Aliens?

[Fattie]

Fucking Aliens.

Me and my friends get really blazed the other day and we have been doing this straight for about 5 days at this point. We start philosiphizing or whatever the fuck that word is. We figure out everything about religion and everything about what everything means and its place in the universe. Then, a flash of light goes through the room, and our memories get erased. We had to redo everything we did to find out what all we had done. This is serious. It reminds me of the commercial for that movie where the girl goes "Daddy, is the lightning back?" and the guy says, "That is something else." Herb is the way to god. It says in the bible that god made herb for the service of man. All the uses we have for it that we are not using it for because of the lies our government put out. It all makes sense. Weed is god's herb and aliens are trying to stop us from finding out the truth about the universe. Think about it.

[Beeblebrox.420]

Aliens. Aliens? Aliens??? Ok, that's where you lost me. Explain to me about these aliens.

[Dick Justice]

Uh... stranger things have happened... ??

[mynameismike0]

haha thats a pretty good thought

i recommend investing in a tape recorder and taping these philosophies

[Fattie]

it was fucking crazy there were aliens in the dudes living room, and they are afraid of light. Any type of light. They travel through lightning.

[ezjim]

it might be time to put the pipe down for a day or 2

[wutang123456]

right

i'll let you sleap on that one

[Phresher than it Got]

no dont worry, i have forgotten everything i was just thinking about and never been able to remember it when i was high, and that flash of light thing might be becuase, well, your were HIGH, not seeing right, but yeah, aliens do suck balls

[w4terb0ng]

were you by chance huffing butane at the same time? AND ether?

[Hydrizzle]

How do you go from this......



It reminds me of the commercial for that movie where the girl goes "Daddy, is the lightning back?" and the guy says, "That is something else."

to this....


Herb is the way to god. It says in the bible that god made herb for the service of man.

Sure, IF god existed. The fact is that THC is a chemical manufactured by cannabis due to the process of evolution.


It all makes sense.

To YOU it makes sense. I dont know about the rest of us....


aliens are trying to stop us from finding out the truth about the universe. Think about it.

Well, no shit. I've known that since I was 5 years old!

[Kramerica]

This is an email I got from the aliens last month;

"Earthling,
Our world is far superior to your world in countless ways. Our world is perfect and we have no laws. We dont even need them. Our only interest in your world is your marijuana. We are willing to work with the scientists of earth to cultivate weed on our planet, but the laws on your earth make this impossible. Therefore, we shall make use of the system, arresting your people and seizing your marijuana for our own people. As we say here in farewell, dfkjkjd sdkfjdkjfk iqwwsklflg!!!!"

Can you imagine a blunt from Jupiter???

[Dick Justice]

Somehow I see LSD as the choice drug of aliens.

[w4terb0ng]

that would be great...
i'd let them abduct me anytime.
as long as there are no anal probings involved...
that's another story though...

[mynameismike0]

Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.
Ur: You said it right!
Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Ur: Man, you hear what he's sayin'?
Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.
Ur: *We're* the Moon!
Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.
Ur: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn.

[Ausman]

HAHA i love that shit. aliens are real and as long as im blazed as fuck ill go up anytime

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Astronauts should smoke (even cigs) in the shuttle (space ship..yay) when they're in space, so we can see smoke at 0 Gravity:D
You could suck it up with a straw.. so fun:)
Ok i must be fucked up, as gravity pulls things down, and smoke goes up :o
But it may float around and look cool, if someone's willing to become an astronaut to try it:)

[Fattie]

Hydrizzle or anyone that doesnt believe me, it is true. We heard them in the living room and then for the next few days, everytime we light up a blunt or jay then it would begin thundering and lightnining or whatever. It is a very serious concept. And when i say herb is the way to god, i say that it helps you figure out everything so you would find the way to god if you believe in it. Its fucked up man, I know. But its true.

[chillstoner420]

i understand what hes saying. ive had crazy ass thoughts like that when i was blazed out of my mind. me and some other friends think that there is some higher being, that writes out like...EVERYTHING that happens in the world. like a big ass movie script. i dont remember what came after that though....DAMN ALIENS!!1

[Klae]

dude theyre real....me n a friend loaded a bowl n like..we were tlaking n we looke down....n it was gone....nowhere to be found....damn you aliens...

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

Well..Either A)you had an encounter with 'aliens'
or B)You smoked yourself crazy.

Now let's look at the options or facts..Ah I don't know if there is any.

I believe you though if that helps. But oh well. If they come back offer them a bowl and welcome them to earth the stoner way.

:)

[bigdaddy420]

Maybe the aliens just want to toke up too.