i lost my virgity in......

[tHc ministry]

i lost my virginity a week after my 15th b'day, the nite i had my first eva alcoholic drink and it was to a asshole. But least i can say it was in a bed.

tHc :cool:

[Dope Chic]

I lost my virginity at 15 to my asshole bf...who later got me in BIG trouble. He was such a loser looking back...but like they say hind sight is always 20/20 :confused:

[rnf232s]

i lost mine to a girl i was with for a while when i was 16 only to find out that 4 days earlier she fucked my best friend. needless to say there was some shit that went down with that. :p

[maryjanemama]

To my pot smoking, Dead head boyfriend, who is now a successful pot smoking investment broker (who knew?). It's 13 yrs. later and he was still calling, so my husband changed our phone number. Now, old boyfriend is building a home in the area and leaving Philly. Husband is FREAKING!

[king cola]

hahah,i lost my virginity at 15 on a bench! wayo

[wickedpassion]

umm yeah...i lost mine to an asshole when i was 14. bleh

[goldhead]

lol some mad shit, jus imagine what ur parents would say ;)!i lost mine a couple of weeks ago and im 16, not a thing u go braggin bout tho :D!

[NowhereMan]

im still a cherry














didnt think so


some ho at some party many yrs ago

she wanted it,,so as a teenage walking boner i obliged her.
regret it now i must say ,
i see her now and then and still think about that she dont know she was my first,she wouldnt believe it if i told her anyway,
peace

[WeeeeeBong]

I lost mine when i was 22.Yep thats right 22.I lost it again at 23 and then again at 24.In fact i've lost it many many times.People just like poppin cherries so its a good way to get laid.

[Lola]

lmao, this thread cracks me up:)

[cherylsyv]

I keep laughing out loud while reading this thread, my kid thinks I'm crazy! Oh and I'm a new virgin. ;)

[nancyrenee]

:eek: I still have my virginity! :D

[Tech]

I lost mine inside a girls fanny , never to be found again. :mad:

[HvyFuel]

19. Friend's girlfriend chatted me up. I said no. Friend and multiple friend's friends kicked f*ck out of me. Phoned friend's girlfriend. F*cked friend's girlfriend. F*cked off friend.

The End

peace :)

[Lulu]

I lost mine when i was 22.Yep thats right 22.I lost it again at 23 and then again at 24.In fact i've lost it many many times.People just like poppin cherries so its a good way to get laid.


~lol~ I think that's just the funniest thing I ever heard :D Thanks for that :)

[WeeeeeBong]

Well if ya ever want to try a virgin.... ;) heheh

[Bloogleshleimens]

19. Friend's girlfriend chatted me up. I said no. Friend and multiple friend's friends kicked f*ck out of me. Phoned friend's girlfriend. F*cked friend's girlfriend. F*cked off friend.

The End

peace :)

You sound to be a seriously hvy f*cker Hvy.

[Bloogleshleimens]

To my pot smoking, Dead head boyfriend, who is now a successful pot smoking investment broker (who knew?). It's 13 yrs. later and he was still calling, so my husband changed our phone number. Now, old boyfriend is building a home in the area and leaving Philly. Husband is FREAKING!

Uh-Oh. Sounds right serious.

[Bloogleshleimens]

I don't know, actually, I'm not so sure I ever really was a virgin. Just ignorant as to the anatomical and mechanical processes involved in the fine art of making lust. Hugh Hefner and Larry Flint proved to be a very big help in those regards though, along with a few medical journals maybe.

[maryjanemama]

Uh-Oh. Sounds right serious.
Not really, I haven't heard from him since the number change. Anway, he used to leave his socks on during sex. :eek: White socks. Completely non-stimulating.

[Bloogleshleimens]

Socks-On!? That don't sound quite right to me either. Hell, I don't even wanna die with my damn socks on.

[Bloogleshleimens]

Coulda been worse though. At least his boots was off I take it.

[chrispy21122]

why can't chicks stand it when you leave the socks on???? It would make sense if you were wearing a sock on your penis like a red hot chili pepper , i mean their girlfriends must be super pissed....lol

[HvyFuel]

You sound to be a seriously hvy f*cker Hvy.

I was the one with the bruises.

peace :)

[maryjanemama]

why can't chicks stand it when you leave the socks on???? It would make sense if you were wearing a sock on your penis like a red hot chili pepper , i mean their girlfriends must be super pissed....lolI don't know, it's a pet peave of mine. I just think it is unattractive for a naked man to be wearing socks. I actually told him about it one day, in a joking and funny manner. He laughed and said if we still knew each other when he was old and retired, he'd leave them on during sex, only he'd hike them up to his knees first!:p

Personally, if I ever find myself alone with a naked Anthony Keidis, he can wear socks...even white ones (just not on his penis).

[Lulu]

I don't know, it's a pet peave of mine. I just think it is unattractive for a naked man to be wearing socks. I actually told him about it one day, in a joking and funny manner. He laughed and said if we still knew each other when he was old and retired, he'd leave them on during sex, only he'd hike them up to his knees first!:p

Personally, if I ever find myself alone with a naked Anthony Keidis, he can wear socks...even white ones (just not on his penis).


I'd have to second that Maryjane, Anthony Keidis is hot, really hot, with or without the sock,,,,,,,,, ;)

[Darkneon420]

Lost mine at 12 being taken advantage of. Oh well shit happends.Just gotta get over it and keep living life no mater what goes down gotta get back up.

[teresaj2k]

i lost mine when i was 14 to a boy i was seeing and was in love with and continued to see for 3 years. i don't regret it. i learned a lot in those 3 years. i still talk to him and we're pretty good friends. and yes, i think men look like dorks when they wear their socks during sex...

[Valrasha]

Ummm, about 19 with a person I'd rather not remember, just a lusty fling I guess.

[Jesus Smoked Pot]

16 , to a girl i thoug i loved i dont regeret it

[lethal purple poison]

im 21, i lost my verginity when i was 19. some would say thats odd, but oh well, I was saveing my self, and the person i lost it to was my fiance fer 1 year.... that is untill she took off the ring i gave her and fucked one of her ex Bf's .... turns out she has had many ex's ... like 80 or so, or so she says , anyways we split fer awile and tried working things out, we were back together fer 4 months and she cheated on me again. if i knew what i knew now..... id still be a virgin, i wouldnt be in debt and i wouldnt be so depressed half the time. sometimes loseing yer verginity just isnt the greatest thing in the world.

[imagoober]

i lost mine to my right hand in like the sixth grade but offically i lost it when i was 18 to my close friends MOM she was drunk and i was spending the night, in more ways that on when the night was over, that would scar some people but i am now looking on the bright side i did get some and havent since then im now 22, i think im deprived!!

[Kronik Bagz]

in 7th grade, got drunk at a party an screwed a gurl in a bathroom if i remember right. not too romantic but oh well, i had fun

[Ammie]

lmao this thread is to fuckin funny lmaohahahahaahahahaha

[AbbaZabba]

I was 14 and thats only because me and the chick smoked like 10 bowls together then next thing you know where shagging like crazy! lasted like 15 minutes i think but not bad for a first timer i guess!

[geordie lass]

i lost mine when i was ten at a drunked party wiv me cuz to a 18 yr old lad i regret it now i would advice any1 to have sex young wait till ur ready fot it dont let ppl push u in to it

[Ammie]

10 GOD LORD AND HE WAS 18 MY GOD SUM ONE SHOULD OF PUT HIS SICK ASS IN JAIL WTF

[spittle chew]

guess what, im an 80 year old virgin

[spittle chew]

not really im a 15 year old virgin

[DarkKnightH20]

I'm 16, changing 17 in Sept 4th. I lost mine 3 months ago. Since then, I've lost it 29 more time and counting. I think I do it too much now.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G4Pfn0P06T8J:nekonoai.mine.nu:8000/avatars/sigs/wtf.jpg

^ Image applies to losing it at 10. Ah, that sucks.

[Kombucha]

Since then, I've lost it 29 more time and counting.

You count the number of times you have sex?


I think I do it too much now.

You think you do it too much!? There is no too much.

[ickivicki]

Still have it.


I think I saw one other virgin on here.. woo!

[Proof]

I lost me this yr sometime im 16 think it was june sometime i lost it to someone i love :) and im still with her :D!

[Imotep]

lost mine at 16 to a dirty bitch who give me crabs. :mad:
i inadvertantly passed them on before the colony had become apparent.

[Proof]

lol thats unlucky mate

[Kid Dynamite]

I lost my virginity in....

Ohio

no not really im still a virgin (15)

[psychocat]

1974

[00Ampersand]

I'm still a virgin according to Sue Johanson (spell?)...she says that you have to be penetrated in order to be devirginized, and I can honestly say that I've never been penetrated :D
~007~

[GHoSToKeR]

I'm still a virgin according to Sue Johanson (spell?)...she says that you have to be penetrated in order to be devirginized, and I can honestly say that I've never been penetrated :D
~007~
ditto

[00Ampersand]

Has anyone ever accidently went through your ectoplasm with a broom handle or other such object? Cause that counts as penetration
~007~

[Imotep]

shit them im a virgin too?

does doin a cock sized turd count?

[GHoSToKeR]

does doin a cock sized turd count?
dammit!

that doesn't count for anything! argh! lol

[Imotep]

lmfao

[CanaBliss]

Last summer I fucked my bitch ex g/f at 14 years old at her house.

[dog420]

shit them im a virgin too?

does doin a cock sized turd count?
Lmao

[psychocat]

Last summer I fucked my bitch ex g/f at 14 years old at her house.


Statutory rape that isn't it???????
Send him straight to fuckin jail.

[Kid Dynamite]

Accidently...with a broom handle? Surely that would involve you landing on a broom while naked? And is it really called ectoplasm? Sounds like something from ghostbusters...

[00Ampersand]

And is it really called ectoplasm? Sounds like something from ghostbusters...

good call cause it was directed to ghosttoker haha
~007~

[Imotep]

haha i missed the ghost connection
der :D

[CanaBliss]

I didn't consider it rape, but hey I ain't the only one that "raped" a girl on here so it looks.. ;)

[FrenchInhale]

I lost mine to my girlfriend of two years. Although I must say, now that I don't have a girlfriend, and I was use to getting it minimum 4 times a week... I feel like im going to die since I haven't had sex in almost a year now. There are some things that internet porn just can't fix. Curse the fact that I smoke and never have the energy to talk to a girl.

[Ammie]

I lost mine to my girlfriend of two years. Although I must say, now that I don't have a girlfriend, and I was use to getting it minimum 4 times a week... I feel like im going to die since I haven't had sex in almost a year now. There are some things that internet porn just can't fix. Curse the fact that I smoke and never have the energy to talk to a girl.


i feel ya there babe 16 mos for me and counting :(

[jacquelyne]

Lost mine at 17 to a guy i was with for 6 months then i stayed with him for another 4 1/2 years then he cheated on me the MAGGOT.

[slinger]

damm virginity that was a long time ago,but your right a least it was in a bed,mine was lost in the barn.

[youngster420]

i lost mine at 15 in a truck

[bob banana]

lol some mad shit, jus imagine what ur parents would say ;)!i lost mine a couple of weeks ago and im 16, not a thing u go braggin bout tho :D!
fukin hellman, im the bigest looser im 17 and still got no pussay (gee i wonder y!) Jay and silent bob are cool!

[Proof]

lol iv got that song jay and silent bob the fuck song well funny

[bob banana]

jay and silent bob are the coolest if it wasnt coz when j wanks he htinks of man (or so says the apostol) from DOGMA pll!
btw does any one watch the cartoon clercks?

[00Ampersand]

I have a simple formula that will solve your problem ammie

bar+beer+condoms+low expectations+neon sign that says "will fuck in exchange for sex"= sex

~007~

[Encatuse]

I lost mine on the floor to my girlfriend of 2 weeks whilst the movie Shrek was playing in the background and my mom was in the other room. ((We both wanted sex bad. We couldn't figure it out at first.. women have too many holes!)) Im still with her. ^^ Been 2 and a half years now I think. The weirdest part of that night that makes it most memorable was the fact that she seemed to have two hymens.. and the second one was really reluctant to break. I wonder if I broke her.. :S

[LonerStoner]

I lost mine on the floor to my girlfriend of 2 weeks whilst the movie Shrek was playing in the background and my mom was in the other room. ((We both wanted sex bad. We couldn't figure it out at first.. women have too many holes!)) Im still with her. ^^ Been 2 and a half years now I think. The weirdest part of that night that makes it most memorable was the fact that she seemed to have two hymens.. and the second one was really reluctant to break. I wonder if I broke her.. :S

Sounds like you hit her cervix

[xrealshortskirtx]

I just lost mine a little over a month and a week ago. To this guy who I'd fooled around with before. He'd give me weed for a BJ or something but this time he offered me DXM in the form of Coricidin Cough and Cold instead, I said no because I know those can't be highly allergic for some person (I did DXM the other night for the 1st time though, it was weird...) Anyways, it was in his dad's car in the church parking lot at like 8 at night. Afterwards he really didn't want to talk because he was so out of it on DXM. It was right after eating dinner with him family. The bad thing is it sucked, I did all the work! ;) I still have to see him at school everyday and we never talk. He comes to school high everyday. Or messed up on some other one pill things that make him happy, its not X, I have no idea what they are? The only "communication" we have is him touching another girl in front of me to make me jealous. I wish I had the courage to say something to him.... :(

Oh yeah, I just turned 16.

[GHoSToKeR]

I just lost mine a little over a month and a week ago. To this guy who I'd fooled around with before. He'd give me weed for a BJ or something but this time he offered me DXM in the form of Coricidin Cough and Cold instead, I said no because I know those can't be highly allergic for some person (I did DXM the other night for the 1st time though, it was weird...) Anyways, it was in his dad's car in the church parking lot at like 8 at night. Afterwards he really didn't want to talk because he was so out of it on DXM. It was right after eating dinner with him family. The bad thing is it sucked, I did all the work! ;) I still have to see him at school everyday and we never talk. He comes to school high everyday. Or messed up on some other one pill things that make him happy, its not X, I have no idea what they are? The only "communication" we have is him touching another girl in front of me to make me jealous. I wish I had the courage to say something to him.... :(

Oh yeah, I just turned 16.
woah.. u give BJ's and stuff for weed? thats not cool at all.. you need to show yourself a little more respect, unless you actually dont care.. but either way, its not cool.. and any guy that will "buy" a blow job off you is a fucking loser and needs to learn some respect.. peace

[silentbob9898]

word...i think that makes your a hooker

[The C]

it's been like 6 months at least :(

C-dog needs communication skillz.

Lol.

[GHoSToKeR]

i lost my virginity in......

......a girl. duh! :p

[The C]

Hey ghost

you got an e-mail addy?

[GHoSToKeR]

indeed i do!

[email protected] :)

[devilgirl]

i dont think it does if she cant help it marijuana has a power over people :D

[The C]

Hey im lonley, if your in the area....

Lol jokes.

...

jokes... How hot are you?

[Encatuse]

Hooker: Slang. A prostitute.
Prostitute: One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.


Yup. Sounds like a hooker by definition. Payment = Weed. BJ = Sex Act
Who knows... maybe she meant big jar. Maybe he was a jar collector... Maybe...

[00Ampersand]

or maybe she forgot the 'p' in front of bj and ment "peanut butter and jam sandwich" :D
~007~

[maryjanemama]

Tilde's racecar bed...:D

[xrealshortskirtx]

woah.. u give BJ's and stuff for weed? thats not cool at all.. you need to show yourself a little more respect, unless you actually dont care.. but either way, its not cool.. and any guy that will "buy" a blow job off you is a fucking loser and needs to learn some respect.. peace
yeah. definately not cool. i kinda regret, but i dont have a lot of respect for myself. i have really bad depression and i dont like who i am (well until i did ccc when a friend last week i have been in such a better mood cz i feel like i have more to offer than what i thought. and strangely ccc has given confidence.... now just if i could talk to him...) ... he may be a fucking loser which he is but i still like him. sick, i know. i have no idea why i mean he was such a fucking asshole and hurt me but i still like him? messed up.....



word...i think that makes your a hooker
Oy! I hope not.... I mean it wasnt like he was like give me a bj and i give you weed it was like "lets go in the woods, smoke my weed, give me a bj (i was kinda loopy the first time so i probably wouldnt have if i hadnt)"....


i dont think it does if she cant help it marijuana has a power over people Once i got a taste of that happiness. I didnt want to go back to being normal and depressed. Not thats theres anything with weed or any drugs of sort but I know if I had never done anything with this dude I would still be "innocent" for longer... I involunatrely place blame on him for some stuff..

Sorry for all the typing! Just trying to defend myself, kidding. I can't believe I was a Hooker! :(

Also Im getting some weed this weekend hopefully but I dont know how to roll a joint. I've went to sites but its french to me. I have the papers n such from cigars.... but is there another easily made home made thing me n my friend could use? Thanks!

[BalliN]

lol..14..summmer before freshman year.. to my gf at the time.

[Byker]

fukin hellman, im the bigest looser im 17 and still got no pussay

Don't worry about it ... look, I was once the World's Oldest Virgin.

And I started early, too, which makes it even more amazing. I had my first hand & blowjob at 14. That was all I got for a long time. From 19 - 27, I had one steady g/f, and who was a lovely thing who really enjoyed oral sex, really enjoyed mutual masturbation, really enjoyed cuddling and snuggling and kissing and licking ... but she didn't want to fuck. I loved her, so I waited.

She finally did when she was 26. She liked it as much as anything else we'd done together. She liked it so much that, when she met this sailboarding guy, she started doing him, too.

Like, I waited all this time, just to get her ready for 'im. Talk about bad luck!

It wasn't so bad, though. I had a year when I was 28 where I had nobody steady, and it seemed like I was getting laid every week. Then I met my wife, got married, and that, as they say, was that.

So I say, relax on yourself. If you get some before you're 26, you've got me beat, and waiting didn't hurt me any. :)

[Bunkyhope]

i was 15. to my ex girlfriend who had since aquired another guy. she told me she dumped him for me, but she lied, they were still together... the amsuing thing is that her guy is a total dick-mongoose... hehehe

[mr chinnery]

i lost my virginity a week after my 15th b'day, the nite i had my first eva alcoholic drink and it was to a asshole. But least i can say it was in a bed.

tHc :cool:

Why do girls always lose their virginities to arseholes? It's brilliant for all us arseholes out there!

[The C]

lost mine at 16 to a dirty bitch who give me crabs. :mad:
i inadvertantly passed them on before the colony had become apparent.



Inadvertantly..??? Common, keep it rollin'n.
What would limp bizkit (who remembers this band?) think?. Ehh?

No im j.k, nobody should spread that shit around.

Socks while even sleeping or walking around the house are gay. Slippers can be alright is your feet don't start "cold swetting" Then socksmay be required.

I lost my vigrinity 17 I think it was.
I was just bored and horny and so was this girl.

I envy all you people who gave it up for love! :o

The C

[Flaegrek]

Still haven't gotten rid of mine...

I talk like it's a bad cold, or something...

anyone gals wanna get together? :P

[meek mike]

I lost my vigrinity 17 I think it was.
I was just bored and horny and so was this girl.


Same thing happened with me. I was bored she was horny. I was laying on top of her and she said "I haven't done that before." I said what? She said "the butt". I got a big grin and went in. She yelled then the smell hit me and I hit the road. I still laugh about that. My first time hitting where so many want to go but can't go. Just in case you are thinking about the but sure it's tight but the smell isn't that nice. ;}~

Rev. Michael T

[meek mike]

The next time wasn't what I was looking for either. My manager flirted with me but I had plans to go to my first strip club so I invited her. She said ok. After an hour we left and went back to my house. We got hot and heavy so I stuck it in. She yelled and ran to the bathroom. I didn't know she was on the rag and had it still in. She was in the bathroom for a half hour trying to get it out. My bad. I still laugh about that too.

Know I'm married and get it 3 weeks out of the month. It's gggoooooodddd to be married.

Rev. Michael T

[Trace Evidence]

I lost mine about 3 months ago to my ex gf, lookin back it was kinda funny, beings i was 16 or just turned 17 we were at my house and i think my mom left to get grocerys or summthin quick,first time i lasted 8 minutes, which my friends still laugh thier asses off, <-a condom woulda helped there(yea i no stupid cuz i coulda been a dad). 2 days later we had a day off school and we did it for an hour and a half strait. thing i member most was first time i wasnt thinkin much about doin it it was more like I CANT WAIT TO TELL MY FRIENDS! she moved a little while ago, and that blew ass cuz neither one of us fucked up the relationship.o well no use in mowpin around, plenty of other women-zes out der.

[Belleza]

i lost mine last year smokin a 1/2 and drinking in the parking lot of a prison and it was kool kuz i wasn't paranoid at all and it was at a prison!! lol, it was great i don't regret it and i'm still with the guy and i love him. i don't give a fuck if anyone says that it was sleezy just kuz it was in the back seat of a car at a prison smoking good shit. At least im still with the guy right??

[jacquelyne]

in my brothers bed but not with him of course

[BlazinHaze]

I waited until I was 18, and it was to a guy I was dating that was older and definitely a manwhore. We were in his bed.

:D I mean don't get me wrong though because he definitely knew what to do and how to do it. :D



**I'm gonna bring back old school threads**

[beachguy in thongs]

The year before I met my first serious g/f, I had a little rhendezvous with her best friend and a friend of mine, both younger than me. That wasn't much because it was outside in the middle of winter and basically, I only penetrated so far and my friend got several whacks. But I was 16. 14 years, 13 girls later, I'm slipping.

And, I was wondering, I saw December?

[Ganj]

Still have it.


I think I saw one other virgin on here.. woo!

your not alone...i'm eighteen and i'm still one.

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

Lost mine when i was 16 to a girl who said she couldnt orgasm!!! and it was true she really couldnt! that kinda pissed me off but oh well

[TonyD]

Females have a self-destruct button they ALWAYS pick the right shit guy and think its great.

[lizka4200]

first time i took i was 13 and i told the kid i still wanted to be a virgin so to fuck me in the ass...so dumb
14 i had real sex with my ex of 3.5 years

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

:eek: omg
<-------- virgin ????????

yeah, still a virgin

[lizka4200]

i sometimes wish i were to..then i would have something to look forward too

[NightProwler]

im 14 and haven't. but i think i'm gonna soon.

[JackNoble]

First time was quick and awkward. The feeling wasn't even that good and I was afraid I was going to hurt her because she was a virgin. Had the whole "where do I put it" thing going on too.