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naturalmystic
07-06-2005, 06:03 PM
was an alien. face it.
nomadherbman
07-06-2005, 06:07 PM
whats your reasoning?

i just think he was a hippie before their time
annac
07-06-2005, 11:39 PM
I am only quoting scripture here.

Jesus states in John ch18 vs36
Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence. ASV

I guess the scripture could be looked at from an alien point of view. It depends on the indivudals own beliefs.
an oz. a day man
07-30-2005, 09:55 PM
jesus was cool. he was allways drunk! One of his biggest mireculs he preformed was turning water into wine (he knew how to party)
Euphoric
07-31-2005, 10:25 AM
a barrel of wine doesnt impress me, jesus. ive seen that blaine dude levitate for christs sakes!! next time turn the oceans into LSD..then i think u will get some attention.
an oz. a day man
07-31-2005, 02:47 PM
he`d be my saveyour anyway. you could dip an a4 sheet of paper into the sea and munch it down......cool
NoosaHeads
08-01-2005, 03:46 AM
I am only quoting scripture here.

Jesus states in John ch18 vs36
Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence. ASV

I guess the scripture could be looked at from an alien point of view. It depends on the indivudals own beliefs.



He's plainly speaking of the heavens (spiritual realms).
I cant see how any nut job can half assosiate jesus with aliens.
were his deciples little green men.?.
koshea
08-01-2005, 04:26 AM
i can understand disbelieveing but why would you try to disprove him, god is god dude, god has done some crazy shit to people who disrespect him,
NOTEHOOK
08-01-2005, 05:49 AM
jesus is an illegal alien that lives next door to me ;/
an oz. a day man
08-03-2005, 10:36 PM
God has given, God can take away (weed I mean) so be carefull what you say.
partyguy420
08-04-2005, 01:21 AM
yea, man if weed becomes extsickend im gonna get your ISP number from the creators of www.cannabis.com and ass rape u then kill you with your own dick
chris420
08-04-2005, 01:56 AM
jesus is an illegal alien that lives next door to me ;/
Hahahaha
Jesus just took advantage of the ignorance flowing at that time, i bet he could do the same now
NoosaHeads
08-04-2005, 02:23 AM
yea, man if weed becomes extsickend im gonna get your ISP number from the creators of www.cannabis.com and ass rape u then kill you with your own dick


U better Prey Your not talking to me... :mad:



Jesus was either who he says He Was..
Or a raving lunatic.
no aliens involved..
looseends
08-04-2005, 04:56 AM
for real though....i was watching a special on the history channel and they were trying to link the bible with e.t.'s. it was pretty interesting to say the least.
RICVAGANAJASMOKER
08-04-2005, 04:05 PM
He's plainly speaking of the heavens (spiritual realms).
I cant see how any nut job can half assosiate jesus with aliens.
were his deciples little green men.?.

nope, catholics.
an oz. a day man
08-04-2005, 08:29 PM
Jesus was not an alien or a lunatic. He was simply a hippy who loved to get drunk, thats why I like him.
NoosaHeads
08-05-2005, 05:25 AM
jesus is an illegal alien that lives next door to me ;/


Haha..

Jesus Built my Hotrod...:D.
NightProwler
08-06-2005, 04:26 AM
if jesus were alive today, he'd be in a nut house.
ADaisyChain
08-07-2005, 07:06 PM
If Jesus were alive today, he'd be 2006 years old. And that alone would be proof of his saviorship.
mrdevious
08-07-2005, 07:30 PM
Jesus did come back in 2000. unfortunately he came back as a peurto rican and nobody noticed.
ermitonto
08-09-2005, 10:54 PM
Well, we can pretty safely rule out the idea of a Second Coming, since Jesus and all his followers predicted it would happen in the first century AD.
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theology/Second%20Coming%20stuff/Jesus_and_his_expired_prophecies.htm
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theology/Second%20Coming%20stuff/jesus-liar_fraud.htm
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theology/Second%20Coming%20stuff/matthew_24_verse_by_verse.htm


a barrel of wine doesnt impress me, jesus. ive seen that blaine dude levitate for christs sakes!! next time turn the oceans into LSD..then i think u will get some attention.

Maybe you should become a Blainetologist heehee. :D
naturalmystic
08-10-2005, 03:21 AM
Jesus did come back in 2000. unfortunately he came back as a peurto rican and nobody noticed.


Oh my god! I should've made this connection earlier, Jesus came back to us in the form of Elian Gonzalez!! It all just makes perfect sense now.