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GHoSToKeR
07-05-2005, 10:38 PM
As you all know, if somebody is a Conservative then they are said to be on the 'political right' or 'right wing', and a Liberal is on the 'left'.

So if a Liberal is on the left, and left is the opposite of right, and the opposite of right is wrong, then Liberal = wrong.

:confused: :D :p

-GHoST-


GHoSToKeR would like to stress that the views and opinions expressed in this post are not his own and do not reflect his own views and/or opinions - he's just kinda bored and pretty stoned. Beep.

ezjim
07-05-2005, 10:41 PM
i want my tax dollars back from your teachers dude

F L E S H
07-05-2005, 10:45 PM
What's even stranger, though, is that though Republicans claim they're on the right, ol' G.W. is spending more money than any president ever before, which a true conservative would think to be completely crazy... However, they be extreme right-wing when it comes to 'moral' shit.

w4terb0ng
07-05-2005, 10:47 PM
fuck them both.

koshea
07-05-2005, 10:47 PM
im so fucking dumb

GHoSToKeR
07-05-2005, 10:49 PM
i want my tax dollars back from your teachers dude
What tax dollars?... I don't have teachers.... Which dude?....

You've gone insane, my friend.. you hear me? INSANE!!!!! IIINNNNSSSAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheep say Baaaa.

Dick Justice
07-05-2005, 11:20 PM
Sheep say Baaaa.

Apparently, so do stoned Englishmen.

Ooh, I'm suck a cheeky tit, wot!

;)

Kramerica
07-06-2005, 12:10 AM
??Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we,? Bush said. ??They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.?

-W.

w4terb0ng
07-06-2005, 12:11 AM
LMFAO!
reading that made me feel ALOT better, suddenly.
thanks...
:D

ezjim
07-06-2005, 01:38 AM
??Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we,? Bush said. ??They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.?

-W.
you know you would think we had learned our lesson with dan quayle about letting such stupid people in the white house but what can you expect from the party that gives gay hookers a free pass to walk around in what should be the most secure home in the country while complaining about the previous admin. getting thier knobs polished by a chubby intern

daZenfmeister
07-06-2005, 07:19 PM
Lol why did that just turn me on? Ewwwwww.

Dick Justice
07-06-2005, 07:25 PM
"Flagstaff?" Hot.

PrescriptionDrugs101
07-06-2005, 07:50 PM
You all dont get that quote do you? Hes saying that we as Americans are constantly thinking of ways that people could harm our country so we can prevent it. Hes not sitting there thinking of ways to harm our country. Hes the president why would he purposely do something to harm the US?

w4terb0ng
07-06-2005, 07:52 PM
you have TOTALLY missed the point man.
nevermind....


p.s. stay away from the polls from now on. :D

BlueCat
07-06-2005, 09:37 PM
*Holds back tears* I love this thread... :)

GHoSToKeR
07-07-2005, 10:45 PM
**gives BlueCat a tissue** Cry away, my friend, cry away! :)

BlueCat
07-07-2005, 11:44 PM
*takes tissue* Ppffft...thanks, want it back? :)

sharpezor
07-07-2005, 11:49 PM
.........i hate it when people classify people. nobody is completely conservative. and nobody is completely lib. if you are, you're a tool. Literally. Be a human, that??s my motto.

BlueCat
07-08-2005, 12:02 AM
sounds like a good motto.... ;)

ezjim
07-08-2005, 01:31 AM
.........i hate it when people classify people. nobody is completely conservative. and nobody is completely lib. if you are, you're a tool. Literally. Be a human, that??s my motto.
when it comes to politicians it's not about left or right it is about good or evil and there is no doubt in my mind bush is evil of the purest form he has sold out his own country to the globalist movement no true american would EVER support the patriot act this legislation is designed for one thing only and that is to pave the way for a national police force with internal passports[ any one know about the real id act?] to travel any where in the country if you think things are bad now wait 3 more yrs

Lily420
07-08-2005, 02:06 AM
Lmao

Math sucks!

sharpezor
07-08-2005, 02:12 AM
for some reason i can't do it.

BlueCat
07-08-2005, 02:26 AM
:( The National ID act is very frightening isn't it?

ezjim
07-08-2005, 03:39 AM
:( The National ID act is very frightening isn't it?
very scary indeed you saw what happened to the people of london today [ they just turned down the N.ID.A in the uk not long ago] and id bet after to day there will a huge push to try and get it through again [ problem reaction solution ] give up your privacy and we will protect you do it not we will keep allowing al cia da to keep blowing shit up

Hydrizzle
07-08-2005, 04:46 AM
More firghtning that the national ID card? Nanos and auto accidents! O yeah, and rampaging militias with AK47s and machetes..... massive flu epidemics are pretty high on my list..... and crazy people in tractor trailers.....

Nat'l ID card? Who gives a fuck? Not me!

Dick Justice
07-08-2005, 04:48 AM
I'm scared of drowning, myself.

Hydrizzle
07-08-2005, 04:53 AM
More scary than drowing is burning to death...

Hydrizzle
07-08-2005, 05:21 AM
LOL u use the toaster, eh? I have an electric stove, and let me tell you, that mother gets HOT!!

BUZz UK
07-08-2005, 09:21 AM
More firghtning that the national ID card? Nanos and auto accidents! O yeah, and rampaging militias with AK47s and machetes..... massive flu epidemics are pretty high on my list..... and crazy people in tractor trailers.....

Nat'l ID card? Who gives a fuck? Not me!
to be honest mate i used to think you were all right, but now i think you are a total tosser. keep saying 'who gives a fuck?' when they've taken all of your liberties away in the name of freedom.

ezjim
07-08-2005, 09:49 AM
to be honest mate i used to think you were all right, but now i think you are a total tosser. keep saying 'who gives a fuck?' when they've taken all of your liberties away in the name of freedom.
yea its hard to get people to give a shit about things like freedom and privacy and human rights when alll they are interested in is when the next episode of thier fav tv show comes on or if they are a person who has never known some one who has died defending that freedom if it is a law that the govt wants passed you can bet that it is not ment to benifit the people but rather the ones who passed it