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Dick Justice
06-28-2005, 03:48 PM
I've been out of weed for only a couple days, but it seems like longer. So last night I was just getting drunk, and I'm the type who doesn't get drunk very easy, but when I do get drunk I am royally smashed and can barely see straight. So I bombed some gin and sort of slumped in front of the computer with some music, and this skeevy kid I know asks me if I wanna smoke for free.

Well, I don't really like this kid, and the only weed I've seen him with is complete shwag, and it's like 1:00 in the morning.... but I was drunk so I said "yesh" and stumbled up the road to his house. I didn't even really think about my parents catching me, just didn't occur.

He was there with some other skeevy kid, and we sat in his room and smoked a few bowls. He was sitting there sipping a Coors light like it was the greatest thing in the world, and he kept trying to tell me things like acid is full of rat poison and I've never had good weed, only he's had good weed, etc. Typical pathetic bullshitter conversation. The whole time all I can think is "Get high, get home, get high, get home." I intentionally didn't bring any money, in case he wanted to rob me.

Well, his "bomb ill shit" was neither bomb nor ill, seeing as I went to his house drunk, smoked about 3g's between the three of us, drank a Coors (cottonmouth) and went home again--and I remember the whole night. Now I have a weird smell on me that I can't shower off, and I feel like I haven't slept in a few days.

Terrific.

The moral of the story? Don't associate with scum trimmings, you'll only waste your time on bad weed and piss poor alcohol. From now on, if I can't smoke good weed, I smoke no weed at all!

mellowman420
06-28-2005, 04:34 PM
good point!

ezjim
06-28-2005, 04:39 PM
see what happens when you drink schwag beer and smoke schwag weed i hope you learned your lesson LOL i feel for you though i ran out yesterday afternoon and my normal guy is working out of town for the next 6 weeks and my back up guy is a drunken slacker and never made it by last nite like he said he would but promised he would come by after work today but he doesnt get off till 4 pm damn time moves slow when your waiting for weed

tylerkane
06-28-2005, 10:51 PM
I hate those kind of people.
They know absolutley nothing about drugs they haven't tried and they think they are like fucking experts when it comes to weed.
This town is full of them, ignorant pissheads who need to shut the fuck up.
Oh man, I have some serious problems.

Lily420
06-29-2005, 08:14 AM
Damn....bad night! If it were me and sumone was telling me their weed was better than mine (whihc like you said was not true) i would have told him "If its so fuckin good then fuckin eat it" and then i'de shove it down his throat.
And about the other shit i would have robed them. :D
there are other alternatives but i defenitly wouldent just sit there and listen....

BalliN
06-29-2005, 08:19 AM
i hate bullshitters too

Hempamasta
06-29-2005, 04:24 PM
It's funny when they think that their schwag is "dank"... and all it is are stems and seeds. Nothing else. I usually just laugh and then pull out my skunk weed with no seeds and big, fat fluffy nugs and watch their jaws drop to the floor. Then I don't let them smoke any of it.

Dick Justice
06-29-2005, 05:13 PM
Yuh I definitely learned my lesson. I mean, it was a lesson I've learned a few times before, but hopefully this time it stuck. :p

BluntArtist
06-29-2005, 11:23 PM
It's funny when they think that their schwag is "dank"... and all it is are stems and seeds. Nothing else. I usually just laugh and then pull out my skunk weed with no seeds and big, fat fluffy nugs and watch their jaws drop to the floor. Then I don't let them smoke any of it.

I've pulled that trick before haha... :D (Just cheesin' it)