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motahead
06-27-2005, 10:00 AM
Brothers in toking... BE ADVISED.

I am sorry to say that apparently heavy marijuana use has been recognized as a cause of GYNECOMASTIA or in other words..male breast enlargement.

No wonder my tits are bigger than my ex-girlfriends..(just kidding)

I'm not even kidding. Heavy use wreaks havoc on your endorcrine system (your hormones) and apparently can cause you to develop TITS. If you don't believe me, google it.

So if you suddenly have the urge to feel yourself up...PUT THE BONG DOWN. You may be trying to go to 2nd base with yourself.

Unfortunately for you chicks, heavy use won't affect your breast size.

:eek: :confused: :o

SomeDude
06-27-2005, 10:10 AM
all the tests that were used to prove this have since been disproved. Read "MArijuana Myths, Marijuana Facts" and "Marijuana as Medicine" I forget the authors. This claim is not true and it has been disproved

Rarrr
06-27-2005, 10:22 AM
ARGH! no more propaganda!!!

Hektik
06-27-2005, 10:24 AM
I wish i had man boobies. I'd rub them while i touch my self :d

w4terb0ng
06-27-2005, 03:07 PM
bitch tits huh? well i've been smoking for about 10 years now... and there have been NO developements in that department so far. so fuck it... i'll keep smoking. why couldn't they at least come up with something more creative...like growing an additional dick or something? that would be nice.

ScarlettCrush
06-27-2005, 04:31 PM
smoking weed makes your dick bigger.
let's start that rumor.

w4terb0ng
06-27-2005, 04:36 PM
lol... i am living proof that the comment you just made is totally UNTRUE!!! ....wait....did i just say that??? oh shit..

BalliN
06-27-2005, 04:39 PM
lol

NextGen
06-27-2005, 04:42 PM
Brothers in toking... BE ADVISED.

I am sorry to say that apparently heavy marijuana use has been recognized as a cause of GYNECOMASTIA or in other words..male breast enlargement.

No wonder my tits are bigger than my ex-girlfriends..(just kidding)

I'm not even kidding. Heavy use wreaks havoc on your endorcrine system (your hormones) and apparently can cause you to develop TITS. If you don't believe me, google it.

So if you suddenly have the urge to feel yourself up...PUT THE BONG DOWN. You may be trying to go to 2nd base with yourself.

Unfortunately for you chicks, heavy use won't affect your breast size.

:eek: :confused: :o

you have bitch tits. AHAHAHA

w4terb0ng
06-27-2005, 04:49 PM
can i feel em? haahahahahahaha

mynameismike0
06-27-2005, 04:50 PM
they actually do say smoking weed makes your dick smaller. i'm sure its propaganda though

w4terb0ng
06-27-2005, 04:53 PM
nope. i can't even see mine anymore.

vicstar
06-27-2005, 05:02 PM
what does propaganda mean lol

w4terb0ng
06-27-2005, 05:04 PM
google it

peacenotprofit
06-27-2005, 06:23 PM
deffinite propagada, just like when they said it makes dudes lanky and week to scare people off of using it. REEFER MADDNESS.

w4terb0ng
06-27-2005, 06:28 PM
you forgot that it makes you jump out of windows and rape people...lol

ezjim
06-27-2005, 07:18 PM
that same bullshit rumor was tryed on us in the 70's no one bought it then and no one buys it now if this was true id have bigger tits than dolly freakin parton by now and if it made your pecker bigger id be hung like a walrus

Dick Justice
06-27-2005, 07:21 PM
smoking weed makes your dick bigger.
let's start that rumor.

Shit man, I'ma run with that one!