Sexual Harassment In A Working Environment.

[GHoSToKeR]

So who's this Koshea guy everyone keeps talking about?

[koshea]

i dunno but i herd he was the sexyest thing since dutch chocolate

[koshea]

i know why no one is replying...cuz no one knows me...i swear im invisible....now if only i could harness my powers and go to the dressing rooms at victori.........ive said too much

[GHoSToKeR]

I don't like the Dutch, and chocolate makes my skin itch.

[koshea]

no, thats herpies

[daZenfmeister]

I could be a tapeworm if you like!

[F L E S H]

Pfff, I floss my teeth with tape worms...

ew

[Gothen]

Dude, there was this special on viruses and parasites on TLC a couple years ago. Well, one segment was this couple went down to Middle America, Brazil. They ate at this little family owned restaurant or whatever. It was pretty big though. 2 stories, or whatever.

Anyway, they get back to America and the guy gets the shits BIG time. And the wife is so sick she's puking everywhere and they both have the shits, actually. So bad, they had to have one use the toilet and one the tub. Well, anyway, they had the food analyzed (doggie bagged it or something) It had human feces in it.
Anyway, one time while the guy was on the shitter, he saw something coming out of his ass, ya know? Like, it looked slimy, and flat, and long, really long. He started pulling on it, and he said it just kept coming and coming. THey measured it at 30 feet +. It was in his intestined and all.

It covered most of his entire gastrointestinal tract.

That...is my story.

[w4terb0ng]

holy tapeworms!
that's fucking crazy shit... i would probably freak out and stab myself about the body with a large, sharp object. i don't know why. i just would.

[Dick Justice]

I would save it and put it in my mortal enemy's bed.

[BalliN]

lol

[w4terb0ng]

why in his bed?
sneak up on him while he's sleeping....cram it down his throat.
by the time he wakes up (which he won't if you punch him in the temple) it's too late and he's got a tapeworm. i hear those things lay like MILLIONS of eggs in their hosts digestive tract. that would be some fucked up shit to have like as many tapeworms in your shit as there are people in the united states....
i'm going to throw up.

[daZenfmeister]

Wow what in the world have I created here.

[w4terb0ng]

is it bad for tape worms to be coming out of your penis?

[4252]

Punch him in the temple? What if he's not jewish, should you punch him in the cathedral?

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[Capt. Carl]

WTF, what sick man would start measuring the tape worm that came out of his ass?!

[w4terb0ng]

you don't want that question answered.

[koshea]

lol this thread rocks, it came from ghost makin fun of the fact that no one knows me to jew bashing, and talking about tapeworms coming out peoples asses

[purp420]

holy shit everybody is always stoned on this message board

[4252]

It wasn't jew bashing, it was joke bashing.

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[Satovan]

Ever here of that kanduru fish or what ever that swims up your dick and expands?

[stothelutz]

^
Yeah I heard about it in some movie with the rock in it it think (I cant remember shit now STONED)

[mellowman420]

stoned, drunk, tripping. people take what they like around here. Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!

[Lily420]

I know you, im special. I think i said sum realli asshole thing to you once...i dont remember what it was but sorri man.

Lol did you bash the jews?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

"Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!" - Needles - System Of A Down

[koshea]

I know you, im special. I think i said sum realli asshole thing to you once...i dont remember what it was but sorri man.

Lol did you bash the jews?

lol i dont take anything seriously around here so dont worry bout it

[BUZz UK]

who's koshea?

:p

jokin mate, everyone knows you: "koshea? the one who says nobody knows him?"

[GHoSToKeR]

Yeah Koshea, dude, i was just playing.. you're awesome, man.. now gimme some money for boosting your ego! :)

4252, you never fail to make me laugh! :)

Lily420, beep.

Buzz... gfrnfbnidrvnirfnfr!

Tapeworms?

[Gothen]

HE didn't measure it, the HOSPITAL did! ^_~

TAPEWORMZ 4 LIFES!