pussy juice

[professer evil]

whats the story with those girls goin around with dirty smelly minges?i was fingerin this girl once and when the juices started movin the stink just bellowed around the room,and the pussy was squeaky too,there was no way in hell i was goin to have a taste of her kebab,

on the other hand i knew a girl whos pussy tasted so good i use to love drinkin from her furry cup,i would have taken a bath in her juices if she could have filled up the tub,


wat yall think bout it?????????????????



peace

[slipknotpsycho]

omg you again......the mods are banning all the wrong people...they need to ban you.....ok now lets hear your lame insult towards me....better be good

[rastabill89]

dude does need to shut the fuck up no one cares about some chicks juice this probley wasent even in real life it was probley just a dream

[professer evil]

theres no need to post on the thread if you havent got anything to add,i dont do that to any of you people who just talk shit all the time and start arguements.

i couldnt care less

you need to fire up a dooby and chill

[nomadherbman]

somegirls wash their kuchies some dont simple as that

[Not Enough Herb]

ew unwashed coochies smell like 4 old drunks on a fishing trip

ladies clean inbetween, simple as that

later

[slipknotpsycho]

theres no need to post on the thread if you havent got anything to add,i dont do that to any of you people who just talk shit all the time and start arguements.

i couldnt care less

you need to fire up a dooby and chill
that is the biggest fuckin lie ever, you are always starting shit on every post anyone else makes.....especially the few that you seem to think have tormented you (those lucky few know who they are) ...so quit your lying kid

[Sentinel]

yah professor evils a twisted fuck, but we need guys like him to liven up the boards a lil, ya know?and this is the sexuality forum

[makor01]

yeah for real this fuck starts more shit that anyone i know.....hes putting up a front here.

[ScarlettCrush]

all women smell and taste different, some do wash but have glands that produce more scent, sometimes it is diet, hormones, weather, time of the month, equinox any number of things that could upset or rerout the fragile blance we have going on down there. Our anatomy as women is far more complicated and delicate than what you all have hanging. We are also taught from a fairly young age that any variation from "normal" makes us undesirable freaks.
I can't tell you the number of dirty dicks I have run across. Men's underwear; jesus I hardly have known a man who could properly wipe his ass, and that shit is sitting 2 inches away from your jonson all day closed up and hotinside them tighty whiteys. Before you start pointing out flaws in women that actually like and trust you enough to get that close to them, maybe you should be a little more generous in thought. You're not perfect and neither are they, if it's noxious then discreetly hit her up with a baby wipe. (keeping supplies like baby wipes, condoms, lube, in a handy spot is definatly an advanced technique, but very mackish) It may be different and better next time too. If you notice an extreme change for the worse in your regular partner then you might want to diplomatically mention the difference to her because that can indicate a problem.

[Lily420]

Lol....things liek this bring me back to the old days. My bi days lol. Fuckin hot chicks was da shit.... :D :D :D

[dark0ne]

nicely put scarlett. Ps. i also think that the way people say things indecates there real sexual prowess. Ie: i would never go on and on about the FUCKING STINK. like she said sometimes it smells some times it don't. just like a guys sack. it stinks some times. WHO CARES. :mad:

[NOTEHOOK]

rofl wtf

[BalliN]

^--- my thoughts exactly.

[yzstoned]

this is so funny

[muncheemama]

all women smell and taste different, some do wash but have glands that produce more scent, sometimes it is diet, hormones, weather, time of the month, equinox any number of things that could upset or rerout the fragile blance we have going on down there. Our anatomy as women is far more complicated and delicate than what you all have hanging. We are also taught from a fairly young age that any variation from "normal" makes us undesirable freaks.
I can't tell you the number of dirty dicks I have run across. Men's underwear; jesus I hardly have known a man who could properly wipe his ass, and that shit is sitting 2 inches away from your jonson all day closed up and hotinside them tighty whiteys. Before you start pointing out flaws in women that actually like and trust you enough to get that close to them, maybe you should be a little more generous in thought. You're not perfect and neither are they, if it's noxious then discreetly hit her up with a baby wipe. (keeping supplies like baby wipes, condoms, lube, in a handy spot is definatly an advanced technique, but very mackish) It may be different and better next time too. If you notice an extreme change for the worse in your regular partner then you might want to diplomatically mention the difference to her because that can indicate a problem.
can we get a round of applause?.....excellent. And you guys wonder why girls are so insecure about everything, seems you can find fault with anything... youre lucky you even get laid at all

[slipknotpsycho]

munchee please dont' generalize....there are us decent guys, then there are those fuckheads.....

[maryjanemama]

Professor Evil, did you ever stop to think that if you didn't describe women like objects or animals, you might get better responses? I'm very open minded but when it comes to reading threads like this it's almost sickening. Pussy juice?!! For Christ's sake!! Are you 12? I can understand why the guys get pissed at you, you make the entire male population look bad. There are much better ways of describing situations, even unpleasant situations, such as foul odors.

I'm all for honesty and the truth, but not for disrespect.

[professer evil]

slipknotpsycho and everyone else whos been complaining about me,i havent gone onto threads and started arguements,ive just given my opinion on certain issues,im into freaky shit and its cool if your not in2 wat im in2,but dont give me abuse because u dont agree,this is a sexuality forum and ill talk about what kinda sex i like and you can just ignore me if ur not happy,

id like to stop all arguements now and ill apologise for any previous remarks if it will make things better between us all,if everybody liked the same thing and thought the same then the forum would be no fun and not interesting,i like hearing wat shit other people get kicks out of


in regards to calling it pussy juice,i have no problem with that and nobody else i know does,maybe one or 2 of yous girls here might not like those kind of words but blokes use a lot worse words when there talking about girls and giveing details to each other,

[dark0ne]

what a hobbie, personaly i think you just sit at home by your self all day waiting for people to post on your gayass topics. knowing that you'll get into an argument. no you've never fingerd any one cept your self. just want a rise out of people. so you can go, "i'm not trying to start anything, i just want to know" :mad:

[Zero Revolt]

slipknotpsycho and everyone else whos been complaining about me,i havent gone onto threads and started arguements,ive just given my opinion on certain issues,im into freaky shit and its cool if your not in2 wat im in2,but dont give me abuse because u dont agree,this is a sexuality forum and ill talk about what kinda sex i like and you can just ignore me if ur not happy,

id like to stop all arguements now and ill apologise for any previous remarks if it will make things better between us all,if everybody liked the same thing and thought the same then the forum would be no fun and not interesting,i like hearing wat shit other people get kicks out of


in regards to calling it pussy juice,i have no problem with that and nobody else i know does,maybe one or 2 of yous girls here might not like those kind of words but blokes use a lot worse words when there talking about girls and giveing details to each other,

Pussy Juice= Childish
Secretions= Adult Like

You sir are a virgin noob.

[ScarlettCrush]

Even if you talk like that to each other, crude words= bad lovers
I really like to talk dirty, and be talked too. The last thing I want to hear whispered in my ear are the words "pussy juice" "kebab" or "minge" Garunteed crotch kicking if you say them to a chick.
Referring to any of our anatomy in a crude or bad way is not good, even with your mates. You should never kiss and tell, let alone tell some things like that about a girl. I said it before, and I will say it again, you need to be more understanding.

[ScarlettCrush]

double posted! :p

[jacquelyne]

This is sick.DONT GO ANYWHERE NEAR IT IF IT STINKS FUCK THAT.I wouldnt have sex if i thought i would be even a little bit crusty no way.If a girl stinks like that then she needs to get the clippers and go to town and just get in the shower and have a good good thorough scrub of the downstairs department.Im not saying no more but i will say she must have been a dirty SLUT

[jacquelyne]

To be honest i would appreciate someone telling me if i was stinky in the rudest way possible so i would feel that embarresed i would never do it again.A few times my bf hates it in the morning when he wants a bit and i say wait till ive had a shower it makes him mad and he tells me that im too paranoid about that kinda thing and i am.I cant stand bad smells or bad hygiene its the biggest turn off ever to me

[Not Enough Herb]

lol this is hi-larious

ppl its just a topic no need to rip eachothers head off

ppl have there ways of saying and doing things if u dont like it go suck a big purple dick( there the better, non smelly kind :) )

yup

smelly privates!

later

[Satovan]

Hey I just learned the word minges.

[Hektik]

What's wrong with pussy juice =/

[slipknotpsycho]

no it doesn't make everything all better.....if everyone just forgot everything where the hell would the world be...and someone said somethign i had forgotten to mention...you talk like girls/women are just animals/property .....i'm pretty sure you don't smell soapy clean every second of your life too.....

[professer evil]

some of you guys in here are just like pussys,there is nothing wrong with sum of the words ive used,i never say them words during sex or anything like that,but come on and think about the words you hear in rap music,its a lot worse than sum phrases i use

what else are u meant to call the juices that come from a pussy??

[muncheemama]

vaginal secretions

[slipknotpsycho]

anything but pussy juice lol they aren't some kinda fruit now are they? (i have this feeling someone's going to come back with a comment about a peach)

[Juggalotus]

she just needs to eat more fruit most likely....anyways, tell her to wash the cooter out. If that happend to me i'd probably got up and left, thats just disgusting. I KNOW my ball sweat smells like ass, so I dont go around asking for head after running for 3 hours. I'm pretty sure she knows what she smells like too. My opinion = Dirty Ass Whore.

[crystal clear pepsi]

am I the only one here who remembers Pussy Juice as a Mixed Drink they made at the tiki bar during spring break ?? ;) :p :) :p :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[GHoSToKeR]

Yes, CCP (don't feel like adding anything else to this thread... umm.. just pretend I said something really cool and profound that made you all go "oooh... ahhh... hmmm" and then scratch your chins for a while with thoughtful looks on your faces).

[crystal clear pepsi]

Yes, CCP (don't feel like adding anything else to this thread... umm.. just pretend I said something really cool and profound that made you all go "oooh... ahhh... hmmm" and then scratch your chins for a while with thoughtful looks on your faces).


AMEN

[ontariogrower]

Hahaha...I was chatting with this bitch online, man i dont know if you've ever had this horrible shit happen to you but anyways.......I got a pic of her....and it was kinda like the neck up. So anyways we kinda fell a quarter in love i guess and i ended up driving to toronto to see her. Which is like......4 hours away. Anyways i got there and met her. She pulled up in her car. Again i only saw her face, she was quite pretty...I start following her back to her house and i parked....I got out of my car..then...i hear a horrible rumble, and coming towards me, she was about 5'11 and some sort of fat breasted, huge ass, godzilla. Of course I was much to nice and way to shy to run away and besides, I'm a good guy, i can see past the weight and height. Or so i thought. Anyways, we walked up the stairs to her apartment and her ass was massive, it reminded me of one of those big exercise balls that women work out on. I kept staring and i started feeling nauseaus, but it was okay. I was going to be okay, i could get past this and spear the white whale. We approached the door to her apartment and i heard her say, " I saw you looking at my ass" and she gave it a smack. The sound echoed for all to hear and i'm sure the man standing in the hall vomited shortly after seeing this cow. We walked into the apartment and i sat down on the couch and quickly began thinking about alcohol and how much i would have to drink before i went down on this heiffer. She came over to the couch with a bottle of vodka and i let out a sigh of relief and quickly poured a drink for myself. I finished the drink and went to get another and another until i was at 3 drinks. She had drank about 5 because she was obviously a booze slut. She took my foot and placed it on her crotch and i tried to smile but i grimmaced as i felt touching her genitals. She then downed 10 more glasses of orange juice and vodka and the bitch CUT ME OFF AT THE 3 I HAD!!!!!!! She got up and stumbled around and told me to come closer. I, reluctantly, stood up and proceeded towards the sow, she grabbed me and dragged me into her room and lay me down on the bed and stripped. Only in a bakery had i seen so many rolls. I began to get butterflies, i pinched myself to make sure i wasn't having another nightmare about moby dick. The grabbed me and stripped me and tried to touch my balls and i decided i had to do something quick. I made up an excuse and lay down and said i was tired from the 4 hour drive. I pretended i had a headache and that i couldn't possibly perform tonight but maybe tommorow. I lay in bed and the drunken whore lay down beside me and started to cry. I again pinched myself and wondered if this was really happening. Was she really crying because i wouldnt fuck her? Inside my mind i was laughing at the pathetic whore, but i was even more pathetic for falling for the old face picture on yahoo. I should have known that from the neck down she had the figure of a grizzly bear. Before i knew it she was begging me to fuck her and i again made up an excuse and after alot of crying and whining i finally agreed to shove my fingers in this fatties buttery cunt. She asked me how many i could fit, so i jammed my fingers in her with force trying to rip her nasty cunt but her fat pussy strangled my fingers and rendered them helpless. I was powerless, her pussy had a hold on me. I kept fingerfucking until finally i had 5!!! YES FIVE FUCKING FINGERS IN THIS PORKER!!! I was amazed at how loose she was, but in a split second i was nauseated. It seemed that when i put my fingers in her, i had released her scent. Her cum was thick and the fingers seemed to be wafting a rotten garbage smell into the air. I reached for some form of gas mask, but there was none there so i just grabbed a sock and placed it over my nose. I fingered her until she came. Then i went to wash my hands....i noticed thick white GOO! ALL OVER MY FUCKING HANDS. IT WAS CRUSTY TOO!!!! Well, long story short......I snuck out when she passed out and stopped at the nearest gas station to shoot gas all over my hands to kill whatever that nasty shit was!!!


MY WARNING IS!!! DO NOT MEET CHICK ON THE NET UNTIL YOU SEE A BODY PIC!!!! I MADE A DUMB MISTAKE!! WHEN YOU SEE A WHITE WHALE!!! RUN...............



P.S I have nothing against fat chicks.......only REALLY REALLY FAT CHICKS WHO ARE like 6 ft tall with asses a meter in width......!!!!! My woman is 210 lbs and 5'6 and i love her chubby ass. But man this other chick was a whale. fuck. Her name is carla and she's from mississauga! run for your life if you meet her in yahoo chat or anywhere else.

[slipknotpsycho]

....boy, i can't wait to see what some people are going to say about your post :p .....i'm thinking mainly stedric, maryjane, and uhm.....cheery..yea that's my bet.

[GHoSToKeR]

Hey, don't forget me, slipknot... the guy's a prick :)

[cheyenne]

I'm sure the woman is this group have a few things to add.

For example of course we would all love to get six inches or plus, but do you hear all of us bitchin about short dicked, men coming to fast, and various other ailments that befall men.

In short: (pardon the pun)

Yes, size does matter
It is a big deal
and finally NO it doesn't happen to everyone

[Euphoric]

My opinion = Dirty Ass Whore.
hehe u know if you take that literally its pretty funny :D

[crystal clear pepsi]

hehe u know if you take that literally its pretty funny :D


No Fockin shit , my Thoughts Exactly

[muncheemama]

wtf....maybe youre not that great either if she had to drink all the vodka to fuck you...damn she was just trying to get laid, hehehee shes the only one that got off that night, sounds like youre the sucker.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol muncheemama, right on! :p