Who comes up with this S#@! ???

[w4terb0ng]

i found this page containing various laws and such from all over...
read some of this bullshit.. it's ridiculous.

[w4terb0ng]

lmfao... i forgot to put the link in there....

http://video.freevideoblog.com/Player.aspx?fileid=B07F5FBE-CAC1-4F49-94F4-71E575A85CFF

[FunkyMonkey]

hahaha that was no law link but funny as hell!
YOU CANT WALK AWAY FROM A K22 PAPER JAM!!!!

[w4terb0ng]

aw fuck....damnit!!!
i posted the wrong link..that links in another thread
here's the link i was trying to post

http://www.bitoffun.com/Stupid_Laws.htm

[ermitonto]

Who is coming up with this shit? The politicians you voted to think for you. Shows what happens when people don't follow up on or participate in what's going on in their communities.

[GfLoW]

Maine
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Indiana
Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
Massachusetts
You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour.
Washington
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town".

Those are the most stupidest laws I've ever heard of.

[FunkyMonkey]

The paper in our little town used to run this section posting old town laws still on the books. Once upon a time they were relevant but in todays world rediculous..example:
it is illegal to drag a dead mule down the man street on a sunday .
What incident led to that law I wonder.

[ermitonto]

"Uhhh, may I speak with the chief of police? Yes I'll hold.
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Excuse me sir, I was planning on driving my green Buick through your quaint little village with 30 kilos of cocaine. I should be in town in about 20 minutes, and then I wanted see if your daughter would give me a blow job for $20. Just wanted to let you know."

[w4terb0ng]

lmfao.
hell yeah.

[looseends]

DAMN!!!! i broke a couple of laws where i live. oh well.

[187]

those are fake...

[FunkyMonkey]

here is a stupid law : Marijuana is illegal.
how fucked is that?

[ermitonto]

Or how about prostitution laws? As George Carlin put it:
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? Why is it illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?"

[w4terb0ng]

because they're not getting anything out of it.

[Anonymous]

here is a stupid law : Marijuana is illegal.
how fucked is that?

thats rly fucked

[general]

"Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. (San Francisco)"

lol

[Stedric]

I noticed a lot of the strangest ones were from the Deep South.

Those Southerners are fond of their moonshine :rolleyes: :D. (No offense Torog)

[Lily420]

I j walk when they're not looking *sniker*

I also smoke weed and poke people randomly. >_> But dun tell.

[NoosaHeads]

"Uhhh, may I speak with the chief of police? Yes I'll hold.
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Excuse me sir, I was planning on driving my green Buick through your quaint little village with 30 kilos of cocaine. I should be in town in about 20 minutes, and then I wanted see if your daughter would give me a blow job for $20. Just wanted to let you know."




Imagine the Crank Yankers the cheif cops after that one....lmao...:D

[Hydrizzle]

i like this one for Georgia the best:

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

[mynameismike0]

in tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any animal other than a whale from a moving vehicle

i'm pretty sure these are laws that were put into place ages ago, but nobody cares about anymore. like, in memphis, its illegal for a woman to drive a car without a man running in front of the vehicle waving a red flag to warn pedestrians

[XTC]

I doubt most of these laws are enforced.

[TasteTheRainbow]

It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. (New Orleans)

We are really not bad drivers down here! LOL :D