wtf

[BalliN]

okay like 5 minutes ago this guy call me up for a blunt..well i walk in my room to break it out..and shut the door behind me..so i break it out..put all my bud away for the night...and when i go to leave my room, the door is stuck and i cant fuckin get out.. i turn the knob and the whole door handle turns with it...so im like wtf..and ask my bro if he can open from the outside..and he cant..so he wakes up my mom..and im trying to open it hoodlum style with a credit card and patience....so everntually we all realize the door is hopeless..unless they can get me a phillips head screwdriver. but that aint gonna happen either...so i get everything i need for the night..cell...that dime sack...and my phone charger and go out the window..next thing i know that kid is knocking on my front door ..at this time of night lol...and i turn the corner after just leaving my window and see him asking my mom ..omg where i am ...(haha mom this isnt a drug deal!) so i sell him that sack and he only has a 20 so i go back to my window thinking i can get him a 10$ or another dime...by his request...and the fucking window has a block on it so i cant slide it up...bleh so now i have to take this cat a blunt at like 11 tomrrow before he goes to work...assuming i cant get back into my fuckin room

guess if its hard to understand..sorry i thot it was exceptionally strange.

[mynameismike0]

yah dude thats... odd.

i once didn't realize my mom was in the room and she heard me like "yea i got it.... depends on who you know dude"

and then she didn't think it was a drug deal somehow....

[BalliN]

yea and as i was walking to my door after the deal he was like "yea ill call u in the morning about that blunt man, leave ur phone on" and i turn and my moms is standing at the door..

they prob know i slang anyway if i had to guess..seeing as they never gave me loot & ive never had a job but i buy wuteva i want, plus after i reup my room smells like straight chron . hard to mask the smell of a pound lol

[Rarrr]

haha my parents are pretty ignorant. They thought I was doing drugs years ago (when I wasnt doing drugs) and now that I am they think Im a good boy :D.

[Hektik]

lol i've been trapped in a house before. One time at a party it was me and 4 other guys some weed and some r&r. the door just like wouldn't open... we was at a friends and this was like a steel ass door or some shit. Couldn't get it open at all. And the backdoor has never opend. So we were all fucked up trying to get out the only window that opens, and it's a window that is above like a huge ass drop in thing that goes underthe house... so it was fun lol. I went first and when i hopped out i got 1 foot on the ledge and i thought the other was so i put my foot down right in the hole. Blam i go crashin down in a twisted way. Then my friends just start floppin out the window. all fallin on me lol. Good times