I'm lucky

[187]

Last sunday night i was at my cousin's house he was ahving a party cause his parents were in boston for the weekend. well anyways me my cousin were drivin this girl home from the party. me and her were in the back seat i was holding her hand haha. anyways we were driving down this street and there was a street light it was liek 1 in the morning so it was blinking red and yellow. we were on the red blinking side so that means your supposed to stop leik a stop sign. well my cousin wasn't to concentrated and drove right through it. there was a cop parked a parking lot right next to the light. told him right after he did it he should have stopped then we saw flashing lights behind us. i didn't have my seatbelt on niether did the girl so we put them on since its against the law and u get a ticket if u don;t ahev one on.anyways i kinda messed up the seatbelt when putting it on so it musta looked kinda wierd from his perspective. so when he got up to the car he ask em to get out. now i had my bowl and lighter in a cell phone case in my pocket and a bag of like one bowl pack of weed in my other and my ipod. he tells me i looked like i was hiding somehting under the seat when he pulled me over. so when im out of the car he tells me to put my hands behind my back and tells me in my introuble hes jsut looking for weapons i was scraed as fuck so he searchin and he grabs that cell phone case my bowl is in through my poacket and he goes "is this a pipe in your pcoket" and i go no its my cell hpne in its case he was liek are u lying too me and i was like "no" and totally believced me and was liek ok then made me sit on the curb and checked under the seat i was sooooo fucking relieved holy shit. then he tells me i can go back in the car. all that happens is my cousin gets a ticket for driving too late thats itt and we had to get someon 18 or older to drive us homeee.eeeeelfmelfmekfm..
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how fucking lucky am i hahahha i love it

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Haha, u lucky bitch. Shit whenever i have to deal with the cops, i dont lie. your lucky you would have got like more then just a possesion charge if he would have actaully checked.

[187]

i know dude i jsut really didn't want to get caught

[makor01]

paragraphs are your friends.

[187]

paragraphs are your friends.
sorry man haha im not a good writer plus its 3 in the morning and i was typing has fast as i could

[makor01]

its all good.

[187]

i jsut talked to the son of one of the cops that pulled us over and he told me that his mom said i looked mad high and she knew i had a bowl on mee holy shit

[w4terb0ng]

i had to swallow a HUGE swollen dime bag once when i got pulled over. i thought i was going to suffocate to death. it got stuck in the middle of my chest and i had to down an entire 20oz. bottle of sprite to get it down. i was praying that i didn't puke it up on the cop while he was talking to me. i got away...but never seen any signs of the bag actually 'passing through'...

[Hektik]

When ever i'm in a car and get pulled over and im packin shit i always lie to the cops. Fuck em. When they ask me if they can search my pockets i say Fuck no, they do it anyways so i'm never lucky :(

[InhaleItALL]

paragraphs are your friends.
LMAO

That is the funniest fucking thing I have heard in a long time.:D

[mmmresin]

i got away...but never seen any signs of the bag actually 'passing through'...


did you look closely? lmfao

[w4terb0ng]

no.....but i've never had foreign objects in my ass either....

what about yourself???

[Omun]

lucky you. I got off once for running a red light :eek: Here in Minneapolis MN they are putting cameras up to ticket car owners if there car shows up in a picture running a red. Hopefully some of these really careless drivers will get some tickets!

[w4terb0ng]

we've had those lights forever... some of them don't even work. at least i've never gotten tickets for doing stupid shit in front of one of them.