Solo-Sex

[CanaBliss]

Has anyone ever tried to or can suck there own dick? And if u could would u?

[nicholasstanko]

Dude...get help alright. seriously...just get the help you need from a professional doctor or something.

[nakedgunner]

lol

[Zero Revolt]

If you have a rib surgically removed it will be asy I hear.

[EverydayJunglist]

there was a post like this a while ago lol....imagine getting walked in on blowing yourself....wow

[CanaBliss]

I never said I was going to or have tried. Damn lately everyone been a bunch a cunts on my posts.

[Encatuse]

"If guys could give themselves blowjobs, ladies, you'd be sitting in this room alone, staring at an empty stage." - Bill Hicks ((Not an exact quote, but that's the jist of it))

Any sane guy would suck his own dick.

[Nullific]

Have there not been at least 5 threads on this?
I believe the general consensus is that few men actually can though most would.

[Lily420]

i dont suck dick >_>

[jacquelyne]

if i could i would for sure
nobody can please you better than yourself

[luckydan]

Everytime i try and suck my dick i put my back out........lol

[SENSESFAIL]

there are somethings in life you just dont do, and this is one of them.

[BalliN]

yea theres no argument on this one.

dick in mouth - GAY!

[screwedcork]

yea theres no argument on this one.

dick in mouth - GAY!
yeah so? it'd rock. rock the cock.

[Stedric]

yea theres no argument on this one.

dick in mouth - GAY!
Well I wouldn't do it myself but thats pretty ignorant. Its the same goal as masturbation, I don't see whats wrong with it.

[Cheery Cherry]

Well, if I had a dick, I would try to suck my own...

[ZigZagZeppelin]

Well, if I had a dick, I would try to suck my own...

its more fun finding willing volunteeers tho.....
:D:D

(btw, like urs supa thick?)

[Not Enough Herb]

"If guys could give themselves blowjobs, ladies, you'd be sitting in this room alone, staring at an empty stage."

lol soooooooo true

i think id do it, just wouldnt bust a nut in my own mouth

no one likes the taste of their own gravy

later

[muncheemama]

gravy? how do you know???

[nicholasstanko]

Think about this please...you're a guy...and you actually want to suck your own dick? You'd actually twist and contort yourself into a position to put your mouth on your own cock?

anyway....i guess i must not make sense.

[muncheemama]

Think about this please...you're a guy...and you actually want to suck your own dick? You'd actually twist and contort yourself into a position to put your mouth on your own cock?

anyway....i guess i must not make sense.
yes, I believe that is what they are saying....

[SPL00G]

saving silverman....neone?

[Stedric]

saving silverman....neone?
Haha, I love that movie. Especially the end.

SERGEANT: So when are you gonna get hitched?

JACK BLACK: I'm not, I'm gay.

SERGEANT: Really? Me too...

Good movie.

[maryjanemama]

Wouldn't that be the same as trying to rub your own back? (OK, of course not, but, anyway....) I've tried to rub my own shoulders and lower back and it kind of works but it doesn't feel nearly as good as if someone else did it. Just my two cents. :)

[DonnieDarko]

What if we had real stubby arms and our hands couldn't reach our manhood ? We'd be having the same discussion about masterbation. The thread would ask, "what if you could give yourself a hand-job?". Well, we know the answer to that one: WE ALL DO IT !!!

ERGO, if we could suck our own dick ...... WE WOULD.

[SomeGuy]

I saw something on a website somewhere about A guys story that said he could after a month of strecthing or something like that...anyone want to start trying now? :-p

[CanaBliss]

Lol, I'm too old.



















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[Cheery Cherry]

its more fun finding willing volunteeers tho.....
:D:D

(btw, like urs supa thick?)

Are you trying to tell me yours is "supa thick"? ;)

[ZigZagZeppelin]

Are you trying to tell me yours is "supa thick"? ;)

without a doubt
:)

[slipknotpsycho]

ok i don't care what you guys are SAYING here you know that if you could and it felt as wonderful when a talented woman does it, you'd pretty much have a dick attatched to your mouth 24/7

[Ausman]

wow why not just recruit a willing partner lol i dunno if i would

[xReLiNqUiShLoVe]

Sadly, I know a guy who can (no ribs removed) and will upon command. It's quite akward to say the least, but cool, I guess, lol.

[Porkchop913]

suckin ur own dick is wierd and twisted wtf

[Juggalotus]

"Dont let fear rule you" Darko...Isnt that was religions are for?

[Bunkyhope]

well my theory on the matter is sumthing along the lines of, if all humans could do it, itd become so common that it wouldnt seem weird...like touching urself...everyone can, so everyone does... and nuthing seems weird if ur used to it...like sneezing...think aobut how fucked up sneezing is...yet everyone goes on as if nuthing ever happened...argh! theyre following me again...woohoo! ally mcbeals on!

[Smokey McPot]

My penis can reach my asshole so a lot of the time my wife tells me to go fuck myself when shes not in the mood.

[SteppingTheGrate]

Sadly, I know a guy who can (no ribs removed) and will upon command. It's quite akward to say the least, but cool, I guess, lol.

i used to know a guy who could too! i had seen him stretch that far so i KNEW he could, but he always claimed he never did...yeah right

[Adrenaline Rush]

Dude...get help alright. seriously...just get the help you need from a professional doctor or something.

LMAO!

I think there is a reason why we can't suck our own wee wee.....Personally, I wouldn;t do it if I could.

[Fattie]

Ballin is a fag... its kewl just come out of the closet, anyone that says it like that is a homo and they are just afraid that other people will think they are. Sucking your own dick if you could isnt wrong, doing it in front of people is....

[jzzinator69]

I can suck on the very tip of mine, but it hurts my neck and back 2 much, and I have to hold my leg in the air.

[Marijuana Guru420]

Did you just try this after you read this thread or something?

[jzzinator69]

No, I tried it a while ago and found it wasnt my thing