Which would you smoke?

[Hydrizzle]

OK people, here it is, the definitave poll to find out who the real partiers are.


Picture A is a very high crade crack rock


Picture B is an extremely high-grade toad, which if smoked, produces a high that has been compared to God by all who had the testicular fortitude to undertake such a toad-smoking endeavor.

Picture C is a nice strain of bubblegum marijuana.

[oldhippie56]

ain't smoking no damn toad.

[JSTA]

Fuck crack and toad. I'm goin with the bubblegum.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Bubblegum, biatch:D
Looks nice

[EverydayJunglist]

Well i'd take all 3. AS longas that toad is a bufo toad which secretes a venom called 5-meo-dmt,which is a verry stong hallucinogenic when smoked.But that blueberry looks good.....this is cannabis.com.....wtf u expect people to say>?

[looseends]

have mercy honey....it's not worth the vote, but hell i wanted to see the results anyway.

[IntrepidS]

ain't smoking no damn toad.

Damn right!!! I was imagining it for a second there and almost felt like puking!!

[w4terb0ng]

i'd smoke the toad... with the bud.

crack kills... :D

[Dick Justice]

You don't have to smoke bufo toads.... you can just squeeze them and lick up the juice that comes out of glands on the back of their heads.

Now don't you feel better about it? :D

[Edgar]

If you want 5-meo-dmt, it would prolly be more appealing to order it from bravo rather than licking a toad. :rolleyes:

[Edgar]

I can't pick. It depends on how much of each we get. I've never done crack b4, so unless your talkin about the whole bubblegum plant, id shoot for the crack. Im not lickin any toads, id rather get it in powder form.

[somebody someone]

this is hilarious... smoking toad is the way of the future

[Dick Justice]

Well toads shed their skin, so you could take that and powder it and smoke it.... ah hell, I'd take the weed.

[Capt. Carl]

what if you take the crack and sell it, then you can buy a hell lot more of weed with that money!

[Hydrizzle]

You can't sell the crack silly, you have to smoke it. And we're not licking toads, we're SMOKING toads. Get it straight. This ain't no Family Guy episode.

[OR Freebird]

You are supposed to lick the toad, not smoke it. WHERE you lick it is your business.

[mynameismike0]

damn that pinkness on that bud looks niiiice

[Hydrizzle]

Well, freebird, you see, this a poll entitled which would you rather smoke. If you dont want to smoke toad, then I suggest you try option A.

Apparently, like I said, most people here lack the testicular fortitude to undergo a toad-smoking endeavor.

My name is mike, don't the toad's warts look nice also? Makes you wanna toke on that shit I bet!

[mynameismike0]

yea dude, actually, that crackrock looks pretty nice, too come to think of it.... can i do this:?

grind up that bud with some of that toadskin, and stick some of that rock on top of it all and smoke that?

[GHoSToKeR]

I was gonna choose the toad, but I reckon it would keep jumping out of the bowl.

[EverydayJunglist]

You don't have to smoke bufo toads.... you can just squeeze them and lick up the juice that comes out of glands on the back of their heads.

Now don't you feel better about it? :D

dont mean to put u on the spot dick.....but actually you smoke the dried venom it secretes

[Dick Justice]

Oh well what do I know about toad smoking? I am but a simple fisherman!

[BalliN]

in order of liklihood

pot,crack,toads

[koshea]

lol

Lisa to Homer: Dad, have you been licking toads again
Homer to Lisa: I haven't NOT been licking toads




Homer to Islanders on the christian mission eppisode:

dosen't jetlag mean anything to you? JET LAG


Drunk Islander to Homer: How can "ACE" be one AND eleven huh? what kind of god would allow THAT huh?!

[daZenfmeister]

Smoke the toad venom! Eat the weed and flush the crack down the toilet.

[BlueCat]

wow almost 12% of you are toad smokers.... :eek:
I prefer to smoke the weed with the toad.... :D

[Hydrizzle]

I would like to know, who chose the crackrock? We got some Tyrone's in the house....

[Satovan]

An extremely high grade toad indeed. That description made me almost piss my pants.

[Hydrizzle]

Yes, these high-grade toads can be found in your local pond or stream. Just skin 'em, bake thier skins, and smoke that shit! There is a section about smoking toadskins on erowid.org, thats where i got the idea for toad-smoking.

http://www.erowid.org/animals/toads/toads.shtml

[Hydrizzle]

i know that is where you got the idea... the question is did u have the balls to smoke it?!?


Yes, I have the testicular fortitude to smoke it. Why? Are you questioning the size of my balls? If so, drop your pants and lets see!

[Hydrizzle]

Allow me quote the start of the thread.....


"Picture B is an extremely high-grade toad, which if smoked, produces a high that has been compared to God by all who had the testicular fortitude to undertake such a toad-smoking endeavor."

Well, there ya go. I don't know if any high can be better than god!

[Hydrizzle]

Um, HELLO! God is an etheral being! U can't smoke nothing now can you? I'm saying that smoking a toad makes you feel like God! Now don't you want to feel like god? I do! That's why I smoke a toad every morning before work!

[Dick Justice]

YOU ARE GOD
YOU ARE HIGH


Oh which voice do I believe??

[Dick Justice]

Haha thats beginning to sound like a Pink Floyd song.

[unmeg]

I would smoke

[SENSESFAIL]

crack and toads kill

[Hydrizzle]

YOU ARE GOD
YOU ARE HIGH


Oh which voice do I believe??


Well Dick, you arent high on toad right now! You would not be saying that if had not just smoked a high grade toad! Silly goose!