Being High at Work

[hydro cannibal]

Dude...post here if u feel me:

smoking a bowl before work, im a waiter at an upscale resturaunt =)
i always smoke a bowl and listen to death metal before i go to work, to get me in a good mood. right now listening to (acid bath)
love going to work high, helps me be chilled in dealing with assholes, and in being more friendly.

Anybody smoke before they go to work, and if so, what do u do.
Or does anybody smoke AT work? Tell us about it, how are u so smooth you sly dog?

[Hempamasta]

I've smoked before work ONCE, but I try not to, because I'm a lifeguard. That's really a bad idea, you know? :D

[nomadherbman]

ya some jobs i smoked before, and during, like dishwasher, food prep......my last job was a machine operator at a wharehouse.....only smoked after...i get very spacy when im high....lol

[daZenfmeister]

I work at my bookstore and ive smoked a few times here but i dont like to be TOO high at work cause i have to run the register.

[stankbudson07]

yea i used to work at a local pizza hut and me and some friends would go to the back of the store and smoke a bowl and go back in, i liked to do it when i did prep, i hated being stoned and doing phones, i hate dealing w/ people when im stoned, i also used to smoke everday before work when i first started, i would smoke a fat bowl to the dome, and go to work emaculately stoned, but after a while i just chilled out and went straight so i could get my work done, and smoked after work...

[ezjim]

i burn one on the way there and usually smoke a bowl after we get the tools un loaded and set up and then we take a bowl break at lunch time and sometimes another in the after noon if we have to work late

[supersonicchronic]

I use to all the time, I guess it all depends on what kind of job you have. My job salary depends on how hard I work, and weed definately does not help. But you know as soon as I get home, I give Mary-Jane a big fat kissssssssssss!!!

[shaggzx]

I'm a waiter and I like to smoke before work, helps me deal with the assholes a lot better, only problem is, I can't smoke a lot before work cause my boss knows I smoke and will call me out on it if I get too blazed before work, but it's all good.

[Bunkyhope]

well i work at the australian equivalent of walmart (coz im assuming most of u guys are american)...i basically tidy bits of the joint and point customers in the general direction of what theyre looking for...i often get incredibly stoned then drive to work (with my mum in the passenger seat cos im only a learner ;) )...when i get there, my managers basically leave me to do my thing, so i get my shit done in aobut 1.5hrs tops, then i spend the next hour and a half eating shitof the shelves...:D:D:D:D...plus in that state of mind i can put up with the fuck-arse customers...though sumtimes i dont here calls over the loudspeaker...that makes u feel like a dumbass, but u get over it... :p peace

[Edd]

i work as a waiter and i get stoned before work, i worked last night after a few lines of speed lol

[EzRyder]

Yea man im a waiter too if i get stoned before work i find myself forgettin shit and walkin around aimlessly, pretty fun but not to efficient ya kno?

[west coast style]

I do sometimes but I think they can tell I'm high so I don't go out of my way to smoke beforehand.

[ChuckECheese]

hahaha, I don't know who mentioned running the register in a previous post, but I can totally relate. I don't usually do cash, but for some reason I was that day. I was pretty stoned... I tried counting the change out, but had the most difficult time. I counted it 3 times, and on the fourth time, I said something like "I'm gonna give you a little extra change, because we ran out of nickles..." (lol, makes no sense) So I handed over the extra change, went back to the break area and started cracking up.

[yoda]

i used to all the time when i was a cart pusher, but i do landscaping now, and im definitly not trying to do that while burned out. but i love a good bowl after work though. at the store i used to work at, some of them knew i would go out and smoke, but didnt say much cause i always had my work done.

[stankbudson07]

jsdalkfjslkfa just seeing if my sig works

[stankbudson07]

just seeing if my sig works

[Satovan]

I'm a grocery store cashier and coming to work stoned was probably the scariest experience I've ever experienced. It was cool though. My job is pretty fast paced as I work at a very high volume store, so there's people asking me questions, managers asking me to do shit, all kinds of different shit happening with the customers and the registers, all sorts of noise and shit. When I'm high it's just like some scary ass sound collage and it just fades in and out and I just kinda drift though. I fuck up a lot. haha. god I'm stoned. Haha.