wat if

[nakedgunner]

u are having sex and wen ur inside of a girl u piss in her

[Encatuse]

LOLOLOL

BEST.THREAD.EVAR.

[slipknotpsycho]

lmao! ok where i live there's this judge that all the teenagers are afraid of. like, when you get in trouble hes the one you have to go to. judge polombo. ok so this friend of mine noah was fucking the judge's daughter and lol...he thought he was cumming and he pissed inside of her!!!!! i swear thats the funniest fucking thing i've heard!!!!

[CanaBliss]

I let a full bladder rip into my ex girlfriends shitpipe 2 months ago.

[Cheery Cherry]

I am not into golden showers. I have never had a man piss on or in me.

[GHoSToKeR]

O.............................. kay.

[CanaBliss]

Haha, j/p guys.

[slipknotpsycho]

ok my wife put that >< but yea it's true.....not the funniest fucking thing i've heard, but she dont' get out much. :p

[professer evil]

canablis i notice that she is now ur EX girlfriend after u filled her up.how can people not know the difference between coming and pissing,
if ur leg starts to shake and u get a twitch in ur eye then ur cumin and if u feel really warm and ur bladder feels heavy or full then ur pissin

i dont see wat anyone gets out of golden showers,its fuckin sick and if i got with a chick and found out men had pissed on her in the past then that would be the end of that relationship and id smear shite all over the bitches face rite before i dumped her,if they wana be a toilet then treat them like one

[infamousg8845]

amen... whos fetish is to piss on a girl... i mean come on.... there is no pleasure from that... i could just imagine the foreplay you would have before u piss on her.. nd ne girl who allows a man to do that to her is just as sick as the guy.... and even though you can tell when your gonna cum i accidently pissed in a grls mouth before.. But that was a different circumstance.. It was when i was younger and the girl sucked at givin head so i was just pushin and pushin so i culd cum and be finished and i pissed in her mouth lol

[Red Bacon]

LOL ^^^ That has to be one of the funniest storys ever!

[OreO]

you can piss when you have a hard on...it blocks off the pee so the semen and sperm can come through

[slipknotpsycho]

put if the experience is just sucking it goes to that half limp leave me alone stage when you can piss.....all i know is the story my wife told is completely true, the dude used to be my best friend, kinda funny tho....he pissed in this town's most notrious judge for handing down harsh punishments to youths' daughter.

[Sentinel]

or what if a chick pissed when you were inside her?

[professer evil]

youd b into that kinda shit sentinel,u could feed her some of ur soggy bread with the lovejuice all over it

[Fattie]

I would never do that, but im sure if a girl felt it they would like it. Alot of girls use the water faucet to masturbate, you would just have to have alot of piss. :)

[Gothen]

You know that sensitive area between your nuts and your asshole? We call that a gooch around here. Anyway, what a gooch does is seals off the vein you use to piss with when your dick is hard. So that when you reach orgasm, you cum instead of pissing.

So, if you're able to piss when you're dick is fully hard, I'd uhhh...personally...I'd get that checked out. Because, you're not SUPPOSED to be able to piss.

[Fattie]

I can when I wake up in the morning with a hard on thats like the first thing i do.

[Sentinel]

Hey doctor evil, fuck off! your the one who does circle jerks you goof

[slipknotpsycho]

don't you mean professer evil? :D

[Buzzing 4 life69]

if u piss in a chick when ur fucking her then the piss will come out of her ears and her nose

[Marijuana Guru420]

if u piss in a chick when ur fucking her then the piss will come out of her ears and her nose

Ok that was just the most fucking idiotic remark on this thread yet...

[Marijuana Guru420]

Anywho, now this whole idea of pissing in a chick while fucking her, to me, is way over the top. If I did that to my g/f she'd kick my nuts up so far into my intestines, I'd have to get them surgically redirected in place again. Although, I have a friend who said the first time she met this guy, and like 3 months into it, he was "trying" to give oral, he totally ignored her clit, just slopping away at the lips like a little brat licking a lollipop, and I guess she said she had to pee badly, wasn't even close to getting off, so it got so bad, she leaked a little bit when he tryed to penetrate with his tougne...Assuming he got a good tast of it, that was the last she saw of him..lol

[Buzzing 4 life69]

Ok that was just the most fucking idiotic remark on this thread yet...

u would have to be a fuckin retard to believe wat i said.... obviously u took it seriously u fucking retard!!

[Buzzing 4 life69]

why dont u just take a piss before u go for a root... sum people r fuckin dum

[Buzzing 4 life69]

why dont u just take a piss before u go for a root... sum people are fuckin dum

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm so high i'm seeing double...

[Marijuana Guru420]

u would have to be a fuckin retard to believe wat i said.... obviously u took it seriously u fucking retard!!

Why in the blue hell would you waste peoples' time with that shit then. All you did, was make yourself look like a mentally challenged 10 yr old with down syndrome...People like you annoiy the living fuck out of me royally, you dont think someone is going to comment to a dumbass remark like yours? And no, I'm out of weed at the momment, so you can see why I am coming off as a fucking hard ass Dammit!! :mad:

[Buzzing 4 life69]

Why in the blue hell would you waste peoples' time, you dont think someone is going to comment to a dumbass remark like yours?

obviously ur not taking ur own advice cause u commented back u fucking homo.

[Buzzing 4 life69]

i dont see anyone else complaining.... the only time thats being wasted is urs cause u keep writing back u fuckin idiot... go have a wank and make urself happy if u dont have any weed.

[Cheery Cherry]

Ooop, *Cherry ducks* wrong thread...

Peace!

[Marijuana Guru420]

i dont see anyone else complaining.... the only time thats being wasted is urs cause u keep writing back u fuckin idiot... go have a wank and make urself happy if u dont have any weed.

Now why would I want to give u the satisfaction of the benefit? No, I think I'll just continually double-post like you, and waste more reply space, and act like you, a god damn cock wrangling twat... :rolleyes:

[Marijuana Guru420]

You dense-as-fuck fruit! Why dont you go for a'root', and "take your own advice"....Told you I would act like you didn't I? Now give me another reason to post....dickhead...

[Buzzing 4 life69]

You dense-as-fuck fruit! Why dont you go for a'root', and "take your own advice"....Told you I would act like you didn't I? Now give me another reason to post....dickhead...

ive had more roots than uve had dinner, u cant act like me grandpa ur just being a try hard looser... queer cunt. ;)

[Marijuana Guru420]

ive had more roots than uve had dinner, u cant act like me grandpa ur just being a try hard looser... queer cunt. ;)

Well you see, I atleast have a life, I dont spend most of my life getting ate up like you, a cocky little smart ass kid who thinks hes the shit! If we ever cross paths man, I swear to god I'll rip your fuckin head off and spit down your throte, cut you up into inch by inch cubes, put you in 6 different jars, and bury you in 6 different places...I already have your graves picked out if the occassion passes.... ;) I believe its fitting for people like you, I'm 19, and I've had more of a life then you'll have in a lifetime kid/old person, I dont know how old you are, but it doesn't say much by the way you use your dialect, and how you want to continue this, but I'll follow-up to whatever bullshit reply you come up with next, k? So go ahead, take another 30 minutes to think of some trash talk thats only a sentence long... :)

[Buzzing 4 life69]

by looking at ur avatar it looks like u spend ur life in the church, im not a smart ass kid who thinks hes the shit... im jus having fun giving u shit! i wish we could cross paths cause u wouldent live to tell about it. Think ur a bit of a gangsta "rip my head off" ill give ya a clap for that u retarted fool thats gotta be the funniest shit you've said all nite, good one mate! ur so cool i wish i was ur friend.

[Buzzing 4 life69]

it takes me 30 mins to reply cause i got betta shit to do.... obviously u dont.

[Marijuana Guru420]

Did I stutter? You having a hard time reading? Besides, going "gangster" on a small fry like you is the last thing I would need to do, because thats just it...I wouldn't need to, your a kid for fuck sakes, all I have to do is put my fucking hand on ur head, and watch u swing at nothing but air, and the only thing you'd get out of it is a foot up the ass, and a nasty case of the hemeroids. Sittin there like a little punk thinking you got what it takes with ur little peewee australian slang, "Hardy Har Har MATE!", shit...Dont waste my time, you obviously stayed up too late, maybe you should think about going to bed with ur little fluffy teddybear.

P.S. The avatar is a practical joke, if you seriously looked at it as a sighn of christianity, looks like your the one whose taking shit a little to litteral, and you need another foot up the ass for it...

[Marijuana Guru420]

it takes me 30 mins to reply cause i got betta shit to do.... obviously u dont.


Let me guess....Jerkin your little 3 inch hard on off to Beastiality porn? Ya, you dont have to say anymore....No wonder...You were to busy wiping all the cum off your keyboard, no wonder your grammer sucks, damn keys were a little too sticky I guess....Thats if you even have any balls....

[Buzzing 4 life69]

lmao im 18. look at ur spelling, its PERFECT, u got capitols where they need them, wat do u spell check before u say anything? lmao u must be a major computer geek... i feel sorry for u, wat do u sit on the computer 24/7 and eat mc donalds all day? put ur hand on my head and watch me swing at nothing but air? dude ur watching too much cartoons i suggest u grow up. im not australian, ur wasting ur own time replying back to wat i say u dumb fuck, the only teddy bear i am taking to bed is the one ur mum gave me saying ''i love you'' on it. u sound like a major fuckin homo, go grow sum balls and have sex with a chick, u will find its much better than eating cock all day as u seem to do.

[slipknotpsycho]

omg, yal are arguing like a couple of school girls on a "what if you pissed inside a chick" thread...classic LMAO

[Marijuana Guru420]

lmao im 18. look at ur spelling, its PERFECT, u got capitols where they need them, wat do u spell check before u say anything? lmao u must be a major computer geek... i feel sorry for u, wat do u sit on the computer 24/7 and eat mc donalds all day? put ur hand on my head and watch me swing at nothing but air? dude ur watching too much cartoons i suggest u grow up. im not australian, ur wasting ur own time replying back to wat i say u dumb fuck, the only teddy bear i am taking to bed is the one ur mum gave me saying ''i love you'' on it. u sound like a major fuckin homo, go grow sum balls and have sex with a chick, u will find its much better than eating cock all day as u seem to do.

Wow, you obviously missed my other thread in Sexuality topic, I've had more sex then you'll ever get in your "next" lifetime combined...Seriously, you sit here, and say shit about me replying back, again, and again, and again, but yet you sit here like a little bitch whining and moaning doing the same thing, until you get your way. I do have a G/f, and a life...Which is why I just logged off, so maybe you'd go take your meds, and chill the fuck out. But, this fued can go on and on and on, so its up to you now if your the dumbfuck who wants to keep it going. And just for the record, my balls are twice the size of yours, and atleast I got hair on em, while you probably sit back there with your little peach fuzz, at the age of 13, and act 18...Amazing how forums creat such egos on little brats....Your dick probably couldn't even pleasure your own house pet if you tryed, so a bit earlie in your life to be talking about screwing moms, that are 4-5X your own age ;) ...I'm not wasting any more time on you, enough said.... :rolleyes:

[GHoSToKeR]

Looks like there's been a total breakdown in communication here.. lol.. it was a dumb thread anyway, but you know.

[Buzzing 4 life69]

Wow, you obviously missed my other thread in Sexuality topic, I've had more sex then you'll ever get in your "next" lifetime combined...Seriously, you sit here, and say shit about me replying back, again, and again, and again, but yet you sit here like a little bitch whining and moaning doing the same thing, until you get your way. I do have a G/f, and a life...Which is why I just logged off, so maybe you'd go take your meds, and chill the fuck out. But, this fued can go on and on and on, so its up to you now if your the dumbfuck who wants to keep it going. And just for the record, my balls are twice the size of yours, and atleast I got hair on em, while you probably sit back there with your little peach fuzz, at the age of 13, and act 18...Amazing how forums creat such egos on little brats....Your dick probably couldn't even pleasure your own house pet if you tryed, so a bit earlie in your life to be talking about screwing moms, that are 4-5X your own age ;) ...I'm not wasting any more time on you, enough said.... :rolleyes:

wow its funny u seem to think u know me.

[slipknotpsycho]

they're still going at it completely oblivious to everything we're saying ~waits for hair pulling~

[Edgar Bongbreath]

I thought this kind of thing only went down in germany.

[Satovan]

Anyone wanna take me on in an internet word fight? Seriously, I'll bust all you bitches... Bring it!

[Microsoft Certified]

lol baggen on the real retards is a crime right?

[daZenfmeister]

God I'm only 17 but I think my mental maturity is a few steps up from them (even though I seriously doubt that either of them are the age they say they are (well maybe Guru420 but not the other one) I'd expect this on the Diablo II forums but not here. Chill out people.

[Nochowderforyou]

u are having sex and wen ur inside of a girl u piss in her

Holy shit, so funny, so funny, so, so, so funny.....I can't stop laughing...

Ok but seriously, the only thing that would happen is that it will come back out once you pull your dick out of her. Thus, making you get your own piss, all over yourself.

[s2headhunter]

Ok whoever has been saying about the pissing with a hardon....just like fattie said..i do that every morning lol and buzzing 4life 69 i thought that remark was halarious lol cause i wasnt expecting it then read it and couldnt stop laughing or it might be that i was just reaching my 4th bowl also cause i could stop laughing about the nuts getting kicked up so for in his intestines part that he would have ot have them surgically removed by marijuana guru ...lol that was funny too HAHAHA wooo up in the clouds..

[NightProwler]

it's not possible to piss with a hardon unless ur tryin really really really really really really really really really really really trying.

[NightProwler]

its like saying what if u were jerkin off then u pissed instead of came.

[professer evil]

you god damn hippes are reckin the thread and doin my fukin head in with all ur stupid double posts and arguein

cut it fukin out muppets

[Buzzing 4 life69]

you god damn hippes are reckin the thread and doin my fukin head in with all ur stupid double posts and arguein

cut it fukin out muppets

no wonder ur banned..... :rolleyes:

[9ski9]

I swear to god I'll rip your fuckin head off and spit down your throte, cut you up into inch by inch cubes, put you in 6 different jars, and bury you in 6 different places.

Hey, Guru420, wanna meet my ex-wife?

[Creeper]

Hey, Guru420, wanna meet my ex-wife?

lol, good one. :P

[GHoSToKeR]

This thread is insane. I don't even know what's going on anymore.

[partyguy420]

haha... that shits fucking funnie, and it is possible to piss with a hard on... i wake up with a hard on... and i always piss first thing i do when i wake up... but that shit is fucking funnie... man i thought weed was sapsot to make ppls chill out... and if they r realy there own age... i must be fucking mature for my age... hey i just got a briliant idea im gonna post the perfect pic on here just for u 2... if i can find it, might have to do it laterok.. i found it every1 will love this