think something like "US Blues" would make more sense.


Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Joke's on them, I don't have a vehicle!


Your bong is taller than your dog.

My dog is a basset hound, so he's only like a foot off the ground anyway.


It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You want it done the American way or you want it done right?


You set your wedding date for 4/20.

Pff, I set 4/20 for my wedding date! (:confused: )


You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

Pff, every hour. Gotta account for all the time zones!


You spent your last bit of money to score some herb and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

I would sell my car if I had one.


You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

Uhhh... not really, no.


You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

Actually, yes. I was proud of myself for such a good idea.


You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

If by Taco Bell you mean Burger King.


You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

I actually knew a kid who did this and made that same claim. Wonder if he saw this list..


You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Haha, yes, actually.


Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Well it's not exactly a huge fridge...


Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

That's why it's a good idea to buy paper plates. ;)


You sell your car for gas money

Not often.


You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

Don't smoke no baccy... unless it's WACKY!


You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Well, you don't always have the same food available downtown that you do at home! It's a legitimate situation!


Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

This forum would make a great bong.


Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Oh DAMN I didn't even read this before I wrote something about that further up. That's two great ideas that this list has already stolen from me.


Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

Er... I said "How much."


You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

I wish!


You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

Pff, well...


You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

Call me the Pillsbury Doughboy, cause baby I wake and bake!


You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

:D


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[BlueCat]

Well, you don't always have the same food available downtown that you do at home! It's a legitimate situation!
LMAO!

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."



Er... I said "How much."

Bahahahaha You're Good! :D really funny....thanks

[Gothen]

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

Some of those fit me to an extent, but the ones I listed fit me dead.on. ^_^