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HOW DO I LOOK AT THIS GUY AT MY WORK?! HES COCK-EYED IN BOTH EYES! I CANT EVEN TELL WHICH EYE IS THE NORMAL ONE...ITS THAT BAD...WHEN I TALK TO HIM I GET DISCOURAGED CAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO LOOK AT AND I FEEL SO WEIRD...what to do? :D
Lily420
06-28-2005, 05:41 AM
lol...well orea i think you should look beyond his eyes and in his head ya thinkity? It shouldent matter what he looks like. Just smile at him and talk to him normally, he might be a cool guy.
no i talk to him...hes cool, but thats the thing i feel weird because i dont know if im looking at his weird eyes or him...its confusing im telling u
daZenfmeister
06-28-2005, 05:55 AM
look at the bridge of his nose and he wont tell
rastabill89
06-28-2005, 05:55 AM
yea i agree just look at his as if he wasent cock eyed
mynameismike0
06-28-2005, 05:56 AM
i had a sub like that freshman year in high school. he would look at one kid and other random kids in the class would answer because he had one wandering eye lol. he always got so pissed. we would cross our eyes. yay for 14 year old immaturity!
makor01
06-28-2005, 06:13 AM
this remindes me of waynes world 2 when theyre trying to get a concert permit.
"ill sift thru these papers with a fine toothed comb, cross all the "t's" and dot all the.........lower case "j's"
3 Sheets To The Wind
06-28-2005, 09:45 AM
Look at one eye for 2 seconds, then the other for 2 seconds (you'll be looking left to right like an idiot, putting some fun into this guy's life, if he doesn't all ready have fun:D)
Stedric
06-28-2005, 09:53 AM
Your eyes naturally shift from left eye to right eye when you looking at someone. Thats why when you're acting on film your supposed to focus on the closest eye to the camera.
DonnieDarko
06-28-2005, 12:08 PM
I'd ask him, in a very sincere way, "What's the deal with your eyes ?". You might get an honest answer, and then you can explain that you're not quite sure how to look at him. Maybe he can help you.
Cheery Cherry
06-28-2005, 12:47 PM
I'd ask him, in a very sincere way, "What's the deal with your eyes ?". You might get an honest answer, and then you can explain that you're not quite sure how to look at him. Maybe he can help you.
I agree. I am the type to ask, so I would suggest you ask, respectfully.
NowhereMan
06-28-2005, 12:48 PM
i usually look at the forehead in such cases,the hiarline,and i still wonder if they looking at me when im talking to them,ya cant tell
was a dude like that in school people picking on alot,he was smart friendly guy but still got bothered becuase he literally looked right thru u it seemed, and could bug ya to talk to him for any length of time,
he got slapped alot untill he kicked one dudes ass for it and they stopped .
alot is Judged by the look in your eye
ZigZagZeppelin
06-28-2005, 12:56 PM
Oreo's AND Lilly's LARGE CHILDISH CURSING SIGS are really juvenile.
w4terb0ng
06-28-2005, 01:15 PM
if you're going to look at the guys forehead....(LOL).. at least stutter alot or something, so there's a reason for acting like a weirdo. make him think that you're just as 'un-normal' as he is. that way he's not uncomfortable with you looking at his head while you're talking to him. geez, that's got to be one of the most disrespectful things i could think of...staring at his hairline when he's talking to you. lol... and i think you're going to make him uncomfortable no matter how you ask him ''what's the deal with your eyes?" that's just wrong. but yes, watch out for pissing people like that off...this one kid when i went to high school, he wore HUGE coke bottle glasses and was always talking to himself. he would always be in gym trying out wrestling moves on 'invisible people'. this one dude came up to him on the bleachers one day and started talking trash to him.... so he puts the guy in a sleeper hold and wouldn't let go for about 5-10 minutes!!!! this guy was passed out and slobbering all over himself with blood coming out of his ears (the guy in the sleeper hold of course!) .... and the weird guy just dropped him about 5 feet from the bleachers to the hardwood floor on his face. needless to say, nobody messed with him again that year. lol...
muncheemama
06-28-2005, 02:47 PM
if hes cockeyed, I doubt he realizes you have troubles looking at him. Hes probably had this problem his whole life and is used to the way ppl look at him.
Creeper
06-28-2005, 03:10 PM
Look at is eyes...maybe theyll do trippy shit like drift to different corners of the eye lol.
muncheemama
06-28-2005, 03:38 PM
"yo man, Its all good, ppl look at me weird all the time."
hoodedclum
06-28-2005, 03:43 PM
theres a guy like that at my college, i know what you mean its really hard to know where to look but the guys cool so i just talk to him like i would anyone else.
ScarlettCrush
06-28-2005, 05:31 PM
I agree. I am the type to ask, so I would suggest you ask, respectfully.
please do not ask what's the deal with your eyes.
if you simply MUST say something, do it in the most tactful gentle way possible. I have a friend with a scar on his forehead, (looks like he was in a fight or accident) he calls it his intelligence meter. Ignorant people will ask "what the hell happened to you???" right off and stare open mouthed. Seems like the smarter they are, the less likely they are to mention it, or act like there is anything wrong whatsoever according to him. And he is a smart dude so I would vote for the say nothing stare at his nose or look elsewhere camp. Until you know him well enough to be rude.
Oreo's AND Lilly's LARGE CHILDISH CURSING SIGS are really juvenile.
whats ur deal? i dont get why you care so much...just trying to get a laugh...and if you dont laugh dont say anything to disrespect me, i never say anything to disrespect you. The MODS havent even said anything to me about it.
Stedric
06-28-2005, 06:38 PM
Oreo's AND Lilly's LARGE CHILDISH CURSING SIGS are really juvenile.
IMMATURITY ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD FULL OF STONERS?! That's COMPLETELY unheard of!
ZigZagZeppelin
06-28-2005, 06:42 PM
not all stoners are ignorant or lil children, ya know.....
there ARE A FEW intelligent enough to post without the un necessary inclusion of vulgarity.
the haves & the havenots (common sense + intelligence).
w4terb0ng
06-28-2005, 09:38 PM
what the fucking hell kind of shit are you fucking talking about damnit? FUCK!
lol....only kidding.
jacquelyne
06-28-2005, 09:46 PM
Thats fucking funny i worked with a guy the same.He had eyes like a punter 1 each way so i just looked at his forehead because there were a few times when he was talking to me i ignored him because i thought he was looking over my shoulder.In the end i just said look mate sorry if i dont answer sometimes but your eyes are pretty uneven and i think your looking at something else.He was cool with that was all good
Stedric
06-28-2005, 11:07 PM
not all stoners are ignorant or lil children, ya know.....
there ARE A FEW intelligent enough to post without the un necessary inclusion of vulgarity.
the haves & the havenots (common sense + intelligence).
You know, ignorance is present in full grown adults, too. It isn't limited to one age group.
ezjim
06-29-2005, 03:25 AM
my step brother and an old GF of mine both had that wandering eye thing just look him in the nose its dead center betwwen the 2 eyes you cant go wrong that way
NextGen
06-29-2005, 06:39 AM
Look him straight in the eyes
Melton420
09-11-2005, 08:21 PM
ha ha ha ha ha people are fucking nuts
beachguy in thongs
09-12-2005, 12:41 AM
Stare at one eye. Maybe he'll think you're the one who's fucked up.
Canadabis
09-12-2005, 02:48 AM
Take an iterest in what he says.
Respect his ideas.
And fuck wahtever discomfort you feel you turd burglar.
beachguy in thongs
09-12-2005, 06:11 AM
Ok, I'm not going back and checking, but I thought this thread was started by a female.
Way to talk to the ladies, canadabis!
NoosaHeads
09-13-2005, 05:59 AM
HOW DO I LOOK AT THIS GUY AT MY WORK?! HES COCK-EYED IN BOTH EYES! I CANT EVEN TELL WHICH EYE IS THE NORMAL ONE...ITS THAT BAD...WHEN I TALK TO HIM I GET DISCOURAGED CAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO LOOK AT AND I FEEL SO WEIRD...what to do? :D
Dude its easy.
Look at his nose.
ADaisyChain
09-13-2005, 06:05 AM
OREO'S A FEMALE!!!!!
Look at the bridge of his nose like everyone else has said. Don't ask him about it, he was probably just born with it. When me and my friends were driving around stoned, we hit some black guy on a bike who's eyes were like that. He was fucking awesome. Didn't want any money for wrecking the front wheel on his bike, so we offered him a ride home and stuff. Talked to him about this and that. All of us wanted to see if he smoked weed, but none of us had the guts to ask.
We all just made eye contact with the eye that was looking at us, or when their wasn't one we'd look at the bridge of his nose. We discussed it a bit after he got out the car.
man...u kno how old this thread is....its over with...lol
ADaisyChain
09-13-2005, 06:25 AM
You're still a female. :(
Yeah, this thread is old. Didn't look. V.V
Just goes to show you, even GOD makes mistakes.
HOW DO I LOOK AT THIS GUY AT MY WORK?! HES COCK-EYED IN BOTH EYES! I CANT EVEN TELL WHICH EYE IS THE NORMAL ONE...ITS THAT BAD...WHEN I TALK TO HIM I GET DISCOURAGED CAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO LOOK AT AND I FEEL SO WEIRD...what to do? :D
edit:
my bad.
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