Wats da buzziest thing u ever dun stoned

[Buzzing 4 life69]

i was driving down a long hill that goes for about 3 miles so i decided 2 relax out while going down the hill, so i put my car in neutral and turned the car off and let it roll... i got to the bottom and i put my car in gear and starting pushing the accelarator but it didnt rev up or move any faster, i eventually stoped on the side of the road (on the freeway) lifted up the hood and checked 4 any problems but i couldent see anything wrong, so i called a tow truck and 1 hour later it comes, the tow truck guy asked me wat the problem was and i said i dont know it just stoped working, so he jumped in the car and turn the key and it started........... i forgot to turn the car back on when i was rolling down the hill (i was very high) i had to pay the tow truck driver for coming out. :mad:

[ZigZagZeppelin]

I had my ex aunt give me a blowjob & then she took me to her new apartment for some all night action.

(my uncle divorced her a few months prior & I saw her in a bar not far from my apartment)

[Buzzing 4 life69]

ahahahahahahaha on 2 it dude :D

[stoner spirit]

I always run into shit when I'm stoned, and when I'm not, I could get around the house just like as if I could see vary well. I wonder if there's any other blind stoners out there besides me.

[ezjim]

drove 60 miles one way to do a job for some one and forgot to bring my saw and air compessor had to drive back home so a 2 hr job turned into a 4 hour drive

[Calliesmokes2]

The other night I was stoned and drunk and took everything off my shelves in my room, books, cd's pictures stuff like that, plus took all my clothes out of my drawer and piled them on the floor then crashed in my bed and woke up to a mess in the morning.

[BluntArtist]

My roommate and I sat outside during the worst thunderstorm and almost got struck by lightning.

[Dick Justice]

Wow Callie I actually did almost the same thing like two weeks ago, except I took everything and put it in my drawers or closet. My room is still totally bare, I did it to illustrate a point to my mom by removing everything in my room she said looked cluttered. I keep a damn tidy room too, so that offended me!

[Calliesmokes2]

Wow Callie I actually did almost the same thing like two weeks ago, except I took everything and put it in my drawers or closet. My room is still totally bare, I did it to illustrate a point to my mom by removing everything in my room she said looked cluttered. I keep a damn tidy room too, so that offended me!Maybe we need to smoke up in my room together. That way when I mess it up you'll put eveythig back and my mom won't get pissed off lol. The worst part of what happened is I woke up hungover and was tryin to put everythin back. Well my mom came in and asked what happened. I had a roach in my ashtray and I dunno how she didn't see it, plus I later found half a cup of vodka on my night table. I wouldve been grounded till I was 19 or somethin if she found my stuff.

[jzzinator69]

I took 354 mg of DXM at summer camp, and I'm not sure what was going through my head, but I got into my starting block for a race (there wasnt actually a block) and I just ran into the side of my bed and then I started rolling around on the floor laughing and the people in my cabin were worried, so they called in the councelor from the other room.

Looking back on this, it was one of the funniest things ive ever done.